I'm just not an athletic go-getter.
Won't catch me in a teams scarf or sweater.
But what I watch on TV,
That always does it for me,
Wrestling- and the dirtier the better!!!
The other night at the county fair
I got drunk and tried wrestling a bear,
he twisted me in a knot
I heard loud snapping a lot...
now my glasses are used as footwear!
Seems my age is finally starting to show
More shaky recently since wrestling that buffalo
Wifey reminded me
You're nearing eighty-three
As bones stuck out somewhere below
terrifying to see,
a menacing mountain
of a muscle-man
he used to be.
he wilts away his days
till the end arrives.
This nursing home's
locked doors hide
closing and closed lives.
It really was quite a kerfuffle
And a series of violent scuffles
I kept wrestling a pig
But he grew much too big
So instead we went searching for truffles
Jane set out for an intimate night
Shed her clothes in a mud wrestling fight
Naked with horny tattoo
She overcame a taboo
Innocence lost in dirty delight
Wrestling gators by hand
Or failing some ill- conceived plan
If it's done stupidly
I can about guarantee
It was done by a "Florida man".
Always knee from very beginning,
Each race run I would be winning;
Grades be better;
Wear letter sweater;
Wrestling, my opponent pinning.