Limerick Poems About America | America Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

A Cheese Amendment

The cheese board met with MrInsane.
As a block they want cheese to remain.
So MrPresident’s heading,
to ban packaged shredding,
to make America grate once again.

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Poem Details | by Sandison Jumbo |
Categories: america, humor, political,

Thumping Hilary

Thumping Hilary

Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!

July 4, 2017

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america,

Red White and Screw U

The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: work,

Maid In America

I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america, political,

Heil - the American Nationalist Greeting

After you pass our barbwire gates
Welcome to the United States!
A non-white face
Gets sprayed with Mace
But if you have cash, we'll be mates!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, poverty,

Trump's Great America

Plentiful Pizza closed its door
Too many people wanted more
With dough in the air
The cook did not care
Open or Closed, she was still poor!

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: america, cute, halloween,

At the Pump On Halloween

The clown, yes, a clown, she did stop for gas. Surprised, yes, I wasI saw her through glass. With sparkle of hues, And squeak of her shoes, The clown, yes, a clown, did step out for gas.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: america, confusion, funny, history, language, spoken word, woman,

The Boston Tea Party - 1773

An ancestor known as, "Miss Lottie"
Was a New York socialite "hottie"
To her lasting disgrace
She slapped Paul Revere's face
When he invited her to the p-ah-ty

Poem Details | by Faye Gibson |
Categories: america, angst, political,


Pandemonium threatens the land
we woke up and it's not Disneyland.
Congress can't make a plan,
they're just kicking the can
Down the road; we are all on quicksand.

Copyright, November 16, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson

Poem Details | by Andy Grassia |
Categories: adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,

A Day At a Zoo

We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s 
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should 
cover his tiger tattoo

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure, allegory, america, class, slavery, world,

Hawaiian Tropic of Cancer

With visual field microscopic
Some utterly blind and myopic
Consume to the max
As a luxury tax 
On those needing help philanthropic

Poem Details | by Andrew Loud |
Categories: america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,

Happy Birthday Fat Man

In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: america, humorous,

No Bordeaux

There once was a young man from Turkey
Whose food tastes were known to be quirky
On braised lamb with Bordeaux
He had quickly said no
And asked if they had some Beef Jerky

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Poem Details | by J-Mag Guthrie |
Categories: america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play,


The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
    I'd give them jobs mowing
    or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: football, humorous,

The Hayne Plane

The Hayne plane took America by storm,
The Yanks soon realised he was not the norm,
He dodged through gaps
As he downed his flaps,
The opposition looked quite forlorn.

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: anniversary, health, history, sad,

Ah, If Columbus

Ah, If Columbus had not sailed
for America: the new land,
cigarettes wouldn't kill
those feeling the chill...
many would be alive, not dead!

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: america, humorous, political,

There's An Old Fart In the White House

I've checked the date it’s not April Fool’s Day - Trump’s President of the U S of A These words to you I impart To me a ‘trump’ is a fart In the White House this old farts gonna stay! 01~21~17

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: anxiety,

The Fall of America

Sitting here in my jammies writing away Now what brilliant things do I have to say How bout a rhyme Bout the Roman Empire decline Or the fall of America if HE gets his way

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: america, bereavement, betrayal, corruption, funeral, political, satire,

Inane and Insane - Or Is It the Other Way Around

A sub human waste dump named Pence
Has thoughts that defy common sense 
And who wants this chump?
The assinine Trump
Who thinks with his rump so immense

What is something uproarious?
Her plan to be victorious
Who must to us speak
Since democracy’s Greek?
Hilarious Clintorius!

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: poetess, poetry, poets,

Limerick For Mystic Rose

This Canadian lady’s name is Vienna. It’s the same as the largest town in Austria. Where she comes from up north, her writings are brought forth. They are among the best in North America.

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: abuse, america, change, evil, growth, humanity, judgement, pain, people, poverty, society, truth,

The Need For Robin Hood

Society has lost those who dare;
no wealth to declare,
no voice for the meek!
Let Robin Hood speak, they'll get weak;
they will give the poor man his share!

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: america, death, humor,

Frankie Mcgill

The feared bounty hunter Frankie McGill
Was tracking bank robber , Montana Bill
Frankie caught him by surprise 
Shot him dead between the eyes
Now Montana's on his way to Boot Hill..

Written 3rd May 2022

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Sponsored By Joseph May.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, america, beach, boat, cheer up, fishing, humor,

Sea Food

once a skindiver named neal

daily would make swimmers squeal

in town from new york

he carried a fork

dining on fresh ocean krill.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, america, bullying, dog, tribute,

Life With Trump Xv

The proverbial china shop taurus
Is the brutal reptile Trumposaurus
It has a small brain
And it will inflict pain
By attempting to claw your c_litoris

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, america, crazy, hyperbole, truth, vanity, words,

Life With T-Rump Xxv

The bully-the-pussies fat ass
Doesn't care for our middle class
"America First"
Means the wealthy are nursed
By the troll whose tower is brass