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Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humorous,

OLE AND LENA

Lena thought she found Ole’s secret brew
In a pot it was left to stew
She took out her dip
And took a big sip
Now Ole is both black and blue


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Pants Dropping



How many listen to private conversations Now let's be honest, it's a natural temptation As innocent as it seems Causes a trip to the latrines Jaw-dropping these pants-dropping narrations

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: allusion,

Twinkle Twinkle



Twinkle twinkle little star Astronomers say you are very far That's bullcrap on them Think they're special men But just simple dudes who sometimes fart

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: creation,

Why Do Tears Form



Why do tears form when we're sad Physical, emotional, or something we dread Physical most likely A smashed finger mightily But emotional seems very far ahead


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Dragon Had a Fool for a Pet

Fanciful dragon had fool for a pet.
Carries his breakfast each day, and it’s wet.
Licked on by six pixies.
He could easily fix these.
Certainly has not thought of decking them yet.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

The Stuff I Don't Know



The more we know, the more there is to know An axiom that has held true for a century or so But I have an advantage Brain cells have vanished So I absolve myself of the blame for stuff I didn't know

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: depression,

Stir Crazy



Going stir-crazy, gotta get outta the house Insane it is but better than letting the bugs carouse Those nasty wee critters A bad virus they deliver At least we don't have to deal with snowplows

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angst,

Outta Coffee



Outta coffee, what to do Go to the cupboard for additional brew The brand makes no matter Ignore the TV chatter Less dire as these dangerous times ensue

Poem Details | by MAHTAB BANGALEE |
Categories: fun,

Blessings Of nCoV-19

Corona is worldwide new tourist
Peoples spending life in awful mist
Making home world zoo
Producing birth flow;
The virus hailing birth of scientist!



07.04.2020 Chattogram

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: england, health, political,

PM Pandemic

The UK PM has a cough
And has had to take some time off
In intensive care
He does need more air
Show support with a Bojo coif!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy,

A Mind Overtaken



So my private prediction came to pass A son, a victim of a mind overtaken and harassed Overwhelmed by fear The mind is cavalier Finally broke the spell, made it through the impasse

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

The Boogeyman



Was terrified of the boogeyman Just a wee one when the stories began He lived in my closet Cause of much gossip When I heard him, hid behind the devan

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humor,

Stuck to the Loo

Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Sound The All Clear



Halleluya, my youngest son Scottie Sound the all-clear for the dreaded Covid-19 A HUGE sigh of relief Once again we can breathe Just one of those fortunate personalities

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: death, funeral,

COVID-19 Dead End

Do stop your moaning, for Heaven's Sake!
You're not the first to bellyache!
You can scowl, growl, or howl
Or throw in the towel
But no one can go to your Wake!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: meaningful,

Flattening The Curve



Let's hope for the flattening of the curve It's bound to happen, need to keep our nerve The timing is critical Must think logistical Think positive, shop smart, CONSERVE

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: feelings,

Your Lower East Side



How's your lower east side making out Mine's fine 'cept I creak when out and about Maybe an old war injury Too young for the infantry War ended, was wounded as a Boy Scout

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

Need Uplifting



We're badly in need of a limerick uplifting So I'm here to provide a chuckle or fourteen You can rely on me To fire 'em off toute suite A professional I am I'm sure you'll agree

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor, math, prayer,

COVID-19 Prayer

The Lord has sent COVID-19
To wipe out the filth and un-clean
But I've had "The Bath"
So please check Your math
To ensure You harvest the Mean!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: abuse, religion,

Religion Down Under

Cherubs promised they would not tell
Cardinal Pell visited Hell
Now Pell is there
More people swear
Whatever he did rings a bell

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Truth About My Plight



You probably think I chuckle all day and night It's true, get the strangest looks on the bus in spite They stand ten feet away Trying to hear what I say So now you know the truth about my plight

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: devotion,

Puppies



Puppies are the sweetest wee things Bouncing around, such great joy they bring Life much too short They capture our hearts A lifelong connection that fills us with zing

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Rot Your Socks Off



That's like saying the foul aroma Could possibly put your brain in a coma Disintegrate your socks Near the back end of an ox May even give you a case of glaucoma

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: death, irony, social,

Shake Hands

Hey, shake hands with your new manager, Bill 
I would, sure, but I don't want to get killed
   Manager shot Bill dead
   Two bullets to his head
Social distancing's such a bitter pill

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: humor,

Black Tie Required

Billy went to the black-tie affair.
He looked buff, and he felt debonair.
The ladies all smiled;
their husbands were riled
'cause except for the tie, he was bare.


April 4, 2020



Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

When Fudd Went to Mud


Elmer Fudd chose one day on a lark

to go looking through mud. In the dark,

he got swept to the sea.

Most unfortunately,

he found naught but the bite of a shark!


April 4, 2020 for Mudlark Contest

Poem Details | by Sandra Weiss |
Categories: dark, humorous, sea, silly,

Shark In The Dark

There once was a woman named Lee.
Who wanted to swim across the sea.
She swam until dark.
Then in came the shark.
There was nothing left to see.



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Eat Your Greens

COVID-19 did quite a number
On the wife whilst she was in slumber
At first she was mad
But then she was glad
To sleep alone with her cucumber.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: depression,

Pull Up Your Britches



These are very trying time I'd say Try this, try that, but the results are the same Let's pull up our britches Turn on the switches Attack till this virus is shot down in flames

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory,

A Sunny Tuesday



My fondest memory as a wee one A photo of me in my snowsuit, cute as a bunny Maybe I was three In my mind still can see A wee tike, the day was Tuesday and sunny

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beauty,

Beautiful Coral



Coral is the most beautiful creation That nature has conceived with many variations Most magnificent color That only love can muster Except for the entrance to the Pearly Gates

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Are Not Around Here Anymore

Are Not Around Here Anymore

Remember those who we do adore,
They are not around here anymore;
In heaven far;
With God are;
Someone else must mind the store.

Jim Horn 

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: drink, humorous,

Cletus O'Toole's Fatal Thirst For Beer

He quaffed a six-pack of Corona Beers

   Ending up with the worst headache in years

      Perhaps to lessen his plight

         He should've had a Bud Lite

            Sure sign of 'corona' virus, he fears!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Rehearsed Somg and Beacome Worse

Rehearsed Song and Became Worse

What we decided was to rehearse,
A song that later became a curse;


More we sang it  would be worse.

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: fashion,

2 4 1 Sale

A bra maker has switched support
To face masks so girls can cavort
So credit Ah Sumi
For fashion so gloomy
No lady will need an escort


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