Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humorous,
Lena thought she found Ole’s secret brew
In a pot it was left to stew
She took out her dip
And took a big sip
Now Ole is both black and blue
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
How many listen to private conversations
Now let's be honest, it's a natural temptation
As innocent as it seems
Causes a trip to the latrines
Jaw-dropping these pants-dropping narrations
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
Twinkle twinkle little star
Astronomers say you are very far
That's bullcrap on them
Think they're special men
But just simple dudes who sometimes fart
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
creation,
Why do tears form when we're sad
Physical, emotional, or something we dread
Physical most likely
A smashed finger mightily
But emotional seems very far ahead
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Fanciful dragon had fool for a pet.
Carries his breakfast each day, and it’s wet.
Licked on by six pixies.
He could easily fix these.
Certainly has not thought of decking them yet.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
The more we know, the more there is to know
An axiom that has held true for a century or so
But I have an advantage
Brain cells have vanished
So I absolve myself of the blame for stuff I didn't know
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
depression,
Going stir-crazy, gotta get outta the house
Insane it is but better than letting the bugs carouse
Those nasty wee critters
A bad virus they deliver
At least we don't have to deal with snowplows
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
angst,
Outta coffee, what to do
Go to the cupboard for additional brew
The brand makes no matter
Ignore the TV chatter
Less dire as these dangerous times ensue
Poem Details | by
MAHTAB BANGALEE |
Categories:
fun,
Corona is worldwide new tourist
Peoples spending life in awful mist
Making home world zoo
Producing birth flow;
The virus hailing birth of scientist!
07.04.2020 Chattogram
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
england, health, political,
The UK PM has a cough
And has had to take some time off
In intensive care
He does need more air
Show support with a Bojo coif!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
joy,
So my private prediction came to pass
A son, a victim of a mind overtaken and harassed
Overwhelmed by fear
The mind is cavalier
Finally broke the spell, made it through the impasse
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
stress,
Was terrified of the boogeyman
Just a wee one when the stories began
He lived in my closet
Cause of much gossip
When I heard him, hid behind the devan
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
Halleluya, my youngest son Scottie
Sound the all-clear for the dreaded Covid-19
A HUGE sigh of relief
Once again we can breathe
Just one of those fortunate personalities
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
death, funeral,
Do stop your moaning, for Heaven's Sake!
You're not the first to bellyache!
You can scowl, growl, or howl
Or throw in the towel
But no one can go to your Wake!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
meaningful,
Let's hope for the flattening of the curve
It's bound to happen, need to keep our nerve
The timing is critical
Must think logistical
Think positive, shop smart, CONSERVE
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
feelings,
How's your lower east side making out
Mine's fine 'cept I creak when out and about
Maybe an old war injury
Too young for the infantry
War ended, was wounded as a Boy Scout
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
friendship,
We're badly in need of a limerick uplifting
So I'm here to provide a chuckle or fourteen
You can rely on me
To fire 'em off toute suite
A professional I am I'm sure you'll agree
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, math, prayer,
The Lord has sent COVID-19
To wipe out the filth and un-clean
But I've had "The Bath"
So please check Your math
To ensure You harvest the Mean!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
abuse, religion,
Cherubs promised they would not tell
Cardinal Pell visited Hell
Now Pell is there
More people swear
Whatever he did rings a bell
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
You probably think I chuckle all day and night
It's true, get the strangest looks on the bus in spite
They stand ten feet away
Trying to hear what I say
So now you know the truth about my plight
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
devotion,
Puppies are the sweetest wee things
Bouncing around, such great joy they bring
Life much too short
They capture our hearts
A lifelong connection that fills us with zing
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
That's like saying the foul aroma
Could possibly put your brain in a coma
Disintegrate your socks
Near the back end of an ox
May even give you a case of glaucoma
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
death, irony, social,
Hey, shake hands with your new manager, Bill
I would, sure, but I don't want to get killed
Manager shot Bill dead
Two bullets to his head
Social distancing's such a bitter pill
Poem Details | by
Janice Canerdy |
Categories:
humor,
Billy went to the black-tie affair.
He looked buff, and he felt debonair.
The ladies all smiled;
their husbands were riled
'cause except for the tie, he was bare.
April 4, 2020
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
humorous,
Elmer Fudd chose one day on a lark
to go looking through mud. In the dark,
he got swept to the sea.
Most unfortunately,
he found naught but the bite of a shark!
April 4, 2020 for Mudlark Contest
Poem Details | by
Sandra Weiss |
Categories:
dark, humorous, sea, silly,
There once was a woman named Lee.
Who wanted to swim across the sea.
She swam until dark.
Then in came the shark.
There was nothing left to see.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
COVID-19 did quite a number
On the wife whilst she was in slumber
At first she was mad
But then she was glad
To sleep alone with her cucumber.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
depression,
These are very trying time I'd say
Try this, try that, but the results are the same
Let's pull up our britches
Turn on the switches
Attack till this virus is shot down in flames
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
memory,
My fondest memory as a wee one
A photo of me in my snowsuit, cute as a bunny
Maybe I was three
In my mind still can see
A wee tike, the day was Tuesday and sunny
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
beauty,
Coral is the most beautiful creation
That nature has conceived with many variations
Most magnificent color
That only love can muster
Except for the entrance to the Pearly Gates
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Are Not Around Here Anymore
Remember those who we do adore,
They are not around here anymore;
In heaven far;
With God are;
Someone else must mind the store.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
drink, humorous,
He quaffed a six-pack of Corona Beers
Ending up with the worst headache in years
Perhaps to lessen his plight
He should've had a Bud Lite
Sure sign of 'corona' virus, he fears!
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Rehearsed Song and Became Worse
What we decided was to rehearse,
A song that later became a curse;
More we sang it would be worse.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
fashion,
A bra maker has switched support
To face masks so girls can cavort
So credit Ah Sumi
For fashion so gloomy
No lady will need an escort
All Limericks