Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america, culture,
Millie Tarry popped a balloon
But it popped a little too soon
The sudden noise
Upset some boys
Who were blowing up The Tribune
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Here's a cool word, it's a “lollapalooza”
From ancient times just like “zippity-doo-da”
You young'uns have yours
But old folks more mature
Have our own cool lingo like a gum called Bazooka
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Trying to get back to some kind of routine
My body's all aching and I need the latrine
System's all screwed
Don't want to be crude
But the contents of my bladder could fill a ravine
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
age, sexy,
Joe Bryson enjoyed playing the fiddle
he also liked to snuggle and diddle.
He too soon got old,
his love life turned cold
and what was once hard turned brittle.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
betrayal,
If Donald J. Trump is a saint
God knows just whatever he ain't
Trump knows every sin
And where to begin
Its enough to make Judas faint!
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
angst,
BALLS AHOY
There was a clumsy juggler from Kildare
Who chucked his balls without a care
One landed on someone's head
Now the poor guy is laid in bed
Cursing the juggler, a total nightmare
Indiana Shaw . . . : /
Poem Details | by
Joanna Feltham |
Categories:
brother, family, sister,
Dynamics are up in the air
The load is just too much to bear
We are constantly beefing
I need a family meeting
I'm running away with the fair
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Really can't believe my good fortune
This tale I'll do my best to shorten
The real bottom line
Was her yummy behind
It definitely relieved my damn boredom
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
In August of the year nineteen thirty-five
A soul was born, some say a genius did arrive
His name was Jack
A bit of a quack
Since then, his mind seems a wee bit deprived
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
humor,
She planted at night in the rain
While stealthily plotting her gain
It grew like a "melon"
She bragged like a felon,
"My hubby soon gets his first brain!"
Just a sample for my "Mystery Seeds" contest.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
health,
I deplore the physician named Fauci.
His opinions are making me grouchy.
Goggles next we should wear?
In his office I'd dare
not let him observe my mere ouchie.
Aug. 8, 2020
with a nod to Rico; thanks for inspiring me to write this.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
school, teacher,
Donald Trump says kids are immune
So classrooms must open - and soon!
If teachers die
We all know why:
Trump gets his facts from a cartoon!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Houdini was a master of illusion it's said
Escaping from handcuffs while chained to a bed
Like the sex games we play
When our partner must obey
Wearing a mask and her knickers on my head
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
love,
Once new an Aussie gal named Liz
Who always knew which way to give
More than routine
This sex machine
Freaked out each time at the sight of her biz
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Wonder if I ask politely, the great powers that be
Would increase the day's hours by just two or three
Not asking for much
My heart would be touched
Right now there's not even time for a pee
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
She was a jolly seamstress Miss Gritches
Who was a whiz at patchin' men's britches
And alterin' ladies skirts
And sewin' buttons on shirts
'Twas said she kept her patrons in 'stitches'
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
lust,
An handyman named Warren Peace
Was led astray by Auntie's niece
As a matter of fact
They were caught in the act
And her dad is Chief of Police
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
destiny,
Jacko has a dark side as well as one of fun
He laid out too long in the hot sizzling sun
Didn't turn over
Got over exposure
White in front but dark on his bum
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived a shy young fellow, quite awkward they say
So shy with the fillies
He pretended his willy
Had influenza and couldn't come out to play
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,
Frost and Thoreau were going for a walk.
Frost said I can make a poem from a sock.
Thoreau laughed hard
At this braggish bard
Published a poem from this crazy small talk.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
crazy, humor,
Country Solly needed a back massage
Strolled up to his local car wash garage --
Said, "I'm Sol, God of Solar,"
He laid down on those rollers --
Sol emerged dead ~ Holy Roller Barrage
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
body, humorous,
Poor Petra has never been blessed
with boobies - (she’s got a flat chest)
She pleads and she begs
Just grow (darn fried eggs)
A padded bra boosts them the best!
08/06/20
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
sports,
Cancelling our football season
Appears tantamount to treason
If players can't play
They still need their pay
Which, of course, is beyond reason!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, humorous,
The man thought his outfit was dope
Circus clothes worn from a tight rope
Laughter was all he heard
Wished that he was a bird
To fly away an not have to cope
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
war,
Hitler made errors in judgement
If not, his army might've been triumphant
His downright arrogance
Cost him by the evidence
Imagine the impact of his misjudgement
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
beauty,
Beauty in its simplest form
Never can really be outperformed
The basis of life
It isn't a choice
It's beyond words since being born
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
song,
Beethoven's Symphony
Ode To Joy is like a pizza with pepperoni
Smothered in mozzarella
Made by an Italian fella
Named Giovani and that's no baloney
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
sexy,
She is a scanty bit of fluff he said.
There she was. My eyes fell out of my head.
She wasn’t horrible.
More like adorable!
Wearing a satin sheet from someone’s bed….
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
beauty, giggle, girl, silly,
Happy as a lark, they call her Lily
She teases farm boys, acting so silly
Tells the corniest jokes
The kind told by old folks
Lily's a pretty Hee-Haw Hillbilly
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
loneliness,
A little house on the prairie
Was home to a virgin fairy
She lived with an elf
Who played with himself
All the way from Tipperary
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
giggle,
Okay back to the funnies I promise to go
A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so
We all need laughter
And joy to the rafters
To help us get through this dog and pony show
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
passion,
A limerick obsession is my ball and chain
My body's all aching and racked with pain
Can quit anytime
So I mustn't whine
I'll be singing and laughing and be normal again
Poem Details | by
Alex Klugman |
Categories:
irony,
Once upon, In the States, as you know,
Lived the politic, named - Sleepy Joe.
It was hard to detect
In his speech intellect
Because Joe was extremely slow
Poem Details | by
Alex Klugman |
Categories:
body, motivation,
One man with a poor eye vision,
Decided to undergo circumcision.
But he perform it himself
And, of course, not too well,
From the start it was amiss decision
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, animal,
Reincarnation is for me sublime.
I’ll be a hippopotamus next time.
They do not eat ants
They devour plants
African River is where I will dine.
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