Poem Details | by
Lisle Ryder |
Categories:
corruption, science,
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Somewhere between there came a disruptor
Omicron relation –
a Covid mutation.
May our Saviour help with this corrupter.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Boom boxes can help you to share
Whatever comes over the air
But Milton hates drums
So don't be all thumbs
Or you'll learn why life is not fair!
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor,
Once was a smart, forward-thinking young lady in Gloucester
Her wayward-thinking lover she summarily oustered
Since his libido he couldn’t control,
Ceremoniously, he had to go
And soon, thereafter, he became a carnival rouster.
written December 4, 2021
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
The wife recited The Golden Rule
As she dashed into her yoga school
Each move is complex
Regardless of sex
But the vicar just swallowed his tool.
Poem Details | by
Valsa George |
Categories:
extended metaphor, riddle,
Compressed carbon is called Diamond
Cut land in water is called Island
Beaten copper is Wire
Love bitten man- Lover
Compressed, cut n’ beaten man is Husband
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
Many moons ago,
Rudolph played in the snow.
He did not have to fly,
With Father Christmas, in the sky,
Beccause his Mummy said no.
I wrote this some time ago.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
sleep,
Big problem for Little Bo-Peep:
Frisky lambs would not let her sleep
Then one afternoon
A ram made her swoon
And that's when she learned to count sheep!
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
emotions, food, humor,
Some say this pie is criminal,
mozzarella drenched with pineapple;
Pizza to devour or throw
euphoric or a waste of dough;
Two palates, one robust battle.
Poem Details | by
Maurice Rigoler |
Categories:
humor,
I wrote a poem and it won first prize.
I had no doubts, so it came as no surprise.
And you should see my walls,
ribbons, plaques and medals.
And yours will too if, like me, you plagiarize.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Odds are Kris Kringle won't Show today
Because Father Christmas leads the way
So jolly Saint Nick
Will be today's Pick
If Santa Claus will lend him his sleigh
Poem Details | by
Maurice Rigoler |
Categories:
humor,
Listen up, I’ve been there, guys;
it’s nothing you can’t tell your wives.
And it’s fast, cut and dry,
with no pain and no cry –
like getting goosed sans the surprise.
Poem Details | by
Maurice Rigoler |
Categories:
humor,
A hard drinking sea captain told this tale:
Like Jonah he once spent time in a whale,
and like the prophet of old
was spewed out, he bitterly told –
not from its mouth but from under it’s tail.
Poem Details | by
Maurice Rigoler |
Categories:
dark, humor,
Did you hear about the groom
whose marriage was headed for doom
when the bride-to-be said
“I did” not “I do” as expected.
Yelled the groom: when and where and with whom?
Poem Details | by
Maurice Rigoler |
Categories:
dark, humor,
A lady who heard her husband had died
by the police was charged with homicide.
I’m hoping, she said, it was
the faulty brakes or the exhaust.
And if not, then the carbon monoxide.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Rep. Pelosi was the House Speaker
So the GOP hired a streaker
Although she could see
It hung to his knee
Bill's passage appeared to be weaker . . .
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Today and every day are really delicious
The love that we munch on is really nutritious
There's Vitamins L O V E
Keeping us dudes happy as can be
If you run out of vitamins, I'll throw in some kisses
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous,
I knew a young lad from the village of Trent
He wore dark sunglasses wherever he went
Ladies couldn't see his blues,
So they focused on his fuse
'Til one day his vision was entirely spent.
written November 30, 2021
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
old, sick,
What happened to the common cold
The news of it is getting old
Since covid has spread
And left many dead
It should be over soon I am told!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
women,
Although a man can take a wife
He has no right to rule her life
She'll never lose
Her right to choose
So suck it up and end the strife!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
moving on,
Moving has always been a great big pain
It's the same old procedure time and again
Stuff we haven't seen
Since back in our teens
But we keep hanging on which is totally insane
Poem Details | by
Angela Tune |
Categories:
boyfriend, crazy,
I once had a boyfriend called Ronny
Who lit his own fart wasn’t funny
Flames flew in the air
Burning bum hair
So Ronny ran home to his mummy
Poem Details | by
Valsa George |
Categories:
betrayal, lost love, love,
He sang-‘You’re like a red, red rose
With you dear, my life ever glows’
She sang- ‘But you’re a thorn
Your presence, I greatly mourn’
Now both sang- ‘So we shall end our woes’
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
how i feel, motivation, poets,
There's a poet gun-shy 'bout limericks
He sure wants to get over that right quick
So he's penning these lines
He's refraining from whines
Hoping that his good intentions will stick
Poem Details | by
Melani Udaeta |
Categories:
emotions, holiday, humor,
Don’t they know where it’s going?
So much time they are wasting;
Robotic spam we are stuck
with holiday email junk;
Life ticking as I sit deleting.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
health,
Whilst Fauci was counting the dead
Trump's face turned from orange to red,
"Dear God! Can't you see?
They voted for me!
Take those vaccinated instead!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Are you ever serious, people have wondered
Sometimes, if I haven't had a really good slumber
Not grumpy but be safe
Better cover up your face
Coz I might flail about if I can't find my uppers
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
art,
Think I'll get back to sketching famous people
When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal
My success rate's way up there
Much more than my share
Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Captain Kirk told God, "I'm exploring
So you are bound to see me soaring
But man alive
That damn warp drive
Sounds worse than Methuselah snoring!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
dream,
Have any of you experienced one of those days
When you just want to stare at the sky on a chaise
Let the world pass you by
Sing a sweet lullaby
Till you're off to dreamland in the afternoon haze
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
how i feel, humorous,
Six men are strolling atop the levee
They whistle a tune, happy as can be
Recklessly one falls over,
Splashing into the water
I’m glad the unlucky one wasn’t me.
written November 27, 2021
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous,
I spotted the gal laying on the beach
She was quite beautiful, just out of reach
So, stopping, I said hello
I noticed her instant glow
And, boy, did she turn out to be a peach.
written November 23, 2021
on the beach in Puerto Vallarta
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
relationship, word play,
Their time together was heated
As she suspected he cheated
The lad did not know
No rain, no rain beau
So the cycle was repeated
Poem Details | by
Valsa George |
Categories:
anger, funny love, violence,
As one freshly released from Bedlam
He asked her, intending no harm
"Can I kiss you madam"?
As if he were her Adam
Her fist fell on his cheek ‘dum’ ‘dum’!
Poem Details | by
Angela Tune |
Categories:
drink, flower,
There once was a rose not so red
Blanche didn’t pop rose by her bed
She chopped it instead
Made tea nice and red
And drank it with her fella Fred
(Woohoo, I’ve branched out into Limerick land...erm I think? Hahahahaha)
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america,
When Joe and Jill went up the hill
To fetch the passage of a bill
The GOP*
Would not agree
Thanksgiving arrived with a chill
* Like China and Russia, Republicans
insist government should be of the PARTY,
by the PARTY and for the PARTY!
All Limericks