Limerick Poems About Teachers | Teacher Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: funny, word play,


The teacher said, "Listen to this,"
"Said backward, your name has a twist!"
One kid caught her eye
She said, "Simon you try!"
In a moment he said, "No mis!"

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Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humorous,

Three Days Suspension

My teacher, she once gave me a C 
The next cycle...she gave me a D 
I was young with no class 
When I pinched her fine … 
But that cycle...she gave me a B

Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: humor,

Point Taken

A new teacher whose discipline lacked,
From his pupils was daily attacked.
So he taped to each chair
A sharp tack in despair
And they soon got the point - that's a fact!


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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,

Replacement Teacher

there was a teacher from crete

whose foot size was quite petite

well students did plot

and to school they brought

some shoes for oversized feet.

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: life, student, success, teacher,

Compliment To My Teacher

Sending out exercises and instructions so sound
discipline and good guidance steadily going round
in times never to imagine
words linked back to origin
ensuring from grass root, Life's graceful path has been found.

Poem Details | by Rhea Daniel Dear |
Categories: school,

My, My, What the Sickens

The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Final Instalment ,A Hypothesis

Once there was a teacher by name Jenish Anthony "the Holy"
represented success by the simple equation  “E=C2” coolly
“E” success in any endeavor of value
“C” uncompromising pursuit of a value 
Bloody this hypothesis of Jenish"the great teacher" is no folly!

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: health,

No Reps

There was a bad gym teacher of Gott
Whose belly was becoming a pot.
He avoided exercising
Which wasn't surprising
Because he didn't give a squat.

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,


A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,

Teacher Pet

my math teachers fav'rite cat

likes to wear a baseball hat

when the class stares it down

it will hiss with a frown

red sox man are where its at.

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, games, humor, sexy,

Class Is In Session

A game that my wife and I played
To teacher I would be an aide 
My best I applied
To pass test I tried
And at breakfast I’d wait for grade

Poem Details | by Jacquelyn Sturge |
Categories: funny,

The Teacher

There once was a teacher from Trenton
who tried, but he couldn't keep his belt on,
His pants they would fall
on his knees he would crawl,
And the children, they all paid attention.

Poem Details | by Kash Poet |
Categories: funny,

Birds and the Bees

"Do you know 'bout birds and the bees?" One day my son asked suddenly, "Just ask your teacher, she would know better" "No Dad she is yet to marry!" =============000============== By:kash poet

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: tribute,

Shania My Love

Shania my love, you gorgeous creature Sure like to explore all your amazing features It would blow my mind Snuggling up, I'd go blind I'd be your pupil and you'd be my teacher © Jack Ellison 2015
My tribute to the gorgeous and talented Shania Twain!!!

Poem Details | by Super Star |
Categories: children, fun,

Bob the Alien

There was once an alien called Bob
Who had a very rubbish job
He was a teacher
And also a preacher
And he loved breaking door knobs!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: high school, lust, relationship, remember, sexy, teacher, wife,

High School Reunion Buzz

I recall your wife was brunette
And every male teacher's pet
I never knew why
She acted so shy
When she always left their lap wet?

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: religion,

Sunday School

I'm sure you have heard a preacher
Claim God created each creature
But look to the sky
And you will see why
Clouds are the greatest art teacher!

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: absence, appreciation, children, dedication, giving, poetry, teacher,

Teaching Is Hard

A teacher with an always late student
Looked for ways to influence improvement
She tried best she could
But it did little good
Now the student remains mostly truant

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: character, children, heart, humanity, political, school, teacher,

First Day of School

The children knew right from the start
Their teacher was born really smart
So from the get-go
They wanted to know,
"What's colder than Donald Trump's heart?"

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

A Great Teacher

A Great Teacher

God gave a great teacher to suffice,
And after I received  further advice,
Better growing,
Always knowing;
Together another poem shall splice.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Teacher Limerick

There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule.

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: humorous, word play,

The Best Letter

The new teacher said, "Class listen to me,"
"What do you think the best letter must be?"
One said with force,
"The G of course!" 
She asked, "Angus, why do you think it's the G?"

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: fantasy, sexy, teacher,

Windy Sindy

She was dressed as his old school mistress
In his fantasies he called her miss
He cuddled her tight
Until his love bite
Caused a breeze as his girlfriend went hissssssssssss

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: high school, pets, student, teacher,

Teacher's Pet

Stacy Applebean, every teacher's pet
Without a doubt, straight A's she'd always get
  Hated and unpopular
  Her yearbook summarized her
'Rotten Apple,' her lasting sobriquet

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Well It Is

My teacher said it is her belief,
the bean is a protein full chief,
then she pointed at me,
and asked ‘what is a pea?’
I replied, ‘it’s a mighty relief.’