Limerick Poems About Pets | Pets Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, pets,

Has Anyone Seen My Pussy - Bawdy Limerick

My Tomcat drives me up the walls On neighbourhood kitties he calls Sired more than one kitten With sex he is smitten He’s gonna be losing his balls! A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 04/30/23

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Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, people, pets,

Old Melon

There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie.

Poem Details | by Anil Deo |
Categories: allusion, animal, humor, pets,

Adding Clarity To Ray Gridley's Limerick

Ray Gridley has a possible diagnosis Alas, rabbits do catch viral myxomatosis Since Jan's is a famous banging bunny Who stays far from field and ANY honey Energizer Bunny will bang on till unconscious!
(c)Deo, 04152017

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

A Dog Named Harry

a hairy thing roamed our streets

chasing cats for sport and treats

till it roamed too far

and dog catcher car

grabbed harry and chained his feets.

Poem Details | by Lawrence Ingle |
Categories: funny, natural disasters, pets

Monkey Poo

Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: dog, food, giggle, happiness, happy, humor, pets,

New Dog

never was a better treat

like smoked almonds and a beet

berry noodle fling

lemon ketchup wing

so say busy furry feet.

Poem Details | by Lynn Dolly |
Categories: food, funny, imagination, pets,

Garage Sale

1221 Boiling Weather Drive
First customer gets a free beehive
With purchase ten bones or more
Food, drinks, desserts galore
Porcelain hitchhiker needs a ride

Poem Details | by Richard Pickett |
Categories: pets, sports,

Rah,Rah Jackson

There is a Pug dog named Jackson
and college football is his game,
with no time to spare
he's up in his chair,
to watch his favorite team Notre Dame

Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: humor, humorous, pets,

Broom Warfare

These walls conceal an ugly war
Kitty litter raids my floor
This tidy home I'm sworn to keep
A rugged broom's a tiresome sweep
Three cats are such a chore

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

Puppy Love

to market get a carrot

sneak it home never share it

this our spaniel does

every day because

his lady friends a ferret.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, dog, farm, funny, giggle, humor, pets,

Farm Dogs

once a sheep dog named percy

licked a farmer quite slurply

then a homeless cow

with mimicked bowwow

licked them both without mercy.

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: animals, fantasy, pets, satire

The Doggone Dog Contest.

Rufus: Irish Rover Purebred and a Fortune 500 Pup ( As told by Rufus himself.)

Watch me snarl all the salesmen away,
ram the door, keep the mailmen at bay.
Each evening, I break
for a fresh T-bone steak.
The sun shines on my ass the WHOLE day.

Poem Details | by Chaim Wilson |
Categories: internet, life, people, pets,

Computer Shell Game

Digital life discourages thinking,
Laptops encourage time sinking,
Really surfing-the-net,
Is indulging a pet,
For PC’s are pet squirrels chewing nuts who are linking.

Poem Details | by Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories: dedication, family, pets, sweet, sweet,

My Old Dog, Sweet Pea

I have an old dog named Sweet Pea
More wily than sweet, you’d agree
Who runs the house?
Not me or my spouse 
No, our dog, Sweet Pea, the queen bee 

* For our little girl, Sweet Pea, after 15 years with us, she is a part of the family.

Poem Details | by Matthew Anish |
Categories: humorous,

Another Limerick

There was a young man from China
Who couldn't think of anything finer
Than to smoke cigarettes - play with his pets 
Eat out at an all night diner

Poem Details | by Michael Hornschuch |
Categories: pets


Left sock, Right sock where have you gone,
little skooter kitty, up before the dawn,

Now my day has started, 
my socks have all but parted, 

little skooter took em'
to make his bed upon.

Inspired by:
"Keys Please?" by Francine Roberts

Poem Details | by Kathy Littrell |
Categories: animals, funny, pets, cat,

Friendship Ended

A young robin my cat once befriended
          Till one day the relationship ended
                  I came home to find
                  That my cat changed her mind
           For from her mouth a feather extended

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

Annie Our Golden

Annie, our Golden, is a member of the family Just like a daughter, it's really uncanny After going out upon our return Our love's enthusiastically reaffirmed Her excitement explodes, our dearest sweet Annie © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: pets,

Old Dog

There once was a very old, old dog Who'd lay by the fire of cracklin' logs Dreaming mighty dreams Of years gone by schemes As his legs moved chasing wild mean hogs

Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: animal, pets,


Billy Written: by Tom Wright 2/9/2016 I once had a Billy Goat, past tense, That feeding made very little sense. So I sold him of course, And had little remorse, For I couldn’t keep him in the fence

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: animal, humorous, pets, , cute,

Someone Was Telling Huge Porkie Pies

Peter purchased a cute 'micro pig' Over time it grew ever so big! It cannot be denied That the seller had lied If he’s caught he’ll end up in the brig! 01~02~16

Poem Details | by D Bronowski |
Categories: pets, philosophy,

God Or Dog

I don’t understand the world, or what it is giving
Should I open my eyes and be there and then living?
I asked my dog and as memory recalls
He kept gently but thoroughly licking his balls

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: animal, dog, funny, humorous, pets,

Trying To Teach a Dog Tricks

A fellow got into a
Trying to teach his
dog some new tricks
His canine named
Refused to roll over
And seemed totally
blind to thrown

Poem Details | by Gail Debole |
Categories: cat, cute love, dog, friendship, friendship love, love, pets,

Tattoo Buds

Written by Gail DeBole
on March 7, 2020

Zeekie and Mildred were buds.
Neither thought the other a dud.
Friendship so true.
They each had a tattoo
As symbols of undying love.

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, childhood, funny, pets

The Dog With Clean Teeth

There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s  tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..

In honor of Brian Strand....