Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
love
He held my hand, not one word was spoken
Then a ring he offered as a token
He could not ask for marriage
For fear I might disparage
His eyes conveyed sentiments unspoken
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Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny,
I just hit rock bottom I fear
The landing sure tore up my rear
A BADLY bruised butt
But hey, ya know what?
I'm starting to LIKE it down here
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
nonsense,
Claustrophobia no,not afraid of close quarters
Love sharks and crocks and all in the waters
There's one thing I fear
So listen up here
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia non-supporters
*****Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of big words****
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
humorous,
(Un)Happy Hour
Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
friendship, funny
(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)
You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
bible, blessing, business, life, success, surreal,
Gone is the time to fear any omen
bubbling like a city of fine women
fate never assumes
as bad luck so fumes
the hour has come as life says amen.
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
halloween, humorous, parody,
On Halloween night, the walking dead clones
Shuffle around with mumbled grunts and groans
But have no fear
When they come near
They would rather die, than turn off their phones!
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
anxiety, evil, fear, tree, word play,
I’ve seen the evil eyes of madness
Psychotic and vicious as can be
I thought to run
I thought to hide
Fearing for my safety climbed a tree
posted on February 13, 2019
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny,
Confessed to creator Geppetto
"Got a fetish, I think you should know
Often I fiddle
‘Round with my middle
Take a look-see how THAT baby grows!"
Sumitted for: Roy Jerden's contest
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
health, humor,
It’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides may be lost to me.
Poem Details | by
Vince Suzadail Jr. |
Categories:
funny,
A glass of milk is something I fear
Please do not pour me a glass my dear
You'll be mad as a skunk
When I'm coming home drunk
But to tell you the truth I like beer.
Poem Details | by
Lycia Harding |
Categories:
adventure, courage, fear, growth, life,
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of
fear -- not absence of fear." - Mark Twain
A courageous old knight found that there'd
still come times when anxiety flared
but he'd learned through the years
that to conquer one's fears,
one must not be afraid to be scared
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor, insect,
There was a beekeeper named Jives
Who found a rash on his thighs.
The doctor said be at peace,
Nothing to fear in the least.
You simply have too many hives.
Poem Details | by
Drjim Martin |
Categories:
funny,
Nervous Bride
DrJames EMartin
©May, 2013
Her wedding day was drawing near.
She tried to hide her fear.
The more she tried,
The more she cried.
Would anxiety ever disappear?
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,
Leap year babes party every fourth year
When their birthday arrives they can cheer
But on a positive note
It would surely get MY vote
Getting old is something they won’t fear!
15th September 2016
Poem Details | by
Ralph Sergi |
Categories:
humorous,
Courage
There once was a man who was fearless
Confronting a fear he could care less
His courage was there
Like Samson with hair
Except on his head he was hairless
Courage-Andrea Dietrich Contest
July 4, 2015
Poem Details | by
Abe Lopez |
Categories:
animals
Once upon a time in a zoo,
a monkey leaped and yelled BOO!
In a fright, I fell down
now I'm leaving with a frown...
I'm wondering who entertains who?
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Jim flicked off the bedroom wall LIGHT
With HOPE of a wild sex filled night
But the tone of his wife
Made him fear for his life
Guess she’s keeping her legs shut tight
L & H Contest – Sponsor Catie Lindsey
05~21~15
Poem Details | by
Jack Clark |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Caesar to Brutus (in strife):
“I fear you’ve taken my Life …”
- I thought you meant
- It would be lent,
When you said: “Here … hold my knife”
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
fear, funny,
Spiders and I have a deal,
They don't come near me and I won't squeal.
But sometimes they forget,
Then I get upset,
And I squeal cause they broke our deal!
8/2/13
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
car, humor, husband, love, wife,
The neighbors were running in fear
As into front room car did steer
What fate had approved
His words soon removed
Your parking’s improving my dear
Poem Details | by
Jack Clark |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
“Be this lipstick on your collar, McNeer?”,
The question inside him struck fear
- But, a lie he’d not tell
- “ ‘T was ye sister, Belle …”
Funerals' tomorrow I hear.
Poem Details | by
Rhea Daniel Dear |
Categories:
school,
The story of school starting is here
It began with a bell and a cheer
Bob brought a talking chicken
My, my, what the sickens
Harridan Teacher silenced them with fear
Poem Details | by
Dustin Craig |
Categories:
death, fear, loss, people,
There once was a guy who was crazy
Took bath salts to make him not lazy
Bad trip to say the least
Human flesh was a feast
Dead carcass was pushin' up daises