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Limerick Poems About Philosophy
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
business, funny, holiday, philosophy, time,
December 21, 2012
The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
philosophy,
Karma
There's a gal known as Karma; she'll charm ya,
and folks, I don't want to alarm ya,
but do somebody wrong,
and you'll sing a sad song
'cause she'll hunt ya down; then she'll harm ya!
April 29, 2018
Written by
Brandee Augustus
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, on work and working, philosophy
Aries
There once was a proud Aries like me,
whose impatience kept from being free.
But all my pride inside
never had the chance to hide
the goal of winning confidently!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
philosophy,
Too Raunchy
Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf
Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief
Been much too naughty
Getting way too raunchy
But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
philosophy, sports
Sportsmanship
Coach Belichick must have stumbled
New England gets the Jet’s jumbled
Game signals to read
All exposed—was this deed
An interception play fumbled?
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,
Cosmology Vs Cosmetology
Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
philosophy,
Patience Is a Virtue
Patience is a virtue someone once said
But sometimes I wonder if I'll be patiently dead
There's a limit I'm sure
The anticipation I can endure
I'm a sitting here waiting for what lies just ahead
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Clean Technique
Once there was a man called Clean"the modern"
His philosophy “Catch the new words, you are modern”
Dressing sense, eating etiquette - nonsense
Healthy thoughts, personal hygiene- nonsense
Bloody this modus operandi is very catchyModern!
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
life, people, philosophy
I'Ll Vote My Way, Thanks!
I will not be dismissed as a dunce,
lumped together by Gallup or Luntz.
I will get out and vote
without need to emote
and defy every pollster for once.
Written by
S.Jagathsimhan Nair
Categories:
life, philosophy,
Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarians think ahead of their times
But are not material for all climes
Rare losers they are
With losses bizarre
They are normally not party to crimes.
Form: Limerick
8 jul 14
For Leonora's contest
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny, introspection, life, philosophy,
Like It Or Not--It's Here To Stay
Inventive minds can be inspired
Great ideas in time may be sired
High fashion and style
Are acquired for a while
But in the brain sex is hard wired
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
philosophy, war
An Eye For An Eye
Who adores an ancient lore chore
And loves to see gore and wage war
Yet sore pouring pain?
This stems from an old brain
A story of man’s evil core
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,
Thanksgiving In the Mirror
With "plenty" this culture's endowed
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Pain Killer
Once there was a wise man called Dr.Dates"the truth",
preaches “love, a great cure for all pain”great truth.
Tender affection from others surely,
removes unpleasant sensations nicely.
Bloody, this fellow preaches filthy philosophy as truth!
Written by
Jide Badmus
Categories:
hope, inspirational, philosophy,
Light a Candle
light a candle
let it glow with hope
let its thin film of smoke
disperse the dark clouds
let it drizzle and frizzle out your stress,
let it wash off the stench of sweat
let your pregnant hope
deliver twins and triplets;
multiple tales of success.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
philosophy,
Faster and Faster
It's hard to accept and seems strange
How quickly things do rearrange
What's not avant-garde
Is now trash to discard
As what was is subject to change
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
humor, humorous, philosophy, political, society,
Confucius
To be truly and deeply Confucian,
we don’t need a refined constitution.
Just obey mom and dad.
Choose the good — not the bad.
Serve the Emperor, S/shun revolution.
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,
These Coming Summer Days
Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor, integrity,
Objectivism
Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more…
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
A Song To Erase
Once there was a man called Alex, the goose
His philosophy “Daddy daddy oh my Daddy” base?
“Don’t, na na” “Don’t na na”
“Don’t na na” “Don’t na na”
Bloody what a song to erase!
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Good Thief
There once was a man called Good Thief,
Soul robbery his expertise, tried no knife,
his disciples even worse,
rob souls of animals, ease!
Believe me, sacred the philosophy of this thief!
Written on 17-08-2013.
For the contest “any New limerick” by “Black Eyed Susan”
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Hot,The Thief
Once there was a philosopher called hot, the thief
authored his philosophy titled “bible of the thieves”
"brand a gentleman thief,
all thieves are good"
Bloody this code is really hot!great thief.
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
animals, fantasy, philosophy
Revenge Is a Delectable Dish.
Keep in mind the indignities felt
when they skin us alive for a belt.
But here now he drops in
Brothers, let us begin
to let him know just how we all felt.
Inspired by " Hat And Shoes----Found." by A Rambling Poet
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, thank you,
The Standard of the High Life
The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
philosophy, political,
Current Presidential Campaign
The current presidential campaign seems asinine
For both candidates if elected promise all will be fine
Each runs down the other
Thus pertinent policy never given gesture
As we the people sip their political strychnine