Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, october, silly,
there once was an old witch whose pies
were unique in flavor and size
she delighted her covens
when she opened her ovens
with dozens of old crusty guys.
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Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.
Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie
Poem Details | by
Paige Kostyniuk |
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,
There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7
October 232019
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Kinda mellow in the last wee while
Autumn gets me but don't loose my smile
Try oh so hard
No punch card
Tune into “S.M.I.L.E.” on your dial
Poem Details | by
Diane Lefebvre |
Categories:
autumn, humor, silly,
Tony wants to teach Mary some yoga,
While dressed in a short, little toga
He bends over the mat,
Where she just then had sat.
From jail Tony cannot now teach yoga.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,
tiny goblins running round
some in mothers dressing gown
witch cackle delight
was there such a night
in this hallowed little town.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
age, autumn, emotions, october, thanksgiving, tree,
aged wings with fairy sound
swirling colors gather round
glide without care
past our sad stare
final rest upon the ground.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
to the skeleton within
slinking about in our skin
let us thank its feet
a halloween treat
not letting us bump our shin.
Poem Details | by
Christian Childs |
Categories:
adventure, animal, autumn, bird,
There was once a fellow named Joe
Who saved money for an expensive bow
The bow was awesome
Used to kill an opossum
Which won him a trophy in a show
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
Bumped his head and his brains fell out at the crack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
And his brains fell out on the track
© Jack Ellison 2013
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
future,
Mildest autumn on record up here
What will become of us in future years
Will we all melt away
No more rides on a sleigh
Just a horse and buggy, no muffs on our ears
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Humdinger Spice
Yesterday my friend fell on the ice
Yelled quickly bring me a vodka splice
Then called I said
She hit her head
Bartender bring a humdinger spice.
Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, fun, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous,
we did something not too hard
put a scarecrow in the yard
now when kids trick or treat
theyll likely skip our street
or try my wifes stewed swiss chard.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
autumn, weather,
Seventy degrees in Canada in October
Think I've been drinking but I'm totally sober
Take it while we can
Cold weather's soon at hand
Enjoy! Enjoy! This sure charges one's motor
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
confusion,
What a wonderful setting beside a small forest
When autumn arrives with it's colourful chorus
Then surprise to us all
The leaves start to fall
And we're up to our ying yangs with a clean up abhorrent
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, travel,
Sam slept through his alarm once again
So dashed to catch the commuter train
But today he is fine
‘Autumn leaves’ block the line
He’s off the hook … his boss can’t complain!
2nd June 2016
Poem Details | by
Blake Myers |
Categories:
america, autumn, travel,
Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers
Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, dream, england, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
this is the tale of ed jeeves
notorious friend of thieves
each fall he will rise
to much darkened skies
and pilfer neighbors red leaves.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
autumn,
It's apple time again, literally falling from the trees
And pumpkins are ready for carving a likeness of me
The name is Jack
Humility I lack
When ya got it, put it out there, yourself to please
(Grin)
Poem Details | by
Russell Sivey |
Categories:
autumn, dark,
I enjoy all four seasons to see
And yes, all the leaves that long to be
On the other side
Darth Vader resides
His light sabre destroys all the trees
Russell Sivey
Poem Details | by
Jeff W. Watson |
Categories:
allegory, autumn, crazy, funny, halloween, october, silly,
One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown upside down
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
autumn,
Falling leaves make me sad for obvious reasons
It means the end of another warm summer season
Stomping my feet
Does no good I repeat
Acting too child-like causes one to be beaten
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
autumn, change,
Turn back the clocks this weekend they sing
To gain back the hour we lost in the spring
Afternoon naps
Took care of that
Plus a couple of weeks more in case you're inquiring
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jaquay Atkins |
Categories:
art, autumn, conflict, image, mystery, myth, pain, perspective, places, planet, racism, wisdom, work, write, writing,
There was a woman named Greed
Insidious intentions to conquer
Accumulation of funds
Paper chase, multiple runs
No mercy for the poor that plead