Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,
I Am Christian
My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
christmas, humorous,
You Must Look After Your Elf
Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick
Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick
His red nose was gleaming
Blue eyes they were streaming
I hope that Santa will give him some Vick
24th December 2014
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, snow,
It's Snow Joke - Bawdy Limerick
In winter when snow softly falls
Sid snowman clutches his snow balls
He says I feel chilly
There’s frost on my willy
I hope it melts when nature calls!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
uplifting,
Surprises Are Waiting
We all need purpose to get up each day
To combat the negatives, send them away
Most days are good
As we hope they would
But surprises are waiting to our dismay
© Jack Ellison 2016
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Mass Murderer
This limerick could be quite a chiller;
as a movie would be a nice thriller.
Who set fire to the wheat?
Leaving stubble and heat -
I hope they catch the cereal killer.
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
pain,
SWELL TOM HOME SWEET HOME
Hey Tom, you look well cared for and well fed,
Sure you longed to sleep in your own bed,
You must've had pain, hope they spoiled you,
More medication, preferred a whiskey or two,
Which nurse did you like best, which one a dread.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
joy, leadership,
A Minister of Joy
Dear dear Mo, my capitol friend
A Minister of Joy each morning she sends
An Ottawa leader of happiness
We citizens are blessed
Hope she's re-elected and her term doesn't end
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
age, birthday, celebration, friend, friendship, happy, happy birthday,
All Best
Happy Birthday to my dear friend.
I hope it’s great from morn to end!
Though we are apart,
this comes from my heart.
My warmest wishes I impart!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
crazy,
Always More To Be Said
When all's said and done, there's more to be done and said
Like how's our dear Mary, hope her fungus hasn't spread
And what about poor Thelma
With her deviated antenna
And poor Nikita, fresh radishes growing on her head
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
12th grade,
The Catch of the Year
The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.
Date: 08/27/2019
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Life's Like a Baseball Game
Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game
You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames
You start to notice the signs
It's the bottom of the ninth
Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains
Written by
Debbie Duncan
Categories:
Living Life
I hope you have angels
watching over you
Because the way
you live your life is'
A CRIME!
7/7/2013 12noon
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
In a While Crocodile
Been writing Limericks in the last while
In my own inimitable quite naughty style
Hope I get by those censors
Nothing gained, nothing ventured
Might be singing “in a while crocodile”
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,
New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze
We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex
Written by
Jaycee Cervenka
Categories:
celebration, easter, family, fun,
Egg Hunt
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
life
School-Time!
Going to school is so much fun
But can't wait until homework is done!
For every class hope for an "A"
And on the honor roll: Hip-hip-hooray!
In the game of life I can say I've won!
Written by
Richard D Seal
Categories:
sports,
Birdie Trouble
Birdie Trouble
So you think you’re going to hole me
Teed off well and on the green rolled me
Looked like hole in one
Then all hope was gone
When old albatross swooped and stole me
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funny
Going To School
My little one is going to school
The joy on his face and mine is so cool
His first day is monday
I hope he will be okay
While I'm at home acting a fool
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem
Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart
7th March 2015
Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Light and Hope Limerick
Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight
L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey
05~21~15
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funnyhalloween, halloween,
This Halloween
For Halloween I want to be a wicked witch
With nothing but evil sewed in every stitch
Give the kids lots of candy how awesome
Then I'll scare the pants right off them
And just hope I don't wake up in a ditch
FOR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST
Written by
Cassie Smith
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,
Mothers Day
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Written by
Pokey Lanford
Categories:
health, cousin,
Ker-Chew
There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew”
His cousin next door was named “Flu”
He found "cold" in the hallway,
And threw up on the walkway,
I do hope he doesn’t find you!
~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
Early Morning Warning
There once was this lady I was desiring
Upon meeting she became so damn tiring
She kept me up all night
And fatigued I took fright
I hope that it was blanks I was firing
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
hope, political
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.