Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
animals, funny,
Hotter Than Heck
Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012
In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
It's a pain 'round his neck
When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
poetry, words,
The Funniest Typo
A poet who was very late for a contest,
submitted a long poem on line, but
misspelled Zareba for Zebra!
Darn it, he was thinking of wild Africa!
Didn't it cost him points and a pain in the chest?
Written by
Jimmy Anderson
Categories:
animals, music, song-lyric
Zebra Star
There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
His voice was the rage
When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!
For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Rolling On the Savannah
Here's a puzzle, what's black, red, black, red, black, red?
This one's a challenge, is it several pieces of jam and toasted bread?
No points did you earn
'Twas a zebra with a sunburn
Rolling on the savannah, trying to get relief before bed!
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
animal, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Snow Sculpture, Stripey Surprise
A zebra, named Zeb, stripey and bold,
Tried to join a snow-sculpting mold.
His stripes caused a fuss,
"Too much visual plus!"
The judges cried, "Your art's uncontrolled!"
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