Limerick Poems About Hope | Hope Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Beryl Edmonds |
Categories: art, confidence, future, hope,

My Legacy

Poetry to me is my legacy Poems I write to live on endlessly So like it or lump it I’ll blow my own trumpet And leave them to historic supremacy.

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Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I Am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.



Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

You Must Look After Your Elf

Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, snow,

It's Snow Joke - Bawdy Limerick

In winter when snow softly falls Sid snowman clutches his snow balls He says I feel chilly There’s frost on my willy I hope it melts when nature calls!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: uplifting,

Surprises Are Waiting

We all need purpose to get up each day To combat the negatives, send them away Most days are good As we hope they would But surprises are waiting to our dismay © Jack Ellison 2016



Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Mass Murderer

This limerick could be quite a chiller;
as a movie would be a nice thriller.
Who set fire to the wheat? 
Leaving stubble and heat -
I hope they catch the cereal killer.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy, leadership,

A Minister of Joy

Dear dear Mo, my capitol friend A Minister of Joy each morning she sends An Ottawa leader of happiness We citizens are blessed Hope she's re-elected and her term doesn't end


Poem Details | by Jennifer Proxenos |
Categories: pain,

SWELL TOM HOME SWEET HOME

Hey Tom, you look well cared for and well fed,
Sure you longed to sleep in your own bed,
You must've had pain, hope they spoiled you,	
More medication, preferred a whiskey or two,
Which nurse did you like best, which one a dread.


Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: age, birthday, celebration, friend, friendship, happy, happy birthday,

All Best

Happy Birthday to my dear friend.
I hope it’s great from morn to end!
	Though we are apart, 
	this comes from my heart.
My warmest wishes I impart!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: crazy,

Always More To Be Said

When all's said and done, there's more to be done and said Like how's our dear Mary, hope her fungus hasn't spread And what about poor Thelma With her deviated antenna And poor Nikita, fresh radishes growing on her head


Poem Details | by Hilo Poet |
Categories: 12th grade,

The Catch of the Year

The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.


Date: 08/27/2019


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Life's Like a Baseball Game

Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames You start to notice the signs It's the bottom of the ninth Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains


Poem Details | by Debbie Duncan |
Categories:

Living Life

I hope you have angels  
watching over you
Because the way 
you live your life is'
A  CRIME!  




7/7/2013   12noon


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

In a While Crocodile

Been writing Limericks in the last while In my own inimitable quite naughty style Hope I get by those censors Nothing gained, nothing ventured Might be singing “in a while crocodile” © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,

New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze

We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex


Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: celebration, easter, family, fun,

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.


Poem Details | by Richard D Seal |
Categories: sports,

Birdie Trouble

Birdie Trouble

So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: life

School-Time!

Going to school is so much fun
But can't wait until homework is done!
For every class hope for an "A"
And on the honor roll:  Hip-hip-hooray!
In the game of life I can say I've won!


Poem Details | by Faleshia Murphy |
Categories: funny

Going To School

My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem

Have you tried suppressing a big fart - Clenching your buttocks is a fine art You hope your windy gas Doesn’t shoot out your ass and from the room you quickly depart 7th March 2015 Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem


Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Light and Hope Limerick

Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT With HOPE of a wild sex filled night But the tone of his wife Made him fear for his life Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey 05~21~15


Poem Details | by Faleshia Murphy |
Categories: funnyhalloween, halloween,

This Halloween

For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch


FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST


Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.


Poem Details | by Pokey Lanford |
Categories: health, cousin,

Ker-Chew

There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew” His cousin next door was named “Flu” He found "cold" in the hallway, And threw up on the walkway, I do hope he doesn’t find you! ~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Early Morning Warning

There once was this lady I was desiring
Upon meeting she became so damn tiring
She kept me up all night
And fatigued I took fright
I hope that it was blanks I was firing