Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
humor,
The cheese board met with MrInsane.
As a block they want cheese to remain.
So MrPresident’s heading,
to ban packaged shredding,
to make America grate once again.
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Poem Details | by
Sandison Jumbo |
Categories:
america, humor, political,
Thumping Hilary
Hillary had thought trash of Donald Trump
And prayed him, that America should dump
She spent time on the jabber
That he was a ‘Pee’ grabber
The election came; Trump gave her a thump!
July 4, 2017
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america,
The Peace & Love Generation
Got whacked for their motivation
Now they know the score
There's money in war
That's why we're the richest nation!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
work,
I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america, political,
After you pass our barbwire gates
Welcome to the United States!
A non-white face
Gets sprayed with Mace
But if you have cash, we'll be mates!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political, poverty,
Plentiful Pizza closed its door
Too many people wanted more
With dough in the air
The cook did not care
Open or Closed, she was still poor!
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
america, cute, halloween,
The clown, yes, a clown, she did stop for gas.
Surprised, yes, I wasI saw her through glass.
With sparkle of hues,
And squeak of her shoes,
The clown, yes, a clown, did step out for gas.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america, confusion, funny, history, language, spoken word, woman,
An ancestor known as, "Miss Lottie"
Was a New York socialite "hottie"
To her lasting disgrace
She slapped Paul Revere's face
When he invited her to the p-ah-ty
Poem Details | by
Faye Gibson |
Categories:
america, angst, political,
Pandemonium threatens the land
we woke up and it's not Disneyland.
Congress can't make a plan,
they're just kicking the can
Down the road; we are all on quicksand.
Copyright, November 16, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
Poem Details | by
Andy Grassia |
Categories:
adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,
We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should
cover his tiger tattoo
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
adventure, allegory, america, class, slavery, world,
With visual field microscopic
Some utterly blind and myopic
Consume to the max
As a luxury tax
On those needing help philanthropic
Poem Details | by
Andrew Loud |
Categories:
america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,
In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth
Poem Details | by
Ralph Sergi |
Categories:
america, humorous,
There once was a young man from Turkey
Whose food tastes were known to be quirky
On braised lamb with Bordeaux
He had quickly said no
And asked if they had some Beef Jerky
Contest Poet Destroyer A October 8, 2015
Poem Details | by
J-Mag Guthrie |
Categories:
america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play,
The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
I'd give them jobs mowing
or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
football, humorous,
The Hayne plane took America by storm,
The Yanks soon realised he was not the norm,
He dodged through gaps
As he downed his flaps,
The opposition looked quite forlorn.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
anniversary, health, history, sad,
Ah, If Columbus had not sailed
for America: the new land,
cigarettes wouldn't kill
those feeling the chill...
many would be alive, not dead!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
america, humorous, political,
I've checked the date it’s not April Fool’s Day -
Trump’s President of the U S of A
These words to you I impart
To me a ‘trump’ is a fart
In the White House this old farts gonna stay!
01~21~17
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
anxiety,
Sitting here in my jammies writing away
Now what brilliant things do I have to say
How bout a rhyme
Bout the Roman Empire decline
Or the fall of America if HE gets his way
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
poetess, poetry, poets,
This Canadian lady’s name is Vienna.
It’s the same as the largest town in Austria.
Where she comes from up north,
her writings are brought forth.
They are among the best in North America.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
america, bereavement, betrayal, corruption, funeral, political, satire,
A sub human waste dump named Pence
Has thoughts that defy common sense
And who wants this chump?
The assinine Trump
Who thinks with his rump so immense
What is something uproarious?
Her plan to be victorious
Who must to us speak
Since democracy’s Greek?
Hilarious Clintorius!
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
abuse, america, change, evil, growth, humanity, judgement, pain, people, poverty, society, truth,
Society has lost those who dare;
no wealth to declare,
no voice for the meek!
Let Robin Hood speak, they'll get weak;
they will give the poor man his share!
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
america, death, humor,
The feared bounty hunter Frankie McGill
Was tracking bank robber , Montana Bill
Frankie caught him by surprise
Shot him dead between the eyes
Now Montana's on his way to Boot Hill..
Written 3rd May 2022
High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Joseph May.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
abuse, america, bullying, dog, tribute,
The proverbial china shop taurus
Is the brutal reptile Trumposaurus
It has a small brain
And it will inflict pain
By attempting to claw your c_litoris
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, america, beach, boat, cheer up, fishing, humor,
once a skindiver named neal
daily would make swimmers squeal
in town from new york
he carried a fork
dining on fresh ocean krill.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
abuse, america, crazy, hyperbole, truth, vanity, words,
The bully-the-pussies fat ass
Doesn't care for our middle class
"America First"
Means the wealthy are nursed
By the troll whose tower is brass