Limerick Poems About Anniversary | Anniversary Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anniversary, funnyhalloween,

Strut the Butt Jabba

On Halloween night I will strut Dressed like Jabba the Hut Many sweets I will eat As it is trick or treat And double the size of my butt

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Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: birthday,

Natal Anniversary

A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?

Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: anniversary, history,

Bonfire Night

There once was a Fawkes name of Guy Whose dastardly plans went awry Now in November We still remember And take pleasure in watching him fry
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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,

New Year's Resolution Inspired By John Cameron Swayze

We suggest a v-gina's for sex
And hope the owner expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: anniversary,

Birthday Limerick

Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.
Wish for one more year
to stick around here.
We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: anniversary,


You could have been completely free
But I love you and you love me
We’re still together
Through joy and bad weather
For one more anniversary

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: anniversary, confusion, funny, places

Red Cheeks. ( Both Sets.)

After tossing back too many shots,
My tummy got tied up in knots.
But the outhouse fell down,
now a king with no crown,
I cover up where I must: "Thank You Scotts'!"

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anniversary, funny

Oo La Ween!

Welcome to my naughty Halloween Meet my dark and beautiful dream On this night she's a witch But by day not a stitch So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: anniversary, health, history, sad,

Ah, If Columbus

Ah, If Columbus had not sailed
for America: the new land,
cigarettes wouldn't kill
those feeling the chill...
many would be alive, not dead!

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: anniversary, clothes,

29th Wedding Anniversary Poem

Today there was shock in my eyes My husband gave me a surprise He donned his wedding suit And still looks really cute Been married for years, how time flies 06/22/21

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: anniversary, funny, wedding

Zelli's Shoes

Stylish Zelli's shoes are unique,
they stand out in my neat boutique;
what a distinguished look
in a suit nobody took...
green cognac is gorgeous and chic!

Poem Details | by Adeleke Adeite |
Categories: anniversary,

The Luck of the Irish

The luck of the Irish has always been
St Patrick did not preach for men to preen
in great lewdness and less love
but for friends to look above...
with gratitude garnished with touch of green.

Written 02/4/ 2017

Poem Details | by Clifford Villalon |
Categories: anniversary, birthday, celebration, children, engagement, family, friend,

Box of Litted Wishes

Many years I kept you in a box
Box of memories that knocks
Birthdays and occasions you come alive
All day, like roses, I count you in five
Candles I lit, my love for you rocks!

Poem Details | by Demetrios Trifiatis |
Categories: anniversary, moon, voyage,

Walking On the Moon

Fifty years ago on the moon went Man

T'was a trip that had long before begun

When he dreamed flying up high

To soar wished and reach the sky

Now planets wants to conquer if he can!

© Demetrios Trifiatis
       21 July 2019

Poem Details | by Erik Savage |
Categories: anniversary,

Anniversary Woes

You are not welcome in bed.
Go sleep on the sofa instead.
The problem my dear
Is appallingly clear
You've forgotten the day that we wed.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anniversary, funny

Diluted To Polluted

Christmas Day will never be the same Whilst companies who will only think gain It's charms now diluted Commercially polluted Frankly, the fat cats are solely to blame

Poem Details | by Sotto Poet |
Categories: 5th grade, anniversary, emotions, feelings, friend, fun, roses are red,

A Man Called Saint Patrick

There once was a man who liked Saint Patrick.
He said, "find the lovely matric!".
It was rather a banter.
But not every intruder.
He couldn't say no to the hat trick.


Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Speed and Accuracy

My anniversary gift went off the rails.
She sought it shiny with correct details.
Goes from nought to two hundred
in three seconds, so wondered -
But it wasn’t a set of bathroom scales,

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: anniversary, humor, humorous, music,

Beethoven's 250th Birthday In 2020

The loudest composer, ’tis clear, was Beethoven - man of the year. The Germans are proud of music that’s loud because Ludwig van couldn’t hear.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: marriage,

Our Twenty-Fifth Anniversary

Went to Cape Cod for our 25th anniversary For our 30th went back and got her, must be wary That's really not nice But I did have a choice So we're back together now and still married

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health,

A Justifiable Sigh of Relief

Today it's been 7 months since my last epileptic seizure What a fantastic anniversary, it couldn't have been sweeter Can I just assume it's finally Been conquered undeniably I'm heaving a monumental sigh of relief justifiably