Limerick Poems About Holidays | Holiday Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: giggle, holiday, love,

- Rio De Janeiro and Carl -

Carl is still in Rio
He is hooked on the casino
Sweet love in moonlight
Cherry musk all night
His libido is like a volcano

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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, holiday, philosophy, time,

December 21, 2012

The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend

Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: giggle,

The Ultimate Gift

All I want is a Christmas lover
A present that is like no other
His wife gave permission 
Under one condition 
Just give Santa time to recover 

November 19, 2019

Contest ~ Holiday Themed Limerick 
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin
Count ~ 9, 9, 6, 6, 9

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: holiday, humor,

Good Luck, Sam


Shamrocks with green eggs and ham.
Resistance from Sam I Am.
If you offer him gold,
he won’t see the mold.
Leprechauns roar at the sham.

Kim Merryman’s Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest

Poem Details | by Paige Kostyniuk |
Categories: autumn, fun, funny, halloween, holiday, humor, october,

Vlad the Vampire

There was a vampire named Vlad7
The Village all thought he was bad7
But the true story5
Just wasn't gory5
It turns out Vlad was just sad7

October 232019

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: celebration, fantasy, halloween, holiday, humor, silly,

Now You Know Jack

There once was a cool guy named Jack
Jack o’ lanterns attacked his back 
	Witch Cate blew straight through
	Umbrella askew
She saved the famed wizard Jack Black

*The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: christmas, parents, romantic,

Seducing Santa

I saw mom and Santa having a chat She told him he was much too fat She then grabbed his behind With eyes closed kissed him blind Then they both fell on the mat Nov.17.2019 Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest

Poem Details | by Eve Roper |
Categories: thanksgiving,

Turkey Dinner Turn Tail and Run

A wild gobbler strutted into the woods,
it did not see all the camouflage hoods, 
straight into a turkey shoot; 
trips over a gnarly root, 
with ruffle feathers made off with its goods.


 Poetry Contest: Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsored By: Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: christmas,

When I Left a Snack For Santa

A silk top I asked Santa Claus for!
How did MrClaus handle that chore?
On that beautiful silk
I found stains from spilled milk.
Milk and cookies for Santa? No MORE!

Nov17, 2022
For Tania Kitchin's A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: boy, christmas, drink, fun, holiday,

No Beer This Christmas

There was a boy who liked to drink beer
He'd been more naughty than nice all year
   Abrupt low of energy 
   Caused by sudden allergy 
Will make for a sober Christmas cheer

Submitted on November 19, 2019 for contest HOLIDAY THEMED LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN  -  RANKED 4TH

Poem Details | by Isaiah Zerbst |
Categories: holiday, humor, humorous, ireland, irony,

My Old Bucket

I lost my old bucket so sadly,
And felt oh so terribly badly;
Then lo and behold
A pot full of gold!
I'd lose me another and gladly.

Poem Details | by Roy Jerden |
Categories: holiday, humor,

Premature Exoneration

"It's a cuckold I am!", Mick sadly said
"I'm after finding black hairs in me bed!"
  "An' there's a relief!"
  Sighed Ginger O'Keefe
"I was shure ye were aboot ta say red!"

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny, holiday,

A St Paddy's Day Limerick

I once drank some beer that was green
The weirdest that I’d ever seen
They said, “It’s that way
For StPatricks day"
I then peed with green in my stream

Poem Details | by Jack Horne |
Categories: holiday,

Hotel Hellifornia

I went on vacation to Hell,
The hotel was hot, with a smell,
And The Devil was rude,
When I toyed with my food:
He cooked all the dinners as well.

For Carolyn’s Vacation contest

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, holiday

Japanese Camellia

There once was a man from Georgia
Who bought his love a Camellia
Red blooms for Saint Valentine
This gift no adrenline
Just glad that it's not grindelia

Poem Details | by Kp Nunez |
Categories: adventure, funny, hilarious, holiday, humorous,

The Adventures of Jim the Trim - Holiday Cruise

On Jim the Trim's cruise, in a luxury liner
He was asked to be frisked, what a stinger!
You see, the alarm went off
He was taken and 'cuffed
Wee metal marbles, found in his boxer.

18 April 2015

Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: allegory, angst, fantasy, funny, holiday, imagination,

Brown Bag Flu

I made myself sick with the brown bag flu,

     From drinking too much of that “Mountain Dew”;

          So here’s what I say,

          NO drinking today;

                I pray this never happens to you!

Poem Details | by Doug Vinson |
Categories: volleyball,

Holiday Limerick

Desert dune damage, feet wrapped in gauze,
To sue, the lawyer thought he had cause,
Yet the relevant section,
Escaped his detection,
--There was no sandy clause.

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: christmas, humor,

Holiday Goodies

Holiday goodies, hung round the tree
They are the best you must agree
So did the dog then guess what
Up they all came, steaming hot
Next time just baubles and lights you'll see

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, holiday

Sleigh Passengers

Christmas finds reindeer landing on rooftops

Santa’s kindly added some extra stops

     His sleigh filled with travelers

     Scared of TSA handlers

Scoff as coal through government chimneys drops

*For Francine’s Christmas contest

Poem Details | by Randy Imwalle |
Categories: animal, food, funny, holiday, humorous, thanksgiving,

Which Turkey To Take - a Thanksgiving Limerick

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, holiday, husband, love, passion, sensual, wife,

Roses Scents

Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses But it's the one that I like that poses For it attracts in me My mind and body agrees Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes .

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: holiday, humor, rude,

A Blessing For 2014

Will those who want rapture connect
To the one who could resurrect?
Be blessed with vision
Take in what's arisen
A member that’s hard and erect

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: humorous, valentines day,

Valentine's Day Sweets

A tongue with good luck is embraced
By a honeyed candy-like taste
This holiday treat
Is a fabulous eat
And lies under silk lingerie laced

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: holiday, i love you, joy, life, love, passion, places,

One Wink, They Sync

Little one winks to her big James Her mind wants the evening games Ones desire to be astride For their lips to collide Passion fueled they danced into flames .