Limerick Poems About Summer | Summer Limerick Poems
Written by Kp Nunez
Categories: funny, humorous,

The Adventures of Jim the Trim-At the Beach

On this tropical beach, one hot summer day
Jim the Trim came, his bod to display
Been workin’ out day and night
Made the girls' eyes burn bright
Next, he's running from muscles that sashay





KIM PATRICE NUNEZ
10 April 2015


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

sting bee

i knew a bee that could sing

it worked for a queen and king

but they preferred honey

and paid it no money

now it sings backup for sting.



Written by Michelle Faulkner
Categories: beach, fruit, summer, vacation,

Lazy Days

Summertime coats your tongue like molasses
Lingering kiss of strawberry lasses
Sipping lemonade
Beneath pastel shade
Bare toes wriggle in beach-salty grasses

6/06/20


Written by Silent One
Categories: fun,

Chat GPT Crackpot


Last summer Bobby bought a brand new yacht.
Learned how to sail from an AI robot.
Set route to the USA,
but ended up in Bombay.
He's now called the Chat GPT crackpot!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: peace,

Sets You Aflame

Like the sun after a summer rain Like the sweet song of a robin's refrain A Mozart concerto A mellow cello A gentle touch that sets your heart aflame



Written by Krish Radhakrishna
Categories: best friend, emotions, environment,

Red hot summer

Jane in hot summer sunbathed in the nude,
she was on this day with her old friend jude,
Sun soon burnt both their bottoms red,
screaming for cover in they fled,
“what reason”said jude “shall I give my dude?”


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: autumn, beauty, color, drink, emotions, feelings, summer,

rosehip tea

in this mug red roses dance

ballet brew of excellence

petals entwine

sips that define

a tasteful rosehip romance.


Written by Vince Suzadail Jr.
Categories: funny

Bees

On a summer day so hot and sunny
I watched a bee in a hive make honey
And as I went to pass 
He stung me in the grass (fooled you, didn’t I)
And I said hey man, that isn’t funny


Written by Lindsay Laurie
Categories: humor,

Call the Midwife

T’was her ninth month and early summer,
My wife said she’d heard nothing dumber,
After she had spoken,
Her water had broken...
And me ringing up for a plumber.


Written by David Fisher
Categories: fruit, funny, math,

Gross Fruits

We planted a gross of strange, cube shaped fruits
Below the soil, then waited for shoots
When summer was through
Only twelve grew
Which is what you get when you plant, square roots


Written by John Trusty
Categories: funny, satire

Exhibitionist (On Purpose)

Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!


*For the battle of the bulge contest  It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!


Written by Audrey Haick
Categories: childhood, children, funny

Pretty Little Ladybug

See the pretty little Ladybug
In summer she'll sit on your mug             
Pose in her polka dots                 
Delighting tiny tots
Play a tune and she may cut a rug


~*~     

Note: Nor for a contest...just fun : )


Written by Bernard Barclay
Categories:

Kids Are Like the Summer Dew

kids are like the summer dew
they grow they cling they wet on you


Written by John Williams
Categories: humorous,

Pete's Dirty Feet

Peter a farmer from Scrubby Creek,
 Seldom washed his great big feet,
  His fed up wife would complain 
      About the odorous strain
When in summer it reached its peek.


Written by Gail Debole
Categories: animals, funny,

Hotter Than Heck

Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012


In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
     It's a pain 'round his neck
     When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"


Written by John Williams
Categories: beach, children, summer,

Too Excited

My swimmers on, to the beach I ran,
Across the hot, white, squirming sand,
The first wave faced knocked me rotten,
My dad had told me but I'd forgotten,
Jump the waves son if you can.


Written by Mel Merrill
Categories: humor,

April Gave Herself To Me

Dear April gave herself to me;
May probably will as well--
Although neither know the other
And sweet June will never tell!

But Summer cannot know of them,
It would put me in a spot.
Besides, my heart does long for her--
For summer's really hot!

M :-)


Written by Quentin Ehlinger
Categories: summer,

Summer Search

Where have they gone, all those great days of yore
When we used to meet down by the sea shore,
Those high clouds above, just drifting away,
The smell of the sea, the gulls at their play.
Why do some think that that was a bore?
Maybe they've never done that before!


Written by Faleshia Murphy
Categories: funnyhome, home,

School's Out

Well here we are the last day of school
Let's hit the beach the park and even the pool
The kids are home for the summer
As I start to think I begin to wonder
They going to be home with me hey that's not cool


Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: political,

Political

A small temporary summer crush Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush Media gives each a free ride On all TV screens can not hide Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes


Written by Mark Goodson
Categories: childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

These Coming Summer Days

Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays


Written by Drjim Martin
Categories: hope,

Cold Days

Cold Days
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

Days of summer are now gone.
Cold winter days we’re shown.
My great desire,
Is to sit by the fire,
Until greatly warmer I have grown.


Written by Nancy Jones
Categories: brother, nature, peace,

Polka Dot Swimming Trunks

In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pride,

It's Only a Myth

A survey says Canada's a great place to live I'll vouch for that, my bias, please forgive Except for our winters Creating white whiskers And the rumour we have summer is only a myth © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Simon Kirwin
Categories: natural disasters, summer,

Late Summer Love

When the hail finally came a poundin
and the balls of ice were a moundin'
I was making love in my room
by the light of the evening moon
but my wife screamed "no stop, it's to soon!"