Limerick Poems About Worm | Worm Limerick Poems
Written by Vince Suzadail Jr.
Categories: funny

Herm

I once knew a fisherman named Herm
On the use of bait, he stood firm
Give me some corn he said
Or a piece of old bread
Because I just couldn't hurt a poor worm.


Written by Jane Bowen
Categories: happiness, imagination, life, social, song-uplifting,

Silly Willy

Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm

A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy

Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy

Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~



Written by Patricia Sawyer
Categories: animals, childhood, children, funny,

A Hungry Bird

Oh there once was a bird in the sky
Till he said " I am Hungry Oh MY!"
He hopped on the ground 
Till a fat worm was found
Then he swallowed it up with a sigh.


Written by Bobby May
Categories: fishing,

A Fish Tale

I once saw a fish on a hook,
traveling up and down a brook
with a tasty worm inside
wiggling once then died
looking back with, a dirty look


Written by Neill Mockett
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Blackbird Fred

There is one in the garden soon fed
He is always the first from his bed
Haven’t you heard ?
It’s the early bird
Catches the worm - Blackbird Fred



Written by Jan Allison
Categories: food, humorous,

I'M No Longer Feeling Fruity

My apple contained half a worm This really made my tummy churn I’d devoured one half It sure made me barf In future an apple I’ll spurn FICTIONAL WRITE 03/09/21


Written by Craig Munn
Categories: animal,

The Turtle

I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout.


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous,

Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem

An Irishman with a small willy Was hoping for nookie with Milly Said, "I'll still make you squirm with my tiny lil worm" But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bird, children, environment, flying, food, happiness, health,

The Bluebird of Happiness

"I can't wriggle out of this bed"
A worm's rear complained to its head
A bluebird dropped by
Took worm for a fly
Happiness is nestlings well fed


Written by James Horn
Categories: appreciation, nature,

Salmon and Big Storm

Salmon and Big Storm

Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.

Jim Horn


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: spring,

Optimistic

Only four more months then spring will return Pshaw! No problem, got patience to burn A minor detail Winter's impaled Damn frigid stuff makes me squirm like a worm


Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: anxiety, conflict, fishing, insect,

Fisherman and Worm Gon Fishin

FISHERMAN & Worm  Gon Fishin

A Fisherman comes 
Reached on the ground
Picks up Itchy-Bitzy worm
That's texting on his phone
Open mouth Catfish sayin yummy
Go on Fisherman drop him

10/6/18 


Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, passion, sun,

Pachyderm On the Hot Sand

There once was a light-skinned pachyderm
Who had a thing for a lowly worm
   Sun-bathing on the hot sand
   Elephant got quite a tan
Poor worm earned him a wiggly sunburn


Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: evil, fantasy, funny, halloween, humor, scary, silly,

As the Worm Turns

There once was vampire named Vlad.
His life was obscurely sad.
He ate a worm,
The tide did turn.
Now Vlad is famously bad.





written 9/06/2020


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humorous,

Gourmet Grasshopper

A follow-up to Beryl Edmonds
"A Flying Romance" 02/11/24 


Gourmet Grasshopper After the spider made lunch of the fly A curious grasshopper leapt on by He told the fly with gusto I really now must go to dine on my worm and centipede pie!


Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: analogy, appreciation, engagement, funny,

The Blue Apple Not True Not 4 U-Cd

Tho! there's the apple blue
Thine favorite color hue
There's a worm in it 
Eating of it makes you sick
Royalty is true, but this apple was not for youGod's got something 
A better a big ole cold watermelon

6/5/22
Written by James Edward Lee Sr2022©


Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

Our Choices

One candidate will rave, lie, cheat and molest The second seems ready to be a hospice guest But we have a third choice With a strong forthright voice Half his mind is brilliant, but a worm ate the rest!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Smelly Bird Farts

What's transparent and smells like a worm? Obviously, it's a bird fart that lasts long term That was a tough one Cat got your tongue? Life gets tedious and we act with much concern


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: hilarious,

As the Stomach Turns

The early bird catches the worm It's welcome to it in no uncertain terms This is not a treat It's really gross to eat Even with ice cream as the stomach turns


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Tongue Was Talking

Tongue Was Talking

Tongue was talking about a consulting firm,
Seeming to be sick spreading like a germ
How hard did try,
But overcome by;
Lies he told made him worm and squirm.

Jim Horn


Written by Wormy Squirm
Categories: black love,

A Man Named Worm

There once was a young man from the ground.
He said, "See the lovely horehound!"
It was rather much,
But not very clutch,
He couldn't say no to the homebound.


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Worm Which Would Wiggle and Squirm

Some Worm Who Would Wiggle 

Remember when there was a worm,
Who would wiggle when it did squirm;
On path appeared,
As twilight neared;
Afraid and onto branch he held firm.

Jim Horn


For Poetry Revisited's picture of a path.