Written by
Kristin Carter
Categories:
imagination, life, nature, places,
I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night
The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
dance, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
While Close Dancing
On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
- “If you feel something hard
- Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
She's Dry - Written Especially For Armand
She’s as dry as a woman can be
No longer wet from dribbling wee
She’s got 'Tom' in her pants
She can run, she can dance
No more leaks, she is now so carefree
30th March 2015
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
dance, green, humorous,
Misguided Sean
There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.
9/18/18
(Colleen - an Irish girl)
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
crazy,
Guise of a Clown
I have never liked your phoney guise as a clown
Whose silly painted smile should be turned upside down
I'd like to put red ants
Down your baggy ass pants
And watch you dance until the seat of 'em runs brown
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture,
Hawai'I Nei
Wahine hula dance all night
Swivelling hips beneath moonlight
But comes the dawn
Bikini on
They surf the waves like dynamite!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dance,
The Trumpeter's Ballet
How popular is the big attraction today
By all accounts, it's “The Trumpeters Ballet”
It's classified first-rate
Though a bit overweight
His followers too, southern cooking on a plate
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
dance, fun, giggle, halloween, silly,
Witches' Ring
Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
they sang off key
it tickled me
as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, beauty, color, drink, emotions, feelings, summer,
rosehip tea
in this mug red roses dance
ballet brewing excellence
petals entwined
sips so refined
tasteful this rosehip romance.
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
daughter, funny, wife
Cockney
A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
dance,
Laughter Is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest
Jan Can Can
The dance show of sultry young Jan
was given a national ban.
It was found in her dance
she wore no underpants
performing high kicks with *can-can!
Written Oct13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,
How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam
Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze
Written by
Timothy Brumley
Categories:
funny, nature
The Aunt Dance
An Italian once courted my Aunt
Who was bitten by ants in his pants
So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"
"I got the gonorrhea!"
That's when he learned the frying pan dance!
Timothy IBrumley
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
dance,
Clumsy Aquarius
Aquarius met Belle from France
Attracted he asked for a dance
The first was a slow
He stepped on her toe
Did he deserve a second chance?
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
friendship,
Lynette
A NIGHT OF FUN WAS WHAT WE ENJOYED
SANS YOUNG TRACY AND THE JOVIAL BOY
THE BAND WAS ROCKING
WE WERE NOT STOPPING
TO REMINISCE AND DANCE OH WHAT A JOY!
Written 01/03/2015
After a wonderful reunion with friends missed for thirty years
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, appreciation, dog, humor,
The Proud Lhasa Apso
The Proud Lhasa Apso
With hair golden, thick, lavishly long
Praised in Tibet with dance, poem and song
You’re the proud Lhasa Apso
How you take naps on one’s lap so!
With refined, gentle folk you shall always belong
4/22/23
Written by
Caryl Muzzey
Categories:
Dinosaur Dance
There were two dinos who loved the hop
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl SMuzzey
Written by
Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
Categories:
dance, feelings, happy, life, love,
Footloose
Rock and roll that's my play
Who wants to stay and sway
Don't care if you're footloose
Any music we'll dance and choose
Smiles; grooving fun that we'll display
1:38 AM
02/24/2014
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
hope,
Lottery Ticket Limerick
I know it is quite a huge long shot.
However, I can win a big pot.
I will join the dance.
Give my dreams a chance.
A buck per ticket is not a lot.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Yee Haw Let's Party
Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea
Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza
Maybe dance in the moonlight
While trying to remain upright
In spite of downing six bottles of tequila
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
dance, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, husband, soulmate,
dancer
once a young student from gilroy
wished to marry a tomboy
parents protested
had him arrested
forced him to join the bolshoi.
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,
Downtown - Adult
DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES
FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS
THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP
YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP
UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,
Another Girl From France
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE
ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE
ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH
‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH
WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
adventure, happiness, love, romance
Enjoying the Peace of Late Hours
Sky as infinite as deep thoughts,
foaming sea emitting sparkles,
glances brightened by romance,
a sweet urge to dance...
enjoying the peace of late hours.
Inspired by Linda-Marie's photo ps.JT76945.jpg
written by Andrew Crisci
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny,
Living Vivid
The orange flowers attract bumble bees
Yellow and black bees stung my red knees
Dance round flailing and wailing crimson legs
Devilish dimples arose; scratch pegs
Several amber ants stung white toes