Limerick Poems About Zebra | Zebra Limerick Poems
Written by Gail Debole
Categories: animals, funny,

Hotter Than Heck

Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012


In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
     It's a pain 'round his neck
     When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"


Written by Andrew Crisci
Categories: poetry, words,

The Funniest Typo

A poet who was very late for a contest,
submitted a long poem on line, but
misspelled Zareba for Zebra!
Darn it, he was thinking of wild Africa!
Didn't it cost him points and a pain in the chest?



Written by Jimmy Anderson
Categories: animals, music, song-lyric

Zebra Star

There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
    His voice was the rage
    When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!


For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Rolling On the Savannah

Here's a puzzle, what's black, red, black, red, black, red? This one's a challenge, is it several pieces of jam and toasted bread? No points did you earn 'Twas a zebra with a sunburn Rolling on the savannah, trying to get relief before bed!


Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Snow Sculpture, Stripey Surprise


A zebra, named Zeb, stripey and bold,
Tried to join a snow-sculpting mold.
His stripes caused a fuss,
"Too much visual plus!"
The judges cried, "Your art's uncontrolled!"

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