Limerick Poems About People | People Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

Friendships For Life

Some people you meet leave an lasting impression Some pass through without even a mention The ones that stand out Leave us no doubt Friendships for life are without exception

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Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: rude,

This Is Wrong, But

Rude people who think only of themselves -
I would like to sit atop mantle shelves
Yes, I know that is wrong
but it's where they belong
when they act like those impish little elves

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: fun, funny love, giggle, humor, people, silly, tree,

Out Pops - a Collab With Olive Eloisa Guillermo

Two poets who couldn't agree Raise their voices to their loud pleas One wasn't able to stop His zip open, out pops! Haha, it's a pea, not the size of a tree ©JAFraser and OEGuillermo 15.18pm, April 07, 2015

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: people

He Sings Behind Prison Bars Blues

He sings "behind prison bars" blues
'cause he's walked in another man's shoes!
He feels so bereft
since identity theft
only works until one pays his dues.

(not for the contest; it's too short)

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, me, poetry,

Soup Poop

I once knew a poet named Jan She writes when sitting on the can Some people here at soup Think her poems are poop Not everyone is a Jan fan! Contest: Sensitive Community Sponsor Skat (but a PD contest) 02~24~16

Poem Details | by Robert Johnson |
Categories: friendship,


There is a poet, her name is SKAT.
She read all my limy's, now that's phat.
When she was done reading.
It showed she had breeding.
So people, what do you think of that?

Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: funny, people,

A Big Sneeze

There was a young lady called Mae West
Who was famed for the size of her chest
She came down with Flu
Gave a big sneeze 'Atchoo'
And that was the end of her vest

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, people, pets,

Old Melon

There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie.

Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: war,


Muammar Muhammad Gaddafi; 
'Brother Leader', dog of Tripoli   
People of Libya 
happily say, "See ya! 
Here's for Flight 103 - Lockerbie."  

*Dead 10/20/11

Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: french, funny, humor, humorous,

An American In Paris

When Toby removed to Paree
The people all called him Tobee.
   “That’s not me,” he’d plead,
   Then finally concede
To be, not to be not, Tobee.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: on writing and words, people, places

Canadian Chris

There's a guy on the Soup called Chris
Captain Hook or Peter Pan is his wish
Boy his Blogs are so good
By this Canadian dude
His information sure is the Biz

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: on writing and words, people, places

Trooping of All Colours

The day I joined the Soup Frankly I was so cock-a-hoop So many kind poets Who didn't all know it Most definitely the best writing troop

Poem Details | by Dawn Drickman |
Categories: funny, life, people,


There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: children, funny, people,

Super Chief

An Indian chief, named Bold Eagle,
Once lived with his faithful old beagle.
He maintained his station,
Without reservation,
In a style that was in tents, but regal.

Poem Details | by David Drowley |
Categories: humor, nature, people, places, poetry,

Irish Knave

There once was a crude Irish knave
Who hid deep within Fingal’s cave.
He felt it safe there to flee,
Thinking “naught could get to me”
Until swept away by a wave.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

The Finger

Classify myself as one of the great of thinkers But sometimes been known to come up with a clinker Try my damn best Thought I'd passed the test But people on the street keep giving me the finger

Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: anti bullying, judgement,

Give it a rest

There are behaviors that I detest
From people who preach that their work's the best
Lines of gobbledygook
Reads like a boring book
Time to give their arrogant pen a rest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,


Heads up people, a new day is dawning Important to appreciate this feeling of belonging Tell people you love 'em All the way to the end Even if you notice a bunch of them are yawning

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: death, health,

No Account People

A pandemic common occurrence:
Losing one's job and health insurance!
The hospital count*
Continues to mount
Morticians wonder who is the dunce?

* People without an income nor
health insurance die at home or in the
street, not in hospitals!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: home,

Canada In July

There are people that imagine it never gets warm Way up in Canada where cold weather's the norm In July we unzip our fur-lined parkas While carving away on a newly killed carcass Then on to our dog sled through an another snowy storm LOL

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

My Darling Mutt

My darling Bertha, all people agree
Is the ugliest= mutt they ever did see
She squeaks and she snorts
She has whiskers and warts
But she's the most charming of ladies to me


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Star Lite

Some people are up to no good
And seldom behave like they should
When in Tinseltown
They let their hair down
Knowing starlets like Holly would

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: anger, care, celebration, drug, humor, relationship,

I love and kiss the CVS people

I’ll get to the pills with a twist
The scripts filled by my pharmacist
If there’s a hiccup
Delaying the pick-up
Watch out as I might just get pissed

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political, poverty,

Trump's Great America

Plentiful Pizza closed its door
Too many people wanted more
With dough in the air
The cook did not care
Open or Closed, she was still poor!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Authority Would Sweep

Trump Authority Would Sweep

This is what MSNBC was saying.

While at night we were sound asleep,
Trump gave authority that did sweep;
Small hand;
Face tanned;
No wonder people call him a creep.

Jim Horn