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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
humorous,
A merman had one stubborn daughter
who rebelled against what her dad taught her.
When she swam to dry land,
she could then understand
she was just like a fish - out of water!
For the Out of Water Poetry Contest of Sheri Fresonke Harper
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Poem Details | by
David Bose |
Categories:
humor,
When Farmer Brown’s daughter grew busty,
The men pulling turnips grew lusty.
Brown then had to choose
Which shotgun to use
If one of those hands proved untrusty.
Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.
Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie
Poem Details | by
John Fenn |
Categories:
daughter, funny, wife
A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Poem Details | by
Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories:
baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,
Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
They say in a few weeks
I'll be able to kiss your new cheeks
I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway
(c) Nyonglema
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor, marriage, wedding,
It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,
Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's
Tribute To
Marshall Arts
Poem Details | by
Charles Sides |
Categories:
funny,
My oldest daughter, I named Colleen
She entered puberty at thirteen
The birds and bee's explained
Left me completely drained
Dad, I already know the sex scene
Contest Entry by Charles Sides
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student,
The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive
Poem Details | by
Ralph Sergi |
Categories:
humorous,
Such a pail
I have a sweet beautiful daughter
Who is always fetching me water
Each day without fail
she has such a pail
When my daughter brings me the water
Limerick Contest December 24, 2015
Sponsored by Jan Allison
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
daughter,
A pretty colleen from Kilrea,
Went dancing on StPatrick's Day.
Not asking permission
Was grievous omission.
Dad broke the dance up straight away.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
Clumsy was Mumsy's daughter
And she was a globe trotter
While in Spain
In disdain
She kissed MrKumsy's otter
Poem Details | by
William Robinson |
Categories:
food, children, funny, people,
There once was a couple named Kelly
Who called their young daughter, Sweet Nellie.
And why was she so sweet?
Because all she would eat
Was just peanut butter and jelly.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny, sports,
My daughter, who inspired this poem, sent me the photo she generated with the poetry text (now some 12+ after the original publication).
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pets,
Annie, our Golden, is a member of the family
Just like a daughter, it's really uncanny
After going out upon our return
Our love's enthusiastically reaffirmed
Her excitement explodes, our dearest sweet Annie
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Sarban Bhattacharya |
Categories:
father daughter,
Jane's dad was a man of hauteur,
He employed a guard for his daughter
But that bloke was her dream,
She eloped with him,
Her father didn't know this suitor!
Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny, music
A poetry writer named Vince
Had some lyrics ,and tried to convince
His young daughter to say
That rap had it's day
Now , poor Pop is Hip Hop , ever since
Poem Details | by
Poet. Undertaker |
Categories:
humor,
Once there was a lady by name Glory,
the daughter of a duke, John Gregory.
Stylishness! Admirable! Grace!
Precision! Behavior! Appearance!
Bloody notWoman of a “Big Family”.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun,
Paul's camel Tahli loved DrOetker
Mugged for the camera of Baker
And went out for a date
With Oetker's daughter Kate
He was out of date as a love maker
Poem Details | by
Howard Tunick |
Categories:
pain,
There was a young woman with daughter
She worked more hours than she oughta
Worked her fingers to the bone
Needed a payday loan
To pay for the shoes that she bought her
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water
© 2000
Poem Details | by
Shelby Wiser |
Categories:
daughter, family,
Im finally a mother
I see the good and the bad
Ive been there for you
through everything
When i gave birth to you
was the happiest days of my life
Im never going leave you
Baby i just want you to know
how much your mommy loves
you!!!
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, nature, science
In many and many ages hence
Standing on a hill that makes no sense
Archaeologist dig way down
Found way beneath a Royal Crown
Bad odor becoming intense
(This for Limerick Game or whatever passed from C.E.McMillen I pass the Limerick torch to
Doris Culverhouse lovely daughter).
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
child, childhood, dad, daughter, growing up, growth, my child,
Goes with the trend bravely but with half sight
ripe sexuality, her massive headlight
following growth so damp
every act gives a cramp
scaling through with my ancient words, she might.