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Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: remember,

Chewing Bananas



Mom warned me with one of her signs Chew my bananas at least thirty-two times Never explained why Digestion so I complied An old-time remedy to ring my chimes


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous,

Embarrassingly Bawdy Limerick

Nothing cooled the jets of Charlene Banties
Not drink or water hose from her aunties.
Sticky by summer’s night
Sweat master by daylight
Summer sun kept her wet to her panties.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebrity,

Thelonious



Thelonious by name, jazz by fame Monk, a unique signature, unique name One of a kind Fingers undefined Travel the keyboard with ease defined

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: celebration,

The Big O



A Prez that surpassed all others Enjoyed twelve months of summers In every possible way Showed love every day Big “O” by name, compassion by color


Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humor,

THE LAZY MAN

he constantly rang the bell for service
in turn made his family nervous
bring me this, bring me that
to lazy to grab his hat
his actions was a simple dis-service

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: funny,

THE LEECH

the tea glass was within his reach
his call for help made the people screech
put the tea glass in my hand
at pool side he was ban
for being a plain old, lazy leech

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture,

A Piece of Cake

Skin colour is icing on a cake
That needed some love to make and bake
If not to your taste
Please don't let it waste
Someone will love it, for Heaven's sake!

Poem Details | by Jhinuk Mukherjee |
Categories: fun, how i feel, humorous, image, light, nonsense, summer,

Summer Appetite

On a summer’s day, 
Drowsily as I lay;
On my soft bed, 
On an empty head;
Eating all the muffins away! 


'Summer Laziness' Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani
Written and Submitted on: 05/06/2020

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nature,

A Positive Imprint



In the forest and mountain mist Animals leave a positive imprint As nature predicts Animals permit Variations but allow little to infringe

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sound,

Old Time Radio



Old Time Radio and dramatic shows Without the visuals, emphasized the audio Music to assist The passion of a kiss Or your mind envisions a deathblow

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sound,

Mellow Jazz



New Orleans mellow jazz nightly So relaxing, so easy on your psyche To dreamland Never-never land The sultry sounds of the south so spicy

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: places, sleep, summer,

Hammock Thermal-Dynamic

Danny just loved to while the time away
Couldn't be bothered to see where he stayed
   In his hammock relaxed
   His brain not overtaxed
Fell deep asleep -- froze to death in Norway



               June 04, 2020
     Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
          Sponsor: Mohan Chutani

Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: friendship,

A riotous limerick

never hug a thug while he's looting
never hug a thug while he's shooting
or you'll have glass in your head
and a face full of hot lead
only hug a thug when he's counting his booty

Poem Details | by Larry Bradfield |
Categories: summer,

Summer

There once was a young lady from Bligh
Who wilted when temperatures got high
So she lazed in the shade
And she drank lemonade
And said, "Wake me when Autumn is nigh."

6-4-20
Contest: Summer Laziness
Sponsor:  Mohan Chutani

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: humor, summer,

I'm SO Smart

Summer heat zaps my get-up-and-go, so I’m resting and taking things slow, loving junk food, TV, comfy couch, and AC! I’m too wise to invite heatstroke woe!
written June 4, 2020 for Mohan Chutani's Summer Heat Laziness Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: lust,

Notice POTUS Hocus-pocus

Trump loves polluters and looters
(Targets for NRA shooters)
Whilst we are distracted
Our POTUS enacted
Investigation of Hooters

Poem Details | by Tania Kitchin |
Categories: fun, humor,

Playing in the Sun

Enjoying a hazy, hot summer day
I won't let soiled dishes get in the way
They can sit in the sink
Even though they do stink
I will drink rum out in the sun and play

6/4/2020

Contest: Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

A Happy Word



Turd is an extremely happy word People snicker when someone says turd Childish no doubt What's it about It's only a word like happy chirpy birds

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Holy Gadzooks



Was born in nineteen thirty-five Holy Gadzooks, and I'm still alive!!! Some beat their drum While other succumb No reason, just a member of the tribe

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: confusion,

A Flip Of A Coin



Some are gentle, wouldn't hurt a fly Others would simply punch you in the eye What dictates The road you take A flip of a coin as to which would apply

Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: summer,

Lazybones

I'm basking in pure relaxation
As chilled as a sloth on vacation
Some call me a bummer
For spending the summer
Indulging in procrastination.

04.06.20


'Summer Laziness Poetry Contest' 
 Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani

Poem Details | by Rashi Soni |
Categories: 7th grade, art, funny,

Summer Laziness

There’s nought on the rocky terrain,
These big words are too much for my brain,
After hindi. science and math,
And thee, thou, hast and hath,
So I’ll go take a nap again.

06.04.2030
Summer Laziness

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bird, word play,

Pig Eon aka Rock of Ages

A bird like a pigeon or dove
will always choose food over love
They poop from their perches
On people in churches
Excluding Nun of the Above

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: funny, humorous,

THE KITE

He flew his kite on a strange turf
With lighting you can expect the worst 
The lighting took him along
The kite’s grip got strong
Snatched him out into the universe


Poem Details | by V. Deepa |
Categories: fantasy, feelings, how i feel, imagination, soulmate, summer, sun,

Summer Idleness

The Sweltering heat exhibits me to lethargy
Lying under cooler I sup juice for energy
Without going out to play:
I feel like dipping in bay
Wish to swim along with my lover in synergy.

3-6-2020

Note: The Summer laziness poetry Contest
Sponsored by Mohan Chutani


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: paradise,

The Rideau Canal



The Rideau Canal is not recommended For dunking, it may be less than intended Your body will reek It'll reek for a week Doggie and you will stink to high Heaven

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: political,

The US Is Broken



The U.S. is broken, it needs to be fixed The America we once knew is just a myth A threat of anarchy Looms defiantly Must be stopped, something's surely amiss

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: me,

A Sweet Loving Soul



To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul Haven't lied to you since being granted parole For beating an old lady She was about eighty Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>

Poem Details | by Aditi Mishra |
Categories: humorous, summer,

Summer Dessert


Drowsy on a warm summer noon,
we taste mango ice cream in June
chewing jelly I sneeze
startled, your cup spills cheese
bathed in dessert, a live cartoon.


June 3, 2020

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: funny, humorous,

THE HELICOPTER

The helicopter tried to land
On a place that was already ban
It starts to sink slow
Torn to pieces, even the door
Parts scattered, over a bed of quicksand


Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: funny,

THE FIRECRACKER

The man lit a firecracker then ran
Not knowing it was still in his hand
Suddenly,  there was a loud ka-boom
He knew, he was doom
Walk out, looking like the boogeyman


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Corona Iris Lockdown

The milkman quite quickly departed
As soon as the postman got started
His slippery mouth
Was heading down south
When she crossed her ankles and farted

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

Bull-Ridin' Slim

There wuz once an ol' cowpuncher named Slim

    Who attempted bull-ridin' on a whim

        Throwed in a heap of manure

           'Twuz more'n he could endure

                Thus ceased a bull-ridin' future fer him

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: beach, summer,

'MISS-BEHAVING'

I’m sunbathing down on the beach just tanning, I look quite a peach I’m totally nude Some find that so rude It shocks all the kids that I teach! Fiction poem for Summer Laziness Poetry Contest sponsored by Mohan Chutani 06/02/20

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: peace,

Sets You Aflame



Like the sun after a summer rain Like the sweet song of a robin's refrain A Mozart concerto A mellow cello A gentle touch that sets your heart aflame


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