Limerick Poems About Grandmother | Grandmother Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Erik Savage |
Categories: grandmother, nonsense, silly,

Grannys glass eye

My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,

Beach Birthdays

To the lake yes to the lake
Potatoes fry fish to bake.
This was mother's cry
Birthdays now just rye,
If just once we'd bring a cake.



Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: drink, farm, grandmother, horse,

Grandma can hold her liquor

Grandma Gertie knocked back more than a few
When, of a sudden, she heard herself 'moo' --
   I can hold my liquor!
   She burped, and then snickered --
She 'neighed' ~ Off to the factory for glue


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: boy, grandmother, humorous, innocence,

Enquiring Minds

"How old are you Granny?", her grandson wants to know
Said with a yet to be learned, decorum to show
She said, "Thirty and holding!",
With a smile and not scolding
He asked, "How old would you be then, if you let go?"


Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: grandmother,

Just My Size Grandma



There's a grandma who just wears Just My Size
Her teenybopper cloths catches shock eyes
As she walks in sassy heels.
In hot pink spots wear she reels
She's so cute, whispers when she exercise.

12/24/2020




Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: grandfather, grandmother, word play,

Elderly Team Work

Pa could not bend over to the stove like he should
The wood is too heavy for Ma is understood 
To ease this plight
And make it right
Mama bent over after Papa got wood!


Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: grandmother,

The Deep End

 Granny has found a new trend
 With unseen waves to contend
 Ironing board skurfing
  And living room surfing
 Granny's gone off the deep end!

 7-15-2022
 Limerick Contes
 Sponsor: Lisa YY


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: grandmother, perspective, planet,

Grandma Janet Takes a Chance

The thought of life on another planet
Held no appeal for Grandma Janet
  But the COVID lockdown
  Made Grandma fret and frown
Masks banned there? ~ I think I can stand it


Poem Details | by Kaveesha Ruwindi |
Categories: celebrity, grandmother, grandson,

A Celeb's Granny

Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny

08/24/2018 


Poem Details | by G. Jay |
Categories: funny, grandmother,

The Small Doll Tall Fall

Opening the nesting doll was an ache           
Overturning it and began to shake    
Was all full of dirt
Got all over my shirt 
It was the urn of grandma, my mistake


Poem Details | by Izintombi Zamambo |
Categories: adventure, funny, grandmother,

Watch out for Grandma

as if she knew kids were not around, she got up the board, without a sound statuesque, she surfs with ease, self-taught hun, she aims to please, her younger self, would've won a crowd 14 July 2022 Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Lisa YY 99779 syllable count


Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: animal, funny, giggle, grandmother, humorous, silly,

Stunk

My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
	she knew what to do
	without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk