Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
giving, poetry,
The Pm Fairy Strikes Again
A PM fairy's busy this year,
Bringing souper's some much needed cheer
Check if you have a star
A kind gift from afar
No doubt you're grinning from ear to ear!
1/07/20
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, political,
Guiding Star O'Er Washington
I pray a bright star will shine in the air
O'er Washington to guide some wise men there
Bringing gifts of commonsense
And harmony to dispense
To a nation that is in disrepair
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
betrayal, career, dark, evil, satire, true love,
Life With T-Rump Xxi
Donald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar
Written by
Mike Youds
Categories:
funny, science fiction,
Star Whores
Obi Wan Kenobi
Said “dooby do be dobie”
He wasn’t one but nearly two
And didn’t know just what to do
In his brownie, Kenobi robe(y)
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
space, wind,
Star Ship Enterprise
"May the Force be with you!" Spock said
Leaving poor Jan shaking her head
For Bones does not care
That fills Jan with air
Since Kirk logs, "Warp Speed Launch" instead
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
beautiful,
STAR GAZING
Time to take my patch off, I’ve been somewhat wobbly
Everything beautiful, everything bright,
So much clearer in black and white,
No double vision this time, I promise you honestly,
During my op visited our galaxy, am addicted to astrology
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
star, success,
Shine and Twinkle
An aspiring actor named Max Finkel
Felt that his star would soon shine and twinkle ~
He just needed one small part
That would provide him a start ~
Played a 'Hobo:' Max tinkled and stinkled
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Star Lite
Some people are up to no good
And seldom behave like they should
When in Tinseltown
They let their hair down
Knowing starlets like Holly would
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Wise Men Had Been Following
Wise Men Had Been Following
Wise Men had been following a bright star;
Distance they had been traveling was far
And in the night,
Should turn right;
With their camels they did start to spar.
Jim Horn
Written by
Brett Estes
Categories:
fun, poems, science fiction,
Rey: a Star Wars Limerick
There was a woman who lived on Jakku,
who lived in a robot and ate stew,
she met some droids,
and fought people on steroids,
and flew a frater too.
Written by
Warner Baxter
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
Hedgehog - Adult
I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humor,
05-04-Xxxx
Yoda clever was right on cue
And Obie did swell tae kwon do
But one day unique
In star wars double speak
Must be "May the 4th" be with you
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, nostalgia
Mickey Mouse
This is written with tons of tongue in cheek
But I loved watching Mickey Mouse each week
He was my favorite star
Outshone Donny Duck by far
A talking mouse ne'er to utter a squeak
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Marisa Moynihan
Categories:
happiness, how i feel, inspiration, music, star,
David Bowie
This idol, this man holds a place in my heart
He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start
He played as a king of a goblin land
Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand
David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Super Star
Once there was an actor called Solomon” the Super star”
Demonstration of falseness and pretense for Oscar
A show of diligence
No show of dog race
Bloody, ultimately no gold is super star better hopeless star!
Written by
Jimmy Anderson
Categories:
animals, music, song-lyric
Zebra Star
There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
His voice was the rage
When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!
For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
relationship,
Lone Star State
A lady who loves oral sex
Took to bed 3 cowboys named, "Tex"
One was well-hung
One for his tongue
And the third for his Rolodex
Written by
Quentin Ehlinger
Categories:
music,
Sing Out
To sing out the Star Spangled Banner
In the most appropriate manner
You must have four
To sound out more
And highlight that new fangled scanner
Written by
Tom Quigley
Categories:
baseball, memory, sports, time,
Raul Mondesi, Jr
Raul Mondesi is back from wherever he’d been hid
Storming into the Big Leagues and making another bid
But he played over a decade ago
Guess for me time hasn’t gone slow
And the rising star this year is Mondesi’s kid
3/31/16
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Cigar, the Might
Once there was a man called Cigar, the might
His wonder-statement “Might is always right”
Verity when supposed never
Wind somebody up for sure
Bloody this Cigar could only be a movie starright?
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
addiction,
Star Wars
Just came back from a Star Wars viewing
“FANTASTIC” now I understand all the hulaballooing
It sure blew me away
Don't know what else to say
No words can describe it, my mind is schmoozing
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun, silly,
As I Play My Sitar
So many times I've wished on a star
Still not rich, it ain't working so far
Perhaps if I cheat
And offer a treat
Like a girl star to cuddle while I play my sitar
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
The Bells Rang Out
Along with Judy Garland, this star was born
Twas for me, they rang the bells and sounded the horns
Yup! Li'l ole me
On my mommies knee
Destined for greatness but my mind was stillborn
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Russell Sivey
Categories:
dream, life, star,
Dream World Star
I desire to enter the light of the dream world
Where everything has hope, so I may get the girl
The stars all shine above
Giving off a special love
Nothing is as bright as the star that gives a twirl
Russell Sivey
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Where Oh Where Did My Little Friend Go
Where oh where did my little friend go
He used to be the brightest star of my show
Now shy and reserved
Seems to have lost his nerve
Guess old age is finally taking its toll
© Jack Ellison 2015