Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
judgement, perspective, religion,
He abused women then just left them flat
Pushed from a roof to the ground he went splat
At Gods feet he'd say,
"Forgive me I pray!"
But she replied, "Oh, It's too late for that!"
Poem Details | by
William Kekaula |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, character, death, fate, meaningful, money,
Greed holds a vice of severity,
A lure of assured prosperity,
Innocent made complexed,
Sensible made perplexed,
His death folks snubbed his calamity.
Date: 08/24/2019
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
The sign outside the public washroom read “Toilets”
Uh, I'm afraid that should have read “Toidies” instead
How childish is that
And loopy I might add
The funnest days were from three to the many days ahead
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
emotions,
A man's ability to think is related to the sight of a woman's cleavage
Reduces a man's ability to think by as much as 50% per boob, no secret
Genetics are used
As drools doth ooze
Can't think of anything, maybe apple pie, that would cause such disablement
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
science,
Other civilizations on other heavenly bodies
Are looking for life in the universe with similar jollies
Do we think we're alone
Not a chance, it's well known
The odds are nil, had this theory since the talkies
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
And I thought I was the chosen one... WRONG
Someone else was ahead of me in the line all along
This disturbeth me muchly
Someone more smugly
Thought I was the smugeth ahead of the throng
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
animal,
Dolphins are so smart they convince the foolish
To stand at the side of the pool and throw them fish
A bonanza it is
Even those with arthritis
Can't resist the free stuff, the battle is fierce
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
There were three little piggies, Mud, Slop and Eleanor
Mud and Slop usually covered in poop while Eleanor was demure
Hanging out with well-to-do piggies
The ones known as the “pretties”
A misnomer for sure, but Eleanor had piggie allure
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Would Climbed Walls of Canyon
We would climb walls of a canyon;
God did chose us to be companion;
Us together;
Any weather,
As well as Him being our champion.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
At my age, I make a noise when I bend over
It's the law but quite embarrassing, even for Rover
He barks when he farts
Pretends it's from another yard
Us humans shift our eyes, pretend we're not the owner
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
We're all destined for the pine box one day
It's what we do with the time in between, yeah or neigh
Traveling the right road
Lightens the heavy load
If you were me, you've enjoyed life's highway
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
sad,
Retardiment is when you make new friends every day
Coz you don't remember any of them from yesterday
Now that's damn funny
A choice doesn't apply
Their brains, without warning, have slipped into decay
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Found God In A Fabulious Field
We had found God in a fabulous field,
Who always liked and to us appealed;
Each moment,
Message sent;
He was there and to Him we did yield.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
dance, fun,
There was a pretty young maiden from France
Much too modest to try the latest dance --
She got some advice
It worked in a trice --
Let loose an ant colony down her pants
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Winds Blow Weeping Willow
Ship moves as the sails will billow;
Beside river was a weeping willow;
Down yonder,
Grew fonder;
Had dreamed with head on pillow.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
An Oppportunity for Unity
Never turn the results into a mutiny;
Can make them into an opportunity;
Take advantage of;
Then truly love,
And utilize things to promote unity.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Giving Moron Break Was Big Mistake
May have been giving moron big break,
And what we made was terrible mistake;
Another error,
By the terror;
Trump even did found news to be fake.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Gold Finch Had Gone
What we did was find ourselves flinch,
When we had smelled all of the stench;
All so terrible,
And unbearable;
Gold finch had gone all over the bench.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
emotions,
We are living in the land of milk and honey
But with prices these days, it really ain't funny
Watching our pennies
Every month if any
Counting on one hand, weeping like a wee bunny
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
Who would want to build a cabin in the woods
Realizing we're competing with 7 billion sharing the goods
A cabin in obscurity
Doesn't provide security
Too many could take advantage, these human wolves
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
image,
I'm not a fan of today's music scene
BUT if you've never heard Ariana Grande sing
You're in for a treat
Pure voice so complete
A glorious songbird you'll know what I mean
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Had Been Suffering from the Heat
We had been suffering from all the heat,
And on the shore you could find our feet,
In the sand,
Covering land,
While there would meet incoming fleet.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Temptation Off Had Often Fought
Temptation off had often fought,
And not only that in was caught;
Fell into trap;
Memory gap;
Anxiety and fear on it brought.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Did Discover A Long Huge Dock
We did discover a long huge dock,
Which was big as entire city block;
Here and there,
And everywhere,
That had left us in a state of shock.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Have Found Each Fault
Once you will have found each fault,
Then brought their causes to a halt;
Forever on,
And gone;
God knowingly, gladly surely do exalt.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
anxiety,
Wanna know why cannibals don't eat clowns
They taste funny if they're wearing clown gowns
Something new every day
They're fun and like to play
But eventually, their smile turns into a frown
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
No matter the fame we achieve in life
Visiting that little room down the hall will avoid strife
Sometimes in a hurry
Might even call it a scurry
Some days, you may be forced to visit thrice
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
space,
Wonder why there's only one “S” in asteroid
If an ASSteroid hit is more likely cause your undies to soil
ASSteroids... get it
Right on the edgy
A topic for mixed company you should try to avoid
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
There was once a struggling poet named Hicks
Who tried to write poems just for the kicks
'Tho he tried from time to time
He couldn't find words that rhyme
So he settled for writing limericks
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous, religion,
Once there was a parson named Ezra Heap
Whose Sunday sermons were profoundly deep
The louder Ezra implored
The more his congregants snored
He could never arouse them from their sleep
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Make Mine a Moral Equivalentn
Do make mine moral equivalent,
Which to all we shall have sent,
And not pun;
Equally done,
Hoping money will be well spent.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
People Than Parties With Politics
Are people having parties with politics,
Which is way that they get their kicks;
Moans and groans,
And horrible tones,
While time on clock continually ticks.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick
As a result, she isn't talking to me, no matter what subject I pick
That'll shut her up
Her lips got stuck
She'll heal in a month or two, this humor is called slapstick
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pride,
Support humanity because we're all one race
Yup, the human race, sorry to say, we're a big disgrace
Not proud of moving forward
What to expect, it's kinda awkward
Faith in humanity, this belief I embrace
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
angst, sad,
Entered what I ate today in my fitness quest
Heard a siren, an ambulance approached from the west
They didn't waste time
It's not a good sign
Perhaps next I weigh myself, my clothes I'll divest
All Limericks