Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
remember,
Mom warned me with one of her signs
Chew my bananas at least thirty-two times
Never explained why
Digestion so I complied
An old-time remedy to ring my chimes
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humorous,
Nothing cooled the jets of Charlene Banties
Not drink or water hose from her aunties.
Sticky by summer’s night
Sweat master by daylight
Summer sun kept her wet to her panties.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebrity,
Thelonious by name, jazz by fame
Monk, a unique signature, unique name
One of a kind
Fingers undefined
Travel the keyboard with ease defined
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
celebration,
A Prez that surpassed all others
Enjoyed twelve months of summers
In every possible way
Showed love every day
Big “O” by name, compassion by color
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
he constantly rang the bell for service
in turn made his family nervous
bring me this, bring me that
to lazy to grab his hat
his actions was a simple dis-service
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
funny,
the tea glass was within his reach
his call for help made the people screech
put the tea glass in my hand
at pool side he was ban
for being a plain old, lazy leech
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
culture,
Skin colour is icing on a cake
That needed some love to make and bake
If not to your taste
Please don't let it waste
Someone will love it, for Heaven's sake!
Poem Details | by
Jhinuk Mukherjee |
Categories:
fun, how i feel, humorous, image, light, nonsense, summer,
On a summer’s day,
Drowsily as I lay;
On my soft bed,
On an empty head;
Eating all the muffins away!
'Summer Laziness' Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Written and Submitted on: 05/06/2020
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
nature,
In the forest and mountain mist
Animals leave a positive imprint
As nature predicts
Animals permit
Variations but allow little to infringe
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
sound,
Old Time Radio and dramatic shows
Without the visuals, emphasized the audio
Music to assist
The passion of a kiss
Or your mind envisions a deathblow
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
sound,
New Orleans mellow jazz nightly
So relaxing, so easy on your psyche
To dreamland
Never-never land
The sultry sounds of the south so spicy
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
places, sleep, summer,
Danny just loved to while the time away
Couldn't be bothered to see where he stayed
In his hammock relaxed
His brain not overtaxed
Fell deep asleep -- froze to death in Norway
June 04, 2020
Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
friendship,
never hug a thug while he's looting
never hug a thug while he's shooting
or you'll have glass in your head
and a face full of hot lead
only hug a thug when he's counting his booty
Poem Details | by
Larry Bradfield |
Categories:
summer,
There once was a young lady from Bligh
Who wilted when temperatures got high
So she lazed in the shade
And she drank lemonade
And said, "Wake me when Autumn is nigh."
6-4-20
Contest: Summer Laziness
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Janice Canerdy |
Categories:
humor, summer,
Summer heat zaps my get-up-and-go,
so I’m resting and taking things slow,
loving junk food, TV,
comfy couch, and AC!
I’m too wise to invite heatstroke woe!
written June 4, 2020
for Mohan Chutani's Summer Heat Laziness Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
lust,
Trump loves polluters and looters
(Targets for NRA shooters)
Whilst we are distracted
Our POTUS enacted
Investigation of Hooters
Poem Details | by
Tania Kitchin |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Enjoying a hazy, hot summer day
I won't let soiled dishes get in the way
They can sit in the sink
Even though they do stink
I will drink rum out in the sun and play
6/4/2020
Contest: Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Turd is an extremely happy word
People snicker when someone says turd
Childish no doubt
What's it about
It's only a word like happy chirpy birds
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Was born in nineteen thirty-five
Holy Gadzooks, and I'm still alive!!!
Some beat their drum
While other succumb
No reason, just a member of the tribe
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
confusion,
Some are gentle, wouldn't hurt a fly
Others would simply punch you in the eye
What dictates
The road you take
A flip of a coin as to which would apply
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
summer,
I'm basking in pure relaxation
As chilled as a sloth on vacation
Some call me a bummer
For spending the summer
Indulging in procrastination.
04.06.20
'Summer Laziness Poetry Contest'
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Rashi Soni |
Categories:
7th grade, art, funny,
There’s nought on the rocky terrain,
These big words are too much for my brain,
After hindi. science and math,
And thee, thou, hast and hath,
So I’ll go take a nap again.
06.04.2030
Summer Laziness
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
bird, word play,
A bird like a pigeon or dove
will always choose food over love
They poop from their perches
On people in churches
Excluding Nun of the Above
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
He flew his kite on a strange turf
With lighting you can expect the worst
The lighting took him along
The kite’s grip got strong
Snatched him out into the universe
Poem Details | by
V. Deepa |
Categories:
fantasy, feelings, how i feel, imagination, soulmate, summer, sun,
The Sweltering heat exhibits me to lethargy
Lying under cooler I sup juice for energy
Without going out to play:
I feel like dipping in bay
Wish to swim along with my lover in synergy.
3-6-2020
Note: The Summer laziness poetry Contest
Sponsored by Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
paradise,
The Rideau Canal is not recommended
For dunking, it may be less than intended
Your body will reek
It'll reek for a week
Doggie and you will stink to high Heaven
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
political,
The U.S. is broken, it needs to be fixed
The America we once knew is just a myth
A threat of anarchy
Looms defiantly
Must be stopped, something's surely amiss
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
me,
To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul
Haven't lied to you since being granted parole
For beating an old lady
She was about eighty
Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>
Poem Details | by
Aditi Mishra |
Categories:
humorous, summer,
Drowsy on a warm summer noon,
we taste mango ice cream in June
chewing jelly I sneeze
startled, your cup spills cheese
bathed in dessert, a live cartoon.
June 3, 2020
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The helicopter tried to land
On a place that was already ban
It starts to sink slow
Torn to pieces, even the door
Parts scattered, over a bed of quicksand
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
funny,
The man lit a firecracker then ran
Not knowing it was still in his hand
Suddenly, there was a loud ka-boom
He knew, he was doom
Walk out, looking like the boogeyman
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
The milkman quite quickly departed
As soon as the postman got started
His slippery mouth
Was heading down south
When she crossed her ankles and farted
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
There wuz once an ol' cowpuncher named Slim
Who attempted bull-ridin' on a whim
Throwed in a heap of manure
'Twuz more'n he could endure
Thus ceased a bull-ridin' future fer him
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
beach, summer,
I’m sunbathing down on the beach
just tanning, I look quite a peach
I’m totally nude
Some find that so rude
It shocks all the kids that I teach!
Fiction poem
for Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
sponsored by
Mohan Chutani
06/02/20
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
peace,
Like the sun after a summer rain
Like the sweet song of a robin's refrain
A Mozart concerto
A mellow cello
A gentle touch that sets your heart aflame
All Limericks