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Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tony Hargreaves |
Categories: political,

WHITE HOUSE

When White House removal is complete
The van should come to Downing Street
To take the man who shows no shame
And ministers that play the game
They talk of avoiding defeat
And maybe do a deal that's sweet



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Naughty Ham

The Church of Four Hundred Rabbits*
Needs Vows of Silence from blab-its
The Altar wine
Is so divine
That monks and priests probe loose habits

*Prior to Lockdown, Nottingham's
400 Rabbits Tequila Bar 

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Shriveltime

I was just behind a sexpot
In a queue that stood to be shot
It takes skill to wheedle
When facing a needle
As long as whatever you've got!

Poem Details | by Linda Fowler |
Categories: appreciation, food, funny, humorous,

Pleasure and Pain

I once ate a hot enchilada
to warnings I said yada yada 
	they had rightly said
	eat the mild instead
Next time I’ll order a tostada


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: health,

Voo-dah Boo-dah

The Lotus Position requires
A bunch of professional liars
Each one presuppose
That everyone knows
We can think away our spare tyres

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Tickle My Fancy



Well tickle my fancy wherever that is An excellent question for a Jeopardy quiz They say it's below... THAT'S IT... WELL HELLO! Methinks you've found it, you're quite a whiz!

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: humor,

The Rapture

A lady who believed in the Rapture
(though the word’s absent from scripture)
	to protect her head
	if in a bus, she said
began wearing a hard-hat as proof 
in case she had to go through the roof.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Trumpitis

Donald Trump can not stay the course
As too many want a divorce
The House votes, "No More!"
The Senate yells, "Fore"!
But, of course, Trump has no remorse!

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous,

The Pirate Tucker

A pirate I knew named Tucker
Was quite a gullible sucker
To mix rum with lime
I said would taste fine
He’s now just a drunken old pucker

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: dream, golf, silly,

Fritz Buys a Golf Course

Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land
After the army, he'd buy some, as planned
  But Fritz served near Iran
  And green grass there was banned
Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand

Poem Details | by Kenneth Cheney |
Categories: fun, funny,

Farmer Fred Shed's

Farmer Fred went on a diet
Nancy said, “You got to try it”
Fred began to “Feel the Noize”
Tooting like the Beastie Boys
Really it was Quiet Riot

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: love,

Stupid Qpid Qtip

When Trump fell in love with himself
Melania was placed on top shelf
Though Trump is a cad
He felt really bad
And gave her a Valentine elf

Poem Details | by Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories: humor,

Democracy II

Although welcome under any dome,
It's something that ought to bang at home.
Yet, unlike charity
There's no parity
With old - that all roads should lead to Rome!
___________________________________
Tongue-in-cheek /14.01.2021/

Poet's note: Here is another lesson for USA

Poem Details | by Indiana Shaw |
Categories: crazy, creation, silly, write,

Cheers

CHEERS

Limericks have been here for some 500 years
With a view of giving good cheers
From great inspiration
To expelled narration 
Mine was written after a few beers

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: corruption, political,

Blimey

Donald Trump - bankrupt with no sense -
Now blames everything on Pence
Trump looted our vault
But its not his fault
That everyone else is so dense!

Poem Details | by david mohn |
Categories: conflict,

Insurrection

There once was a king who told lies, 
like a moth chasing gaslight they rise, 
ever drawn to the flame, 
unaffected by shame, 
true democracy labors and sighs.

Poem Details | by Wayne Kingston |
Categories: anti bullying,

mistaken identity


There once was a poet who tried to honor morality in stride his attempts were quite thwarted and, yes, even distorted by those who would have him vilified
mistaken identity ============== No contest 01/11/2021

Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Brain Dead

There was a place that is no longer
It was somewhere between Spain and Tonga
People there only lived to dance
Until they all fell into a trance
Because they had forgotten how to conga

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: fun, humorous,

THE COLD

He walked around with a nasty cold
With his chest out being bold
He took the Covid shot
His body ran hot
Suddenly his face, turned old

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: god,

A bra ham

A blood-thirsty God wants your son
And you fear God's will must be done?
You heard God's spiel
Now make a deal!
Remember God wants to have fun!

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Slow Menu

French cuisine for some see it crude.
Eating snails appear horribly lewd,
but well known in France,
its folk took a stance,
as the French cannot stand fast food.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: word play,

Capitol Crimes

Proud boys were observed breaking glass
Confirming that Trump has no class 
As seen on TV
Like the GOP
Trump just doesn't give a rat sass!

Poem Details | by Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories: humorous,

The Ill of Capitol Hill


If you think what happened was too bad,
Imagine, had he been elected...
Oh four more years of him
On American dream!
Think, world's a small price paid, and be glad.
________
Tongue-in-cheek 03/01/2021
Topic: humour, happenings

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Poo-Bah Pooh-Pooh

Donald Trump was counting his toes
(Which never once smelled like a rose)
The Devil appeared
And just as he feared
Nothing grew as fast as Trump's nose!

Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: fun, humor, winter,

Winter Woes

Grandma walked outside with her new knee
She slipped, her dentures flew into a tree
Her teeth are now gone
what else could go wrong
As her dentures fell, breaking into three

Poem Details | by George Schaefer |
Categories: humor,

OVERRATED

You will find structure is overrated
Producing humdrum routine most hated
Better to seek fun and love
And spirit rising above
Don’t let those local mores keep you weighted


Poem Details | by Paul Thomson |
Categories: anxiety, business,

Tough Times



"Judge I just don't get it pleaded Pete,
Owner of Heavenly Escorts Elite,
  Given the economy's plight
  And with no relief in sight,
We’re just trying to make ends meet"

Copyright Paul Thomson 2009 

Poem Details | by Paul Thomson |
Categories: humor,

Furniture Dealer

There was a furniture dealer named Maurice
Who acquired items for the Nouveau Riche.
  Most popular by far,
  The back seat of a car
Which they use for an occasional piece.

Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy |
Categories: appreciation, poets,

long live the limerick king


        never a Jack in a box ~ eternal spring



1/7/2021

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

BEHIND THE MASK - WARNING MAY CONTAIN HUMOUR


My covid mask’s far from beguiling, Behind mine I’m happy and smiling, I’ll put my mask on, Till covid risk’s gone - Can’t somebody work on new styling! 01/07/21

Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: tribute,

''more than a limerick poet''

 
Jan writes bawdy about poop and stuff like that but is much more than that _____________________ January 6, 2021 Written for the contest, Tease a Friend sponsor, Bobby May

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

GA GA

Our National Guard can not ban
Trump's affair with the Ku Klux Klan
But tell Trump supporters
And all his cavorters
What they need is a moving van! 

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humorous,

Warning - Strong Pickle Content

There was once a King named Pickles
Flustered, he never got tickled
He blamed genetics
It was pathetic
His pickle was small and fickle

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humorous,

The Pickle Tickle

Picking a pack of pickled pickles
The produce isle can be quite fickle
We’re just having fun
So don’t come undone
Head on home and give it a tickle

*Inspired by my Canadian neighbor Mo*

Poem Details | by Wayne Kingston |
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, forgiveness,

scamp

There once lived a lad who was very fickle
His notion of devotion was wrought in nickel
Our high born lad
Was such a cad
He always found himself in a pickle






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01/05/2021
No contest


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