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Limerick Poems About Wrestling
Poem Details | by
SYLVIA Coulstock |
Categories:
sports
I'm just not an athletic go-getter.
Won't catch me in a teams scarf or sweater.
But what I watch on TV,
That always does it for me,
Wrestling- and the dirtier the better!!!
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
The other night at the county fair
I got drunk and tried wrestling a bear,
he twisted me in a knot
I heard loud snapping a lot...
now my glasses are used as footwear!
Poem Details | by
romeo naces |
Categories:
old, sports,
Boulder shoulders,
bursting biceps,
terrifying to see,
a menacing mountain
of a muscle-man
he used to be.
Now, bedridden,
he wilts away his days
till the end arrives.
This nursing home's
locked doors hide
closing and closed lives.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
pain,
Seems my age is finally starting to show
More shaky recently since wrestling that buffalo
Wifey reminded me
You're nearing eighty-three
As bones stuck out somewhere below
Poem Details | by
Mark Elam |
Categories:
food, fun,
It really was quite a kerfuffle
And a series of violent scuffles
I kept wrestling a pig
But he grew much too big
So instead we went searching for truffles
Poem Details | by
Kai Michael Neumann |
Categories:
love,
Jane set out for an intimate night
Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight
Naked with horny tattoo
She overcame a taboo
Innocence lost in dirty delight
Poem Details | by
Jesse Rowe |
Categories:
truth,
Wrestling gators by hand
Or failing some ill- conceived plan
If it's done stupidly
I can about guarantee
It was done by a "Florida man".
7.26.19
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Always knee from very beginning,
Each race run I would be winning;
Grades be better;
Wear letter sweater;
Wrestling, my opponent pinning.
Jim Horn