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Poem Details | by Kristin Carter |
Categories: imagination, life, nature, places,

I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night

The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: places,

On Your Visit To Mars

Three times higher on Mars you can jump,

which is great, but you'll sure be a grump

if you visit the spot

so incredibly hot

that the sun, when it's close, roasts your rump! 

For the Life On Mars Poetry Contest of  Brian Davey

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: on writing and words, people, places

Trooping of All Colours

The day I joined the Soup Frankly I was so cock-a-hoop So many kind poets Who didn't all know it Most definitely the best writing troop

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: on writing and words, people, places

Canadian Chris

There's a guy on the Soup called Chris
Captain Hook or Peter Pan is his wish
Boy his Blogs are so good
By this Canadian dude
His information sure is the Biz

Poem Details | by David Drowley |
Categories: humor, nature, people, places, poetry,

Irish Knave

There once was a crude Irish knave
Who hid deep within Fingal’s cave.
He felt it safe there to flee,
Thinking “naught could get to me”
Until swept away by a wave.

Poem Details | by Bill Baker |
Categories: friend, funny, heart, love, relationship, romance, romantic love,

Looking For Love

looking for love, in all the wrong places
don’t just look at all the pretty faces
look at their heart, make sure they’re real
sometimes a friend is the best deal
quit trying so hard to round the bases

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: appreciation,

Just South Just North

Oh to touch your body just one more time Two parts of your anatomy I have in mind A bit south of your neck And north of your knees by heck These couple of places are absolutely sublime

Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: adventure, funny, health, people, places, boy,

There Once Was a Young Boy Called Tim

There once was a young boy called Tim,
Who decided the Mersey to swim,
Got in to his knees,
But started to freeze,
So decided it wasn't for him!

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: computer, fun, internet, people, places, technology, words,

My First Email

I'm struggling with my first email Having trouble with the slightest detail I've done what they say a But it's the circle they say When I send, all I get is a failed

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: culture, inspiration, inspirational, people, places, poems, words,

Bitching and Crying

Too much of this bitching and crying When poetry is purely about trying Toys thrown out of the pram Simply who gives a damn Or is it simply lies underlying Memories from another poetry site, hence why I'm here!

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: imagination, parody, places


This one town never knows gas pump shock,
with no windows or gas caps to lock.
Fred and Barneys' fast feet
move that crate down the street,
so, no smoke or no smog in.Bedrock.

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: animals, funny,

Rabbits' Habits

There's one thing I've noticed about rabbits

   And that's their very prolific habits

      Their birth rate they could reduce

         Should Brer Hare Cease to seduce

            And banned from places Miz Hare inhabits

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: holiday, i love you, joy, life, love, passion, places,

One Wink, They Sync

Little one winks to her big James Her mind wants the evening games Ones desire to be astride For their lips to collide Passion fueled they danced into flames .

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: computer, people, places,

Too Much Jerking

Oh my, my computer isn't working No matter the amount of my twerking Support, walk ten paces back It's now a matter of fact Keyboard loose, too much tugging jerking . .

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: faith, life, on writing and words, people, places, religion, social

Another Time, Another Place

I'm for all people and their faith
It's for them and not others to deface
     They'll have their moment to preach
     On poetry sites the words teach
And leave for another time, another place

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: anniversary, confusion, funny, places

Red Cheeks. ( Both Sets.)

After tossing back too many shots,
My tummy got tied up in knots.
But the outhouse fell down,
now a king with no crown,
I cover up where I must: "Thank You Scotts'!"

Poem Details | by Sneha Rv |
Categories: food, funny, humor, humorous, places,

State Buds

I do like European food
Hungary and right in the mood,
I Czech'd the specialty 
And Finnished a Turkey -
O'slo I did eat, t'was so good!

Inspired by a pun I read recently

Posted 21/02/16

Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: death, places, sad

Dead Man's Shoes

They gave me some nice tennis shoes.
When I came to prison it's true.
    They said you must wear
    and you must not care.
That a dead man has done paid his dues.

For SKAT's "Shoes" contest

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: family, history, inspirational, people, places, sea, war

Hardy By Name, Hardy By War

In History, Nelson fought the Spanish
This powerful Armada did vanish
My ancestor was in thrall
Kismet Hardy had a ball
No invasion, the infidels, banished

Poem Details | by Jason Talbott |
Categories: fantasy, funny, places

A New Monster In Loch Ness

I saw the huge beast from the dock.
The scene evoked bowel loosening shock.
Run and hide, Nessie!
It's about to get messy.
Rosie O'Donnell* is swimming in the Loch.

(*or insert your "favorite" celebrity name here)

Poem Details | by Gorlum Gorlum |
Categories: beach, desire, humor, lust, ocean, old, places, romance,

Dirty Limerick: Old Man,Part 2

Preparing his conference speech
Old man ended up on nude beach
By virtue or vise
He stuck his device
In each blowhole he could reach

Poem Details | by Shani Fassbender |
Categories: nostalgia,

1968 Mustang

I still have dreams of my favorite car
It took me to places not really far
On some days it would not start
One day it just fell apart
So few moments we were on par

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: business, people, places, political

Dollar To War, To Dollar

Our politicians to be told what for Why they continue to take us to war Is it for the oil and ores To continue earth sores Or for conglomerate greed galore

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, dedication, family, children, funny, happiness, imagination, inspirational, passion, places, sea, seasons, sports, uplifting, visionary

A Drunken Tale

Over lips and through da gums
Hooked minno is going down some
Depth by depth there she sinks
Hooked a dam dogfish oh how that stinks
Pulled anchor and now drowning in rum

Tribute To Fishing
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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Bikini Ballet

Once knew this sweetie from Malibu Sure trade places with her, wouldn't you Sun and sand every day Girls doing a bikini ballet Died and gone to Heaven, merci beaucoup © Jack Ellison 2015