Limerick Poems About Jesus | Jesus Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I Am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Herbie Rides Again

Two autos both tried to have sex. A pity they both were such wrecks! With great apprehension, One lost its suspension. Old banger sex – oh so complex! 12~21~14 Contest: East Jesus Sponsor: Roy Jerden Checked using how many Syllables 8,8,6,6,8 ~awarded 3rd place~

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: jesus,

The Last Supper

His disciples dined on fishes
As Jesus heard all their wishes
The die was cast
Judas was last
And had to do all the dishes

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, usa,

Frilly Red Knickers Show Time

(aka "Trump's Bottom Line")

Cartel Jesus launched an old crone
High over Trump's Wall on a drone
Our Border Patrol
Went out of control
Snapping photos with their iPhone!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: wisdom,

A Bumper Sticker

“Honk and drive if you love sweet Jesus” “Text and drive to meet Jesus in pieces” You are duly warned Did you hear that horn Pay attention or your chance increases

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Shall Seek On Mountain Peak

Shall Seek On Mountain Peak

Jesus our master who we know is meek,
To find Him have always wanted to seek;
Had occurred,
Heard His word,
From valley low to a tall mountain peak.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: devotion, faithgod, god,

For John Freeman: Godly Limerick

Look at me; I am so successful!
I am nothing save for Jesus' blood!
Have no god before Me
Love God first then your neighbor
If you love Me, serve widows and orphans.

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Wiseman Gears

Once there was a wise man called Joseph gears
True to his conscience believes Holy Spirit steers
Materialism, an addiction to kill one's soul
Jesus Christ, his leader model
Bloody gears! this world is for cracks ask your peer.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: christmas,

The Very First Christmas

It's the happiest time of the year round the world Moms reading to kids on the couch they're all curled Bout the very first Christmas Bout baby Jesus what blissfulness As the banner of love and freedom is unfurled © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: father, life

Was the Shroud Used As a Napkin At the Last Supper

Had a glass of wine to blend with the crowd
things got out of control, a bit loud

kept thinking Jesus sipped 
probably didn't get so lit

I bet thats how they stained the shroud ! ?

3rd person of coarse/no disrespect/lol

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible, bullying, discrimination, jesus, prejudice, race, religion,

Religious Nonsense

A cleric in the Ku Klux Klan
Claims "White" must be God's "Chosen" man
But he prays with a frown
Since Jesus was brown
And the clay that made Adam was tan!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Church Had Become Blank

Church Had Become Blank

Maundy Thursday

When the Church had become blank
Seemed so low my heart slowly sank;
Complete silence church stood
Again come back Jesus would,
And all of God's soldiers fell in rank.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Joseph Adebanjo |
Categories: bible, christian,

Jesus' Blood Never Fails

Jesus' blood never fails me at all The precious crimson tide flows for all Epitome of power All sins overpowered Upon it proud, I stand, brave and tall

Poem Details | by Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories: jesus,

I Am the Carpenter

I am Joseph the Carpenter, husband of Mary,
I am the Carpenter, we were the chosen of many,
Angel Gabriel visited the Virgin Mary, Mother
Of Jesus, I was accepted as His legal Father,
We became parents sadly, our Saviour to bury.

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, jesus, spiritual, spoken word,

Living God

Satisfies His household even much more
granting His children’s desires for sure
Jesus is the barret
beyond any laureate
His hands will cover those who stay inshore.

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: birthday, jesus,

How Old

Its the time for the Nativity,
wonder how old He is going to be,
Prince of Peace,
true Christmas creed,
Alpha and Omega age infinite.


Poem Details | by Shirley Sibley |
Categories: devotion, faith, forgiveness, happiness, hope, passion,

This Day It Was All In Good Taste

This day it was all in good taste...
And not a moment of time did I waste
I shouted out loud
To the whole of the crowd
"Jesus will save you, make haste!"

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Just After Jesus

Just After Jesus

Just after Jesus had arose,
A toast to Him I did propose
What was it Trump had in mind?
With smallest one we could ever find,
Am sure that only heaven knows.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian,

Sunday School

When Jesus was teaching Pre-School
He taught them all The Golden Rule
But none would comply
Since the other guy
Was much more in need of that tool!

Poem Details | by Tj Lewis |
Categories: cheer up, for him, jesus,

When Jesus Turned

When Jesus turned water to wine
it tasted modestly divine
there was no witnessed waste
but there's no accounting for taste
pharisee spirit's complain all the time

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: christmas, december, jesus, religion,

Christmas Rising

At Christmas Christ’s spirit did rise
But this time we’ll have a surprise
With tariffs on trade
And high rates to be paid
It’s prices that will reach the skies

Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: christian, destiny, forgiveness, inspirational,

Eternally Speaking


A man named Jesus was heard to say
I am The Life, The Truth, and The Way
No greater word
May ever be heard
Will you accept Him today?

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Worldly Prison

Worldly Prison

While on earth are in a worldly prison;
Jesus back to heaven He has arisen;
Each door there for us was opened wide
So we could very easily go inside;
Our church priest want to christen.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

No Objection

No Objection

From his mind he needed protection
And no one had an objection
Picture of Carson we saw
That really grabbed my craw
Was with Jesus' at His resurrection.

Jim Horn

I remember Ben having a big picture
of Jesus in his home hallway.

Poem Details | by Lisle Ryder |
Categories: bible, christian, faith, gospel, jesus, religious,

Parable 6: Forgiveness

A man whose boss forgave him a large debt
then charged a friend who owed him with a threat:
   “Now pay what you owe
   or to prison you go.”
The boss jailed that man till his debt was met.

Matthew 18.23-35