Limerick Poems About Farewell | Farewell Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: emotions,

The Time Has Come

Think it's about time to call it a day Brain doesn't function in the same old way Effect of my seizures Good wishes my readers It's been a magical ten years, so farewell I say

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Five Happy Years

Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve My happiest five years, it's where good friends dwell Some come and go Sure miss them so Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell

Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,


My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun

Poem Details | by Diane Lefebvre |
Categories: farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,

Tick Tac Mac

There was a young man we'll call Mac, who loved to suck on a tic tac. But one choked him today. What a price he did pay and he'll never, ever be back.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,

drop in traveler

we once knew a girl named sloot
who liked to travel by chute
dropping into a town
She would leave with a frown
due to the horrid commute

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: farewell,

Overstayed My Welcome

Nearing the end here, don't think it'll be long My time is short may have sung my last song Met some very sweet peeps Love you guys heaps Overstayed my welcome soon be moseying on

Poem Details | by Luke Acton |
Categories: desire, destiny, farewell, heart, philosophy, sometimes,

An Expansion of a Question

A modicum of triumph.
A moment of no regret.
Is followed in sadness,
And bitter loose ends.
When you don't know whats wrong or whats right.
Why do we even fight? 
The weight of the world is oppressing and vile
Its takes a great deal just to make me smile 

Poem Details | by Warren Doll |
Categories: farewell, funny, humor,


There was a lady named Cass
Who on her deathbed passed gas
Respecting the dead
All stayed close to the bed
Hoping it would be her last

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, nursery rhyme,


The King lashed his horse with the rein
And galloped up front in the rain
When he lifted his sword
It was, 'Farewell my Lord'
For that was the end of his reign

Poem Details | by Regina McIntosh |
Categories: america, education, farewell, funny, hilarious, history, leadership,

Biden Won

There was a man named Donald Trump
Votes counted - he went into a slump
Election swore he’d lost
No matter what it cost
Afterall, Biden wasn’t such a chump

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: farewell, how i feel,

No one Nyukked

There was a poet whose limericks sucked
He tried to be funny, but no one nyukked
   At first he was sad
   But then he got mad
This is his last limerick --- just your luck!

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angst, anxiety, conflict, fun, humor, humorous, travel,

bye bye bye corona

a virus named joe and his dad
were riding on back of a lad
then split into two
and fell in his shoe
farewell son a charcoal footpad

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

John John

John John is my buddy, special as hell And to think I was considering saying farewell He never lets me down Shoos away my frowns A special buddy for sure, unparalleled

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: farewell,

Zona Is Calling

Arizona is calling John John, time to mount your horse Sure your bags are already packed, no need to be forced Do you know that many Are wallowing in envy If you take me along, I'll worship you on all fours

Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: farewell, friend, hope, prison,

The Bad Egg and The Good Friend

There once was a bad egg named Drew
Who had a good friend he knew

He said, “I can’t tell,
If I’m going right to hell”

“But if I am, will you visit me too?”

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: cry, farewell, silly,

Mr and Mrs Obsolete

  ~ Mrand MrsObsolete ~

A picker of pockets used to get cash
Now just credit cards, and never a stash
   Shed a tear for old pickers
   They're dying off quicker
Than bearded ladies without a moustache

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: devotion,

150 Calories An Hour

Got some amazing news, the best news of all Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall But not recommended If survival is intended Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell

Poem Details | by Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories: corruption, farewell, humor, humorous, irony, joy, prejudice,

Bluebeard - Inauguration

Did you know?  Did you see?  Did you hear?
Did you think?  Did you hope?  Did you sneer?
For today is the day
that Bluebeard goes away!
Bid adieu to his mountainous rear!

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: dream, fish, moon, travel,

Charlie, the Tuna

There once was an unusual tuna
Charlie dreamed of sailing to the luna
   Bought a huge water balloon
   But along came a typhoon
Farewell Charlie, wannabe Kahuna

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sunshine,

My Motel

My weight is still plummeting, I'm happy as hell Wasting away, to my fatness I say farewell But it's the chance I take For goodness sake Young fillies will be bugging me for a night at my motel

Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: anger, angst, conflict, death, farewell, grave, murder,

The Corrupted Cop

There once was a man named Jim
A corrupted cop was him

They shot off his arms
And legs with firearms

Then threw him in a lake to swim!

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: freedom,


If only, perhaps, I could wish it away
Ship it to nowhere, just a stowaway stray
No time for farewell 
Too late, gotta bail
And please don’t return on a sunshiny day

Poem Details | by David Bose |
Categories: humor,

That Playboy Named Hugh

Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through.

Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: art, betrayal, farewell, heart, old, snow, war,

Thor vs Yo'dins

Thor betrayed the command of Odin
So he could kill all of the Yo'dens

With his very own crew
He used his hammer too

Till Odin came swiftly wide open!



Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: cute, farewell, girl, hair,

Sue's Curlicue

There once was a cute little girl named Sue
Smack dab down her forehead, a curlicue
   She so much wanted straight hair
   She planted an iron there
Now, instead of hair, she's got barbeque