Limerick Poems About Peace | Peace Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Robert Johnson |
Categories: sexy,

Sexy Sandy

A pretty little thing named Sandy.
Made all of the men feel so randy.
She's quite a nice lass.
So I won't be crass.
But it really is quite a dandy.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: peace,

Little Green Men

Shows about the cosmos and where we're from Have me hooked I admit it, I'm entranced by each one All those little green men Will be neighbours when They come down from the heavens and take away our guns

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america,

Red White and Screw U

The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, peace, war,


Yesterday Asians, Jews today
Yet Native Americans pray,
"To settle a score
Grant us love, not war,
So children can go out to play!"

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: peace,

Sets You Aflame

Like the sun after a summer rain Like the sweet song of a robin's refrain A Mozart concerto A mellow cello A gentle touch that sets your heart aflame

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: religion,

Seminiferous Seminary

A virgin out searching for God
Discovered that God was a fraud!
How can peace endure
Or girls remain pure
When males come equipped with a prod?

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, insect,


There was a beekeeper named Jives
Who found a rash on his thighs.
The doctor said be at peace,
Nothing to fear in the least.
You simply have too many hives.

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

Rest In Peace

There once was an outlaw named Bill
Who was hoping the sheriff to kill
He missed his first shot
But the sheriff did not
Now he's the one bound for boot hill...


Poem Details | by Robert Johnson |
Categories: people,

A Little Problem

These midgit's live in a big castle.
Where getting around's a big hassle.
They looked for a way.
So that they could stay.
But the steps, too much of a passel*.

* Passel : large number or amount.

PCPSNo offense intended with the use of the word midgit'sPeace:)

Poem Details | by Joy Wellington |
Categories: husband, peace,

My Ex For Sale

Come one come all my ex for sale
His underwear being sold in bale
                 Naked on the block
                 Glad he is defrock 
His chest shows fear at the exsale

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, childhood, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, peace, people, uplifting, visionary,

You Stink

<                            Once came along a super ninja
                              Dagger Nunchucks Gi sword Wala
                              Hiding in the sewer
                              Got covered with manure
                              Fear not his weapons but hands haha

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: peace,

Peace In Our Time

Eighty years old and can't remember a time When peace ruled the Earth and freedom bells chimed Maybe 10 years or so Remaining but whoa The odds are not promising for a different paradigm © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Black Eyed Susan |
Categories: depression, health, loss, peace,

Cola Slurpees For the Soul

A bad day at the 7-11
The cola slurpee's not working again!
I don't want cherry,
Grape, or strawberry - 
Only cola gives me that peace-like zen!


Poem Details | by Nancy Jones |
Categories: brother, nature, peace,

Polka Dot Swimming Trunks

In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.


Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: adventure, happiness, love, romance

Enjoying the Peace of Late Hours

Sky as infinite as deep thoughts,
foaming sea emitting sparkles,
glances brightened by romance,
a sweet urge to dance...
enjoying the peace of late hours.

Inspired by Linda-Marie's photo ps.JT76945.jpg
written by Andrew Crisci

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: life, uplifting

Fish Out of Water (Pisces Dude)

I once knew a compassionate man
who couldn't survive on dry land

    he was sensitive and kind 
  helped me find peace of mind

with him a spiritual quest began 

Pisces Freak I Am 

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: nonsense, people,

Nag Nag Nag

All the old woman does is nag, nag, nag.
How do I get rid of the old windbag?
There is a bumper crop
when she goes nonstop.
For peace and quiet, is there a price tag?

Poem Details | by Nicholas Rush |
Categories: freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science, silly,

Asighd From Sighence

Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Wine Haha

I..don’t mean to waste your time,
But..boy dose me wife bloody whine.
Do this, do that,
The miserable old bat
I found peace when I pickled her in brine

Poem Details | by Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories: adventure, depression, devotion, lonely, sympathy, time, peace, peace,

Letter To Home

When I look around..I See that It's abound
 Whatever it Is..It wants Peace 
 Peace of mind..An everlastingly Bind
 No racketeering..It isn't Blind
 It Sees More than what you see.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: marriage,

Crumbs On the Counter

Man and wife are at opposite ends of the scale When it comes agreeing on what's important in life, we fail Obsessed with crumbs on the counter Berates him till into a battle they flounder Life's too short to worry about crumbs for peace to prevail

Poem Details | by Shirley Sibley |
Categories: faith, forgiveness, happiness, hope, inspirational, peace, uplifting,

I Once Met a Man From the West

I once met a man from the west
And invited him home as my guest
I told of the cross
He cried, "I am lost!"
Then repented and God gave him rest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness, planet,

Gaiety and Mirth

The original purpose of Planet Earth Over four billion years ago since its birth Was peace and harmony Without conflicts constantly Only extreme happiness, gaiety and mirth What the hell happened??? © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Peace Lovers

Once there was a man called Vetti Nayagam, the speaker
This speaker knows history, geography, epics, ethics, linguistics and more
How to run a family? Author speaker
How to win an election? Author speaker
Bloody Nayagam gentlemen are no cold fish, peace lovers !