Limerick Poems About Dance | Dance Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Kristin Carter |
Categories: imagination, life, nature, places,

I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night

The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.

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Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: dance, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

While Close Dancing

On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”



Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

She's Dry - Written Especially For Armand

She’s as dry as a woman can be No longer wet from dribbling wee She’s got 'Tom' in her pants She can run, she can dance No more leaks, she is now so carefree 30th March 2015


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: dance, green, humorous,

Misguided Sean

There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.

9/18/18
(Colleen - an Irish girl)


Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: crazy,

Guise of a Clown

I have never liked your phoney guise as a clown Whose silly painted smile should be turned upside down I'd like to put red ants Down your baggy ass pants And watch you dance until the seat of 'em runs brown



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture,

Hawai'I Nei

Wahine hula dance all night
Swivelling hips beneath moonlight
But comes the dawn
Bikini on
They surf the waves like dynamite!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dance,

The Trumpeter's Ballet

How popular is the big attraction today By all accounts, it's “The Trumpeters Ballet” It's classified first-rate Though a bit overweight His followers too, southern cooking on a plate


Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: dance, fun, giggle, halloween, silly,

Witches' Ring

Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
	they sang off key
	it tickled me
 as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, beauty, color, drink, emotions, feelings, summer,

rosehip tea

in this mug red roses dance

ballet brew of excellence

petals entwine

sips that define

a tasteful rosehip romance.


Poem Details | by John Fenn |
Categories: daughter, funny, wife

Cockney

A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: dance,

Laughter Is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest

Jan Can Can The dance show of sultry young Jan was given a national ban. It was found in her dance she wore no underpants performing high kicks with *can-can! Written Oct13, 2016 for Jan's contest! *Pronunciation is of course American style!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How To Give a Guy a Premarital Suitability Exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze


Poem Details | by Timothy Brumley |
Categories: funny, nature

The Aunt Dance

An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



                            Timothy IBrumley


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: dance,

Clumsy Aquarius

Aquarius met Belle from France
Attracted he asked for a dance
The first was a slow
He stepped on her toe
Did he deserve a second chance?


Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: friendship,

Lynette

A NIGHT OF FUN WAS WHAT WE ENJOYED SANS YOUNG TRACY AND THE JOVIAL BOY THE BAND WAS ROCKING WE WERE NOT STOPPING TO REMINISCE AND DANCE OH WHAT A JOY! Written 01/03/2015 After a wonderful reunion with friends missed for thirty years


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: animal, appreciation, dog, humor,

The Proud Lhasa Apso

The Proud Lhasa Apso

With hair golden, thick, lavishly long
Praised in Tibet with dance, poem and song
You’re the proud Lhasa Apso
How you take naps on one’s lap so!
With refined, gentle folk you shall always belong

4/22/23


Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories:

Dinosaur Dance

There were two dinos who loved the hop     
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop 

Copyright © 2011  By Caryl SMuzzey


Poem Details | by Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser |
Categories: dance, feelings, happy, life, love,

Footloose

Rock and roll that's my play
Who wants to stay and sway
Don't care if you're footloose
Any music we'll dance and choose
Smiles; grooving fun that we'll display

1:38 AM
02/24/2014


Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: hope,

Lottery Ticket Limerick

I know it is quite a huge long shot. However, I can win a big pot. I will join the dance. Give my dreams a chance. A buck per ticket is not a lot.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Yee Haw Let's Party

Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza Maybe dance in the moonlight While trying to remain upright In spite of downing six bottles of tequila © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: dance, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, husband, soulmate,

dancer

once a young student from gilroy

wished to marry a tomboy

parents protested

had him arrested

forced him to join the bolshoi.


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,

Downtown - Adult

DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,

Another Girl From France

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH ‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS


Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny,

Living Vivid

The orange flowers attract bumble bees
Yellow and black bees stung my red knees
Dance round flailing and wailing  crimson legs
Devilish dimples arose;  scratch pegs
Several amber ants stung white toes


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: adventure, happiness, love, romance

Enjoying the Peace of Late Hours

Sky as infinite as deep thoughts,
foaming sea emitting sparkles,
glances brightened by romance,
a sweet urge to dance...
enjoying the peace of late hours.



Inspired by Linda-Marie's photo ps.JT76945.jpg
written by Andrew Crisci