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Written by Jesse Rowe
Categories: bird, food, funny,

Fatso

They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.

8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick

Written by Paul Callus
Categories: food,

Mac and Mac

To the diner Mac went for a meal
Where he ordered two helpings of veal.
All he had was one dime
Could not pay! What a crime!
Washing-up was the fairest MacDeal

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© 2nd June 2017

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: anger, drug, food, hate, integrity, mental illness,

An interesting party we have going here

The comments we like for dessert 
Are iambs that writers here blurt
But eating foul crunch
That slaughtered lambs munch
Tastes toxic like trumped-up bad dirt

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: celebration, food, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

Turkey's Dont Enjoy Thanksgiving

Today it is Thanksgiving Day
For all dead turkey’s I do pray
That you had a good life
Now you’re carved with a knife
Served on a plate as the entrée

Have a great Thanksgiving folks!

26th November 2015

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: food, humorous,

Diet Dilemma

I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet
I’d recommend that you all try it
Any food will do
Nothing’s bad for you..
It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit!

Written 18th February

Posted on 23rd February

Written by Paul Callus
Categories: food,

Pies

He phoned the village bakery
And ordered a delivery
Loads and loads of tasty pies
Ate them all but at a price
He spent the night in misery.


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Contest:  Plentitude of Pies
Sponsor: Sheri Fresonke Harper

Written by Hannah Everett
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not a Noodle, a Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.

Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: childhood, food, humor,

My Childhood Cereal

Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.






12-5-16

Written by John Smith
Categories: food,

Neapolitan

Block of Neapolitan Ice Cream; 
to my diet, a scream in a dream 
Chocolate, strawberry
and vanilla; very 
delicious Then I bust out a seam.

Written by John Watt
Categories: boy, food, mother, mother son, teenage,

O Teenage Metabolism, Where Art Thou

When I was a teen, I would munch
My way through the whole Sunday brunch.
I'd destroy that buffet,
Then as we walked away,
I would ask my poor mother, "When's lunch?"

Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: food, technology, time,

Fast Food Kitchen

When at home its often fast food I crave,
might even be leftovers that I saved,
always in a race,
open and shut case,
thank God for my nuke everything microwave!






12-20-16

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: food, humorous, insect,

Buzz Off - Bawdy Limerick

At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo
No panties, but Sue ain't  no bimbo
It keeps pesky flies
Landing on our pies 
Our days out are never in limbo!

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02/03/20

Written by Pat Adams
Categories: baseball, food, humor, imagery, word play,

Hotdogs On the Run

With Baseball hotdogs on the run
Caught up in, excitement and fun
Watch where you go
Before you know
You might slip and fall on your bun!

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: farm, food,

Farmer Mcgillicuddy

Poor old Farmer McGillicuddy
He’s somewhat of a fuddy-duddy
   He plows with an ox
   All progress he blocks
No wonder his corn tastes so cruddy

Written by Michael Wise
Categories: family, food, horse, humorous,

My Sweet Aunt Mabel

There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: food,

One More 2020 Tragedy

Jan's cucumber* got quite a spin
From a lady who did not like men
It worked like a charm
And caused her no harm
But got dumped in the rubbish bin

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Written by Jan Allison
Categories: food, humorous,

Queuing For His Cucumbers - Bawdy

Bill’s cucumbers grew long and hard
Nuns queued up for them in his yard
‘Twas their weekly treat…
They were not to eat
I’ll finish here… or I’ll get barred!

08/12/20

Written by Wren Rushing
Categories: animal, food, humor,

Shark In the Soup

In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.





12/27/18

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: age, clothes, food, memory,

Going Dotty

My elderly auntie named Dot
her memory’s going to pot
For she served me raw food
and was totally nude
A dinner I’ve never forgot

7/27/18

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Food To Feed Separate From Weed

Food To Feed Separate from Weed

Morning Has Broken and so has each seed; 
Become food to feed  separate from weed,
They found,
On ground,
Which was required that they surely need.

My main goal is to motivate others
to write poetry..

Jim Horn