Written by
John Watt
Categories:
boy, food, mother, mother son, teenage,
O Teenage Metabolism, Where Art Thou
When I was a teen, I would munch
My way through the whole Sunday brunch.
I'd destroy that buffet,
Then as we walked away,
I would ask my poor mother, "When's lunch?"
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
crazy, giggle, humorous, teen,
The Skateboarder
The Skateboarder
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014
A skateboard he tried to ride.
He didn’t there long abide.
It went airborne,
It did not forewarn,
He landed on his under side!
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
childhood, education, funny, teen,
Job Interview
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
memory,
A Rambunctious Teen
It's the year two thousand and sixteen
Many years since I was a rambunctious teen
With slicked down hair
It was devil may care
Surrounded by young fillies so peachy keen
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny, on work and working,
Blockheads
"At a Place Called MrQuick's"
Serving burgers called “Quickies” I spent
time at work as a teen, and no gent
would I too often see!
Many blockheads asked me
for a quickie (a burger not meant)!
For P.D's BLOCK~ BLOCK~ BLOCK Poetry Contest
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,
These Coming Summer Days
Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, school, teen, wife,
Girl In My Class
There once was a girl in my class.
One day I tried to make a pass.
My cheek still sting,
My ears still ring,
Yet married to me; Alas!
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
natural disasters,
Limerick: Once a Pregnant Teen Saw a Barrister
Limerick : Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Thought she recognised the future Father
So she set him a trap
He rushed into her lap
Now she’s stuck with Twins, says Solicitor.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
fun, funny, loss, sleep, teen,
Snack Attack
There once was a lad we all called him Mack
To carry his snacks, he had a backpack
While taking a snooze,
His backpack he’d lose
Somewhere, someone was enjoying a snack
Written by
Quentin Ehlinger
Categories:
nostalgia, teen,
Drivin'
When you started drivin'
You'd want to go dive in
To the passion pits
And watch all the hits
At the good ol' Do-Drive-In
Written by
David Brooks
Categories:
car, grave, humor, teen,
Braggart
There once was a driver named Dave,
Of his driving he often would rave.
Then one day on his own, drove and talked on his phone,
Now he's bragging about his new grave.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
My Anxious Willy
Often been referred to as kookie and silly
It's the way to the hearts of pretty young fillies
Knew this as a teen
In my light blue jeans
Which exhibited a bulge of my most anxious willy
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Savannah Cook
Categories:
art, passion, teen,
The Art of Movie Makeup
i study a pretty at a face
soon there will be no trace
a color here
another there
what a what a disastrous ace
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
teen
My Dance Shoe
When I was, the age of twenty.
My dancing was admired plenty.
Only one dance shoe,
worked magic for you
Brown loafers with shiny penny
© Feb 2011 for SKats "Favorite shoe"Contest
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
halloween, humor, teen,
A Ghoul Named Mcdimple
There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
depression
The Perils of Internet Dating
There once was a granny called Vi,
With dentures, peg leg and glass eye.
Many photos I’d seen,
And expected a teen -
Who says that the camera can’t lie?
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny, hope, teen
Jeans
A young lady still in her teens
Purchased a new pair of jeans
The jeans were too tight
And try as she might
She couldn’t help busting the seams
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, teen
Stimulus Package
Our fine city built a brand new fountain
Stimulus provided so could obtain
Young person came up with a plot
A place for good suddings lot
Fear _cop in suba gear on bottom lain
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
anxiety, flying, teen love,
Mighty Uptight
Superman was feeling mighty uptight
So he went out for a long midnight flight
Spotted two teens making love
Shut his eyes tight as a glove
But his blue leotard turned hard, alright
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, boy, boyfriend, character, humor, humorous, teen,
lucky guy
we once knew a gambler kevin
who preferred the number seven
you could count on his
numerical bliss
to raise it up to eleven.
Written by
Mike Dailey
Categories:
teen, boy,
Little Boy Blew
The story just might have been porn
That Little Boy Blue in the corn
For he’d gone and hid
For something he did
Trying to blow his own horn
Written by
Kevon Worrell
Categories:
12th grade, encouraging, funny, october, teen, time,
Oct-To-Baby
This is your month your time to shine
Takeoff with happiness and leave the hate behind
Its fall but I hope you don't fall
Live life make your own call
Party all in all but don't forget to give god time
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
age, loneliness, lust, passion, sexy, teen, woman,
Mid Life Cry Sis
A middle-aged woman named Jill
Believed she was over the hill
Then pizza-boy Fred
Delivered in bed
And now she's gone back on the pill
Teenage lads soon knocked on her door
With iPhones recording the score
The smiles on our street
Are a treat to greet
For Jill's not alone anymore!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Youman Bean
A silly old duffer I have always been
Just an older version of a silly youman bean
Never miss my cereal
Watched nature material
Nature's intrigued me since being an oversexed teen
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cute, for teens, funny, giggle, humor, teen, vanity,
claim denied
so ten of your teeth were pulled
and then your mouth crown jeweled
you must think us daffy
you ate all that taffy
insurance claim overruled.