Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
funny, humor, sick,
There once was a boy named Spinner
Whose finger was always inner
He picked his nose all day
Then put boogers away
And feasted on them for dinner!
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
basketball, sports,
Once lived an energetic lad in Montreal
He was rather large, I would say, seven feet tall
Tough as old shoe leather
He did not care whether
He played with varsity team basketball, at all.
written July 23, 2021
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
baseball,
The Stats show a Brooklyn Dodger
Scored RBIs with his todger
Then one day at bat
A Foul Ball went splat
And now he's Soprano Codger
RBI=Runs Batted In
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
August’s coming to bring extreme heat
It even burns the bottom of my feet
Need ice packs just to cool down
I start taking it around
To show that the heat has reached its peak
Poem Details | by
Unseeking Seeker |
Categories:
love,
this jigsaw puzzle has missing parts
optimal then, to add heart to cart
love aligned, stance erect
blissful, with no defect
get rid thee now, of ego upstart
23-July-2021
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, sports, success,
Long John Silver, a hurdler, goes for the gold
Tall and long-legged, he sure fits the mold
Long John clears every bar
It's his moment to star --
'Til his 'other long leg' sticks out too far
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
america, corruption,
America is going to pot,
Whether we like it or not.
Our debt is too high,
The economy is dry,
And the government is full of rot.
7/22/21
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
men,
Leo the Lion's back in town
All the lads are wearing a frown
They want to look tough
But he plays too rough
When they can't keep their pecker down
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
Sheila loved all sport,
Even though she was extremely short.
She always had lots of fun.
Although Sheila never won.
She was doing what she thought she ought.
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
Ruby was round and fat,
She was always careful where she sat.
When she travelled on a bus
Her size caused quite a fuss
Because she squashed other people flat.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
america, giggle, leadership, satire,
Joseph Biden thought he'd call Donald Trump
Trump picked up and roared, "How ya do-in,' Chump?" --
President Joe was outraged
He had Stormy Daniels paged --
Smirked, "This'll help you get over the hump."
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
He had thick red hair and a beard
Now his hair has disappeared
It concerns him that's a fact.
Keeping all his parts intact
Why has he become so weird?
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous,
Two boys were fishing when they met a willing broad
The first boy quickly extended his fishing rod
And so, when he was done
She saw the other one
Who had already caught his allotment of cod.
written July 21, 2021
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
relationship,
The wife loves the neighbourhood lads
And shares with them the latest fads
She shows them how
To milk a cow
So they all know how to be dads
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
psychological,
If we can't see atoms, are we sure they exist
All the experts say yes, in fact they insist
These invisible devils
Confuse our brain pebbles
Will I kill a bunch if I smash down my fist?
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, food, sports,
A professional wrestler of gators
Tried his luck as a restaurant waiter
He'd feint and he'd juke
Many patrons puked
Seafood business surprisingly cratered
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous,
My sister Mary was contrary
She met a nice fellow named Harry
He tried, without a doubt
But she would not put out
Virgin Mary will never marry.
written July 20, 2021
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, animal,
A donkey, mule, sidekick and ***
Are they the same or does one have more class?
I wish I knew
It makes me blue
Whatever the answer, please let them pass.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
sports,
A photographer of Indoor Sports
Found himself dragged through the lower courts
The hotel said
He filmed their bed
When a buxom housemaid dropped her shorts
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
america, baseball, beautiful, betrayal,
Number forty six barely knows his name
hunter loves his hoo-Xi and fine oil paints
while the free world's going soft
the commies flash big red balls
freedom will die if democracy tanks
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
business, money, school,
Mortimer found school to be a great big bore
Finished twelfth grade, couldn't take any more
Didn't want 'nine-to-five'
How would he ever thrive
Mort's smart ~ Opened up a cannabis store
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
perspective,
Limericks I posted on Soup
"Stunk like an old chicken coop"
Critics asked for more
I wondered what for
But now you have the latest poop . . . . .
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous, jobs, loss,
A certain young fellow in Frisco
Went dancing one night at a disco
Tipsy, I am told,
When he lost billfold
Now he's lost his job with Nabisco.
written July 18, 2021
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous, money,
There once was a rich man from Des Moines
Whose profile was engraved on a coin
He was so proud
He crowed out loud
It was money that kept him going.
Written July 18, 2021
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
word play,
Our vicar was describing Hell
When it suddenly rung a bell
I dreamed that in Paris
I climbed up a Ferris
Then on to the Tower I fell .....
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
nature,
bushy tailed squirrel runs around oak
wet violet dew gives them plenty of soak
grass is so green
snake barely seen
little mouse is about ready to croak
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
music,
Sinatra, Crosby, Bennett and Como
Crooners from the past a long time ago
Today's hullabaloo
Don't know who's who
Guess I'm just an old over-the-hill crow
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
wind,
The Devil delights in foul play
So when a man kneels down to pray
Its no bloody wonder
It sounds just like thunder
When all those P U's blow your way!
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
appreciation, community, environment, funny, giggle, humor, rain,
My neighborhood has not seen rain
Since I fell through our windowpane.
And though neighbors don't go out
Due to the unseemly drought,
I am hero of the floodplain.
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, irony,
Once so a man who likes running;
He's barefoot is fast and so cunning;
Was urgent sure not so quiet mountainair;
He couldn't say no to a marathon;
Runs Johnnie run
7/16/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2021
Poem Details | by
Justin Abdool |
Categories:
evil, irony,
There once was a man named Mire
Who owed blood to a vampire
So he stayed by light
Until it was night
And was burned by his own fire!
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a troublesome brother
Who was mean to his dear old mother
She paddled him hard
Out in the back yard
Better a paddling than the druther.
written July 16, 2021
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
word play,
A woman feels alive and kicking
Whenever she gets a good licking
Insert a tool
Just like a mule
And who cares if the clock is ticking?
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
anxiety, red,
Xi released a mad bug from his red cave
and fated millions to premature graves
while we burned DR, Seuss books
Mario and Xi wiggled off the hook
Joe n Hunter have yuan in their banks
Yuan is the currency of communist China
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humorous,
A fat older man from New Delhi
Had much trouble seeing his willie
He tried to lose enough weight
Alas, it was not his fate
So he posed for Buddha on telly.
written July 15, 2021
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