Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anti bullying, poetry,
I Admit I Write Poop Poetry
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give a jot
3/21/19
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
fun,
JAN'S FANS
Alas ‘tis the fate of plucky Jan
To write her poetry while on the can
Her pen’s been known to scoop
A sprinkling of poop
And gleefully to let it hit the fan
Written by
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
anti bullying, community,
A Shark Is Lurking
There's a shark lurking in the soup they say
With sharp teeth ready to strike any day
Our pens remain our best weapons
No matter what the shark threatens
We will just write more to send him away
12/27/18
Written by
Kp Nunez
Categories:
addiction, humorous,
Removed For Publication
“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain, on Alcoholism
05 July 2015
Poem of the Day - 07 July 2015
Write With the Wit of Twain Contest - 4th Place
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Written by
John Posey
Categories:
poetry, sleep, writing,
Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited
Sleepless Nights - Limerick Insomnia Revisited
Limericks are so hard to write.
Sometimes, keep me up half the night
Spending way too much time
Just trying to rhyme
A word that’s just out of sight.
Written By John Posey
07/02/13
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
From Bad To Verse
Jan doesn't write iambic pentameter
So please don't condescend and mock her
We have different styles
I bring laughter and smiles
Please remember Jan is just an amateur!
30th April 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, lust, political,
Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of Rump
A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!
Fictional write for fun
7th June 2016
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
books, humorous, writing,
Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book
Loo humour it is my forte
Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day
I’ve finished next book
Will you dare to look
It’s naughty – that’s all I will say!
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
funny, history, on writing and words,
Ahead of His Time
Young Shakespeare didst say to his tutor,
"Methinks I wouldst be much astuter,
And per chance, I wouldst say,
Mightest write a screen play,
If some fool wouldst invent the computer."
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
community,
Allison-Ellison
Jan Allison, Jack Ellison, believe it or not there's no relation
Both love to write about poop, do you see the correlation?
Canada and the Isle Of Man
A loving connection, this poetry clan
Joining hands across the seas, true love among nations
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humor,
Beware
Last night in a forest, poor Dan
got bit by some creatureHe ran
to the safety of home,
but as I write this poem,
he's changing! Beware the wolfman!
Feb26, 2020
For Richard Lamoureux's Warning Poetry Contest
Written by
Cecilia Macfarlane
Categories:
happiness, thanks,
A Wonderful Surprise
Gifted a premium membership
I want to do a joyful backflip
But that may cause great harm
A sincere thanks with charm
Effort to write more I shall let rip
January 10, 2020
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
muse,
Rules Contested
I saw a neat contest today
But rules seemed to get in the way
So, I''ll write what I like
The rules take a hike
And settle for my usual N/A
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
humorous,
A Real Souper Poopper
I know of a poet named Jan
She lives on the Isle of Man
She likes to write poop
To add to The Soup
And I'm honestly glad that she can
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Food To Feed Separate From Weed
Food To Feed Separate from Weed
Morning Has Broken and so has each seed;
Become food to feed separate from weed,
They found,
On ground,
Which was required that they surely need.
My main goal is to motivate others
to write poetry..
Jim Horn
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humor, winter,
Yes Dear
I’m trying to write like a bard
She asked me to go dig the yard
Though protests were made
I picked up a spade
I grinned when the ground was too hard
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
celebrity, hero,
Celebrity Limerick
Mission impossible for my muse
to write a limerick on Tom Cruise
Our hero Ethan Hunt
performs stunt after stunt
like me, his enemies he'd confuse.
8/20/2018
Written by
Sathya Babu
Categories:
funny, humor,
Here Me Write - Word Play Homophone
Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
appreciation, for her, funny, humor, life, sexy, work,
Advice Adviser
I'm retired but do I still have a life
Yes, sexual adviser I am to my wife
But if I say try this
It'll be totally bliss
If I desire I'll ask for your advice
.
Challenged to write on the back of a Joke!
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
humor, softball,
A Soft Ball
This maybe a contest of sorts
But she said I can't write about sports
'Cause it's not funny of late
To see a man's ball deflate
And have to debate it in court.......Hahahahhaahh It's still funny
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
poems, poetess, poets, words, write, writing,
Names On Contests, Yuchers
Once again I write what I think
Include your name, hell that stinks
It should all be read blind
Just imagine the finds
Leave the Judges purely in think
<*>
All contests should be read blind, unless a Workshop named!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
community, conflict, crazy, smile, storm, thank you, thanks,
To the Norm, Truck It
This Scottish guy never cares for the norm
It doesn't bother his ass, no matter the form
There's too much of this
And there's too much of that
Please write to the form, or suffer the storm
May I add this doesn't conform to the Syllable count.
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
Twice Or Thrice Daily
Twice daily,even once will do
if you want I can do thrice too,
so in this New Year
promise to adhere
to my wish to write more haiku!
;-)
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Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Some People Insist
Some people insist that I keep writing limericks
Don't want to overstay my welcome in this mix
So I'll write a few
But back off, phew!
Unless of course youse guys start throwing big bricks
© Jack Ellison 2015