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Limerick Poems About Wrestling
Written by
Sylvia Coulstock
Categories:
sports
A Struggle To Behave
I'm just not an athletic go-getter.
Won't catch me in a teams scarf or sweater.
But what I watch on TV,
That always does it for me,
Wrestling- and the dirtier the better!!!
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Seeing Double
The other night at the county fair
I got drunk and tried wrestling a bear,
he twisted me in a knot
I heard loud snapping a lot...
now my glasses are used as footwear!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
pain,
Wrestling a Buffalo
Seems my age is finally starting to show
More shaky recently since wrestling that buffalo
Wifey reminded me
You're nearing eighty-three
As bones stuck out somewhere below
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
old, sports,
Ex-Wrestling Champ
Boulder shoulders,
bursting biceps,
terrifying to see,
a menacing mountain
of a muscle-man
he used to be.
Now, bedridden,
he wilts away his days
till the end arrives.
This nursing home's
locked doors hide
closing and closed lives.
Written by
Mark Elam
Categories:
food, fun,
Truffles
It really was quite a kerfuffle
And a series of violent scuffles
I kept wrestling a pig
But he grew much too big
So instead we went searching for truffles
Written by
Jesse Rowe
Categories:
truth,
Any Meme of the State
Wrestling gators by hand
Or failing some ill- conceived plan
If it's done stupidly
I can about guarantee
It was done by a "Florida man".
7.26.19
Written by
Kai Michael Neumann
Categories:
love,
Exposed
Jane set out for an intimate night
Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight
Naked with horny tattoo
She overcame a taboo
Innocence lost in dirty delight
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Race Beginning Than Winning
Always knee from very beginning,
Each race run I would be winning;
Grades be better;
Wear letter sweater;
Wrestling, my opponent pinning.
Jim Horn