Poem Details | by
Jesse Rowe |
Categories:
bird, food, funny,
They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.
8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick
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Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, baby, night,
In Aussie-land dwell the marsupials
By night they paint the town connubial
They make them a joey
Named Zoey or Chloe
Neighbors jump for joy indubitable
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, freedom, health, silly,
There was a polite llama from Peru
Who encountered a wild boar with the flu
Llama said, 'Please don your mask
If it's not too much to ask'
The boar sneered, 'I'll be hog-tied if I do'
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
animal,
A bossy old cow in the street
was rolling while licking its teat!
When it howled like a cat,
I thought: What’s up with that?
Can bossy old cows be in heat?
Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison
Poem Details | by
jack horne |
Categories:
animal,
There was a baboon in my bed,
I thought it appeared to be dead,
So I turned out the light,
But it chattered all night
And swung off the curtains instead.
For PD’s Silly poem contest
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Percy pig was feeling quite shaken -
He'd heard pigs were slaughtered for bacon
Turning white as a sheet
He then started to bleat
As a sheep could he be mistaken!
Entered into 101 in a row contests ~14
sponsored by PD Linda:-)
17th June 2016
Poem Details | by
jack horne |
Categories:
animal,
The python hung down from the tree,
It hissed and it scared little me,
I gave it a whack,
To make it turn back,
And have someone else for its tea.
For Russell’s Five Minute Challenge, 11th May
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
animal, humorous, sleep,
An elephant fell out of bed
And got a huge bruise on his head
He climbed back in his bunk
Then rubbed his aching trunk…
Best sleep in the low bunk instead!
08-25-17
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
animal, funny love,
If elephants were able to fly
And soar above the clouds on high
We'd just become a clump
When they took a dump
And that we can't deny!
--
Inspired by Jan's limerick
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
An article about a dung beetle
Says they devour matter that’s faecal
Imagine eating pooh
It’s what dung beetles do
The fetor of their breath must be lethal!
08-19-17
Poem Details | by
Anil Deo |
Categories:
allusion, animal, humor, pets,
Ray Gridley has a possible diagnosis
Alas, rabbits do catch viral myxomatosis
Since Jan's is a famous banging bunny
Who stays far from field and ANY honey
Energizer Bunny will bang on till unconscious!
(c)Deo, 04152017
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
animal, funny, scary,
There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the black bear stood tall
He did not move at all
Cause the bear was chasing his friend Larry
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
fun,
Animal was happy in mud
rolled in it whenever he could
Miss Piggy looked aghast
Kermit said what a blast
Gonzo thought all Muppets should
Penned 1 Sept 2018
All creatures from the Muppets
Poem Details | by
Wren Rushing |
Categories:
animal, food, humor,
In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.
12/27/18
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
animal,
I wish that I was a baboon
to make all the lady apes swoon.
On my chest I would pound.
Then I’d strut all around,
drop my pants, and show them my moon.
For Viv Wigley's "I wish I was" Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
animal, language,
Turkey farmer Jones was seen as a kook.
Many declared his whole life was a fluke.
But they were not aware
Jones had learned a skill rare,
he was fluent in speaking gobbledygook.
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
animal, humor,
A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.
11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis
Little legs that stop short of its knees
It can schuss like a pro
Making furrows in snow
(Though its privates are given to freeze)
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, dog, earth, nature, water,
Cassidy was a curious dog;
One day he walked into a bog,
Coming out, he looked about,
He couldn't see and began to pout;
Because he’s a sludge caked dog!
Poem Details | by
John lawless |
Categories:
animal, confusion, humor,
The tail of a beaver, bill of a duck
yet they pull it off with honor and pluck
made with spare parts
they capture our hearts
with DNA tests that read WTF
©8/31/2018
for Any Animal Or Creature Limerick Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Judy Ball |
Categories:
animal, cat,
Three cats did share the same house.
Two sweet but one was a grouse.
Two got along great but the third t'was love/hate.
But there isn't a mouse in the house.
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
A mutt may show up with a rat
Do some terrible things to your hat
But he’s happy for sure
Just to roll in manure
And so grateful that he’s not a cat
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 39
A rampant and agile young filly,
Was blatantly acting quite silly,
A young colt cried "Neigh!"
"Now just stay away!"
"And get your hoof off of my willie!!"
Poem Details | by
SKAT A |
Categories:
adventure, animal, dedication, funny, imagination,
ZOO UNICORN
Seeing the posting of the zoo unicorn
Could not wait to go see his horn
My eyes just could not believe
The boy I had been deceived
Poor horse got thrown a lot of popcorn
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