Poem Details | by
Kevon Worrell |
Categories:
12th grade, encouraging, funny, october, teen, time,
This is your month your time to shine
Takeoff with happiness and leave the hate behind
Its fall but I hope you don't fall
Live life make your own call
Party all in all but don't forget to give god time
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
new york,
When Jan and Ilene did New York
Their lunch was disturbed by a fork
Left hand or right?
Wait! What a fright!
Its Trump's New York! Quick! Sniff the cork!
Poem Details | by
Lisle Ryder |
Categories:
bible, blessing, christian, jesus,
Upon the Mount with crowds gathered round
Jesus began the Law to expound.
But first for right attitudes
he taught them Beatitudes,
as hearing in awe they were spellbound.
Matthew 5.1-12
Poem Details | by
Lisle Ryder |
Categories:
bible, christian, jesus,
Then will appear in heaven the sign
that heralds the Son of Man to shine.
As the people's lament
he'll fulfil his intent
with trumpet blast for the end divine.
Matthew 24.30-31
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
funny, happy, sleep,
The icecream man takes a quick doze
Suddenly, fell and broke his nose
Blood oozes everywhere
Held his nose in the air
Now his ice cream is red like a rose
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, humorous,
Thus crushing on her blind date
Causes her to knock over the plate
The food crashes to the floor
Her date runs out the door
So, she tries to determine her fate
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous, word play,
In Britain a trump is a fart
My father perfected his art
Foul farts he would push
Right out of his tush
Gasping for fresh air I would dart!
So... I guess that means the Potus is just an old wind bag
10/27/20
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
It shouldn't be allowed, these girlies of today
Enticing us old guys till we lose our toupee
Without it we sob
No longer a heartthrob
Get really so distraught we fall off our sleigh
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
allusion,
Diagnosed with Alzheimer's, the docs must be wrong
Am alert as ever, in fact, pull up my own pretty thongs
Drives the fillies crazy
In my mouth, there's a daisy
And a pretty pink bow tied to my enormous ding dong
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
What goes up must come down
Except for a bodily function quite renowned
A function so joyous
We utter loud voices
Voices that can be heard all over town
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 41
A talented 'vocal' impala,
Was deemed by his peers a bit "Ga-Ga"
But he said "I'm a singer!"
Then gave them the finger
And went on to perform in La Scala!!
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 40
A goat who lived down on the farm,
Was renowned for her good looks and charm,
But she felt rather silly,
When she bumped into Billy,
Who leapt up in utter alarm.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
confusion, identity,
Everyone teased him, thought Sean was prissy
His mean roommates even called him 'Missy'
Did Sean feel abused?
Not at all! He mused:
What am I? ~ A sissy or a cissy?!
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous, word play,
My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella,
She boasted that he's a fart smeller,
Oops she got it wrong,
Poor Pete doesn’t pong,
She really meant he’s a smart fella!
10/26/20
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
blessing,
Programs bout extraterrestrials are really a hoot
They're always my favourites without a dispute
Some say it's fantasy
To me it's reality
Could it possibly be coz I'm smokin' roots
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happy,
What's all this about, why are we here
Time's much too short till we all disappear
We're having so much fun
Many challenges to be won
We're happy as clams, year after year
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil
Got news for you all, haven't been on the level
Got quite a large tummy
Momma dresses me funny
When girls touch my hoohaw, I get all ferschemmeled
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, fantasy, music,
God had blessed baby tyrannosaurus
Much more than allo or stegosaurus
Baby T played piano
She even sang soprano ~
Formed the sweetest a cappella chorus
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 39
A rampant and agile young filly,
Was blatantly acting quite silly,
A young colt cried "Neigh!"
"Now just stay away!"
"And get your hoof off of my willie!!"
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
bird, funny,
Wildlife 38
A cocky young rooster called Ken
Was strutting around in the pen
The head **** said "oi! "
"Y'er only a boy"
"So get y'er eyes off'a that hen!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Jan's Vicar loves raspberry art*
As much as an hot apple tart
Bit Jan is the judge
So give her a nudge
When the horse blows before the cart!
*aka Flatulence staccato
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Almost eight-six, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
Got wrinkles on my wrinkles, heading downhill
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
farewell,
Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, even my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Maybe flowers you should send
But still got some limericks before saying goodbye
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
imagination,
Great pick-up line “Where have I been all your life?”
That's a reason for concern but should break the ice
Guarantees further contact
Perhaps sexual combat
So what am I doing here on bended knee
Poem Details | by
Tania Kitchin |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Mars loved to celebrate Halloween night
Not needing a costume was his delight
A green alien from outer space
Had costume parties at his place
No one ever knew he was a real fright
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Louella Cindy and pretty Vee,
Went out to the park for the boys to see
None came all day
Isn’t that just the way?
They gave up and went home at ten ‘til three.
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
happy, holiday,
The table was beautifully set
When the family walks in upset
Knocks the turkey on the floor
Food thrown against the door
Now their living with lots of regret
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
cat, halloween, happy,
The old women found a black cat
That changed into a large bat
Took her high up in the air
Then slung her by the hair
Into a machine that made her turn flat
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Donald Trump chooses lies and schemes
For clouds are the stuff of daydreams
But he has no plan
To improve lifespan
As he loves to hear voters' screams!
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
wind,
Our vicar her first name is Cindy
When preaching bad nerves make her windy
Sermons last half an hour
Foul farts make us cower
Her Christian name should have been Sindy
10/24/20
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
violence,
The best thing in life is a really good sneeze
Explodes with such ferocity, it brings down trees
Actually thrills me no end
Torn undies it does rend
Makes a hurricane seem like a gentle wee breeze
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Say “TOY BOAT” a bunch of times in a row
Bet you can only say it a few, the number will be low
A tongue twister for sure
Be surprised more than four
You'll be tied up in knots, but hopefully it won't show
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
Architect of my dreams has always been you
My main reason for living, my shining jewel
With passion, I write
Late into the night
Searching for words, our sweet love to fuel
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
autumn, beautiful, celebration, cheer up, fun, giggle, humor,
Charlotte Carrot was her name
But she's not the one to blame.
For a grocer came to town
And in greeting lacked a noun,
So a veggie brought her fame.
Poem Details | by
Shirley Hawkins |
Categories:
10th grade,
Patrick, an old country Pastor
Who's parish was getting hard to master
He performed christenings galore.
Last month forty-four.
He wished the women ran faster.
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