Limerick Poems About Wrestling | Wrestling Limerick Poems
Written by Sylvia Coulstock
Categories: sports

A Struggle To Behave

I'm just not an athletic go-getter.
Won't catch me in a teams scarf or sweater.
But what I watch on TV, 
That always does it for me,
Wrestling- and the dirtier the better!!!


Written by George Aul
Categories: humor,

Seeing Double

The other night at the county fair
I got drunk and tried wrestling a bear,
he twisted me in a knot
I heard loud snapping a lot...
now my glasses are used as footwear!



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: pain,

Wrestling a Buffalo

Seems my age is finally starting to show More shaky recently since wrestling that buffalo Wifey reminded me You're nearing eighty-three As bones stuck out somewhere below


Written by Romeo Naces
Categories: old, sports,

Ex-Wrestling Champ

Boulder shoulders, 
bursting biceps,
terrifying to see,

    a menacing mountain 
    of a muscle-man
    he used to be.


Now, bedridden,
he wilts away his days
till the end arrives.

    This nursing home's 
    locked doors hide 
    closing and closed lives.


Written by Mark Elam
Categories: food, fun,

Truffles

It really was quite a kerfuffle
And a series of violent scuffles 
I kept wrestling a pig
But he grew much too big
So instead we went searching for truffles



Written by Jesse Rowe
Categories: truth,

Any Meme of the State

Wrestling gators by hand
Or failing some ill- conceived plan
If it's done stupidly 
I can about guarantee
It was done by a "Florida man".

7.26.19


Written by Kai Michael Neumann
Categories: love,

Exposed

Jane set out for an intimate night

Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight

Naked with horny tattoo

She overcame a taboo

Innocence lost in dirty delight


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Race Beginning Than Winning

Always knee from very beginning,       
Each race run I would be winning;
Grades be better;
Wear letter sweater;
Wrestling, my opponent pinning.

Jim Horn