Limerick Poems About Autumn | Autumn Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: fun, humor,

Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.


Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie

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Poem Details | by Paige Kostyniuk |
Categories: autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,

Vlad the Vampire

There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7

October 232019




Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Tune into S M I L E



Kinda mellow in the last wee while Autumn gets me but don't loose my smile Try oh so hard No punch card Tune into “S.M.I.L.E.” on your dial


Poem Details | by Diane Lefebvre |
Categories: autumn, humor, silly,

Tony's Torrid Toga - For Contest

Tony wants to teach Mary some yoga, While dressed in a short, little toga He bends over the mat, Where she just then had sat. From jail Tony cannot now teach yoga.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, children, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, urban,

Halloween

Tiny goblins running 'round
Some in mother's dressing gown.
Witch cackle delight
Was there such a night,
In this hallowed little town.



Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: age, autumn, emotions, october, thanksgiving, tree,

Autumn

Aging wings with fairy sound
Swirling colors gather round.
Gliding so all share
Parting this cold stare,
Final rest upon the ground.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,

Halloween Friend

To the skeleton within
Slinking about in our skin.
A Halloween treat
Let us thank its feet,
Not letting us bump our shin.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

A Fellow Named Jack



There once was a fellow named Jack Who thought he was ahead of the pack Till one day in autumn He fell on his bottom And his brains fell out on the track © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Christian Childs |
Categories: adventure, animal, autumn, bird,

A fellow named Joe

There was once a fellow named Joe 
Who saved money for an expensive bow                                                
The bow was awesome
Used to kill an opossum                                 
Which won him a trophy in a show 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: future,

No More Rides On A Sleigh



Mildest autumn on record up here What will become of us in future years Will we all melt away No more rides on a sleigh Just a horse and buggy, no muffs on our ears © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: fun, humor,

Humdinger Spice

Humdinger Spice


Yesterday my friend fell on the ice
Yelled quickly bring me a vodka splice
Then called I said
She hit her head
Bartender bring a humdinger spice.



Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: autumn, weather,

Charges One's Motor



Seventy degrees in Canada in October Think I've been drinking but I'm totally sober Take it while we can Cold weather's soon at hand Enjoy! Enjoy! This sure charges one's motor © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Fellow Named Jack



There once was a fellow named Jack Who thought he was ahead of the pack Till one day in autumn He fell on his bottom Bumped his head and his brains fell out at the crack © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: confusion,

Up To Our Ying Yang



What a wonderful setting beside a small forest When autumn arrives with it's colourful chorus Then surprise to us all The leaves start to fall And we're up to our ying yangs with a clean up abhorrent © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, travel,

A GENUINE EXCUSE

Sam slept through his alarm once again So dashed to catch the commuter train But today he is fine ‘Autumn leaves’ block the line He’s off the hook … his boss can’t complain! 2nd June 2016


Poem Details | by Blake Myers |
Categories: america, autumn, travel,

My contst pom

Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers 

Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: autumn,

When Ya Got It



It's apple time again, literally falling from the trees And pumpkins are ready for carving a likeness of me The name is Jack Humility I lack When ya got it, put it out there, yourself to please (Grin)


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, fun, funny, giggle, halloween, humor, humorous,

Trick or Treat

We did something not too hard
Put a scarecrow in the yard.
Now when kids trick or treat
They'll likely skip our street,
Or try my wife's stewed Swiss chard.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: autumn, change,

Gain Back An Hour



Turn back the clocks this weekend they sing To gain back the hour we lost in the spring Afternoon naps Took care of that Plus a couple of weeks more in case you're inquiring © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Russell Sivey |
Categories: autumn, dark,

A Little Star Wars Autumn

I enjoy all four seasons to see
And yes, all the leaves that long to be
On the other side
Darth Vader resides
His light sabre destroys all the trees

Russell Sivey


Poem Details | by Jeff W. Watson |
Categories: allegory, autumn, crazy, funny, halloween, october, silly,

The Clown

One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown upside down


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Super Human Will Power



Autumn can be really depressing if you let it Takes super human will power to smile, I'll admit But stop for a minute While eating your spinach It's certainly not reason for murder to commit © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jaquay Atkins |
Categories: art, autumn, conflict, image, mystery, myth, pain, perspective, places, planet, racism, wisdom, work, write, writing,

Greed

There was a woman named Greed 
Insidious intentions to conquer 
Accumulation of funds 
Paper chase, multiple runs 
No mercy for the poor that plead 


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: autumn, dream, england, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Fall Guy

This is the tale of Ed Jeeves
Notorious friend of thieves.
Each autumn he'd rise
With much darkened skies,
To pilfer neighbors' red leaves.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: autumn,

Falling Leaves



Falling leaves make me sad for obvious reasons It means the end of another warm summer season Stomping my feet Does no good I repeat Acting too child-like causes one to be beaten