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Written by Vince Suzadail Jr.
Categories: funny

Herm

I once knew a fisherman named Herm
On the use of bait, he stood firm
Give me some corn he said
Or a piece of old bread
Because I just couldn't hurt a poor worm.

Written by Jane Bowen
Categories: happiness, imagination, life, social, song-uplifting,

Silly Willy

Silly Willy with a worm
Had a pocket that would squirm

A Silly Willy was this boy
His pocket worm brought him joy

Don't mistake him for a toy
He is handsome and so coy

Silly Willy's naughty worm
Growing bigger makes girls squirm~

Written by Patricia Sawyer
Categories: animals, childhood, children, funny,

A Hungry Bird

Oh there once was a bird in the sky
Till he said " I am Hungry Oh MY!"
He hopped on the ground 
Till a fat worm was found
Then he swallowed it up with a sigh.

Written by Bobby May
Categories: fishing,

A Fish Tale

I once saw a fish on a hook,
traveling up and down a brook
with a tasty worm inside
wiggling once then died
looking back with, a dirty look

Written by Neill Mockett
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Blackbird Fred

There is one in the garden soon fed
He is always the first from his bed
Haven’t you heard ?
It’s the early bird
Catches the worm - Blackbird Fred

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: food, humorous,

I'M No Longer Feeling Fruity

My apple contained half a worm
This really made my tummy churn
I’d devoured one half
It sure made me barf
In future an apple I’ll spurn

FICTIONAL WRITE

03/09/21

Written by Craig Munn
Categories: animal,

The Turtle

I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous,

Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poem

An Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bird, children, environment, flying, food, happiness, health,

The Bluebird of Happiness

"I can't wriggle out of this bed"
A worm's rear complained to its head
A bluebird dropped by
Took worm for a fly
Happiness is nestlings well fed

Written by James Horn
Categories: appreciation, nature,

Salmon and Big Storm

Salmon and Big Storm

Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.

Jim Horn

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: spring,

Optimistic

Only four more months then spring will return
Pshaw! No problem, got patience to burn
A minor detail
Winter's impaled
Damn frigid stuff makes me squirm like a worm

Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: anxiety, conflict, fishing, insect,

Fisherman and Worm Gon Fishin

FISHERMAN & Worm  Gon Fishin

A Fisherman comes 
Reached on the ground
Picks up Itchy-Bitzy worm
That's texting on his phone
Open mouth Catfish sayin yummy
Go on Fisherman drop him

10/6/18 


Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, passion, sun,

Pachyderm On the Hot Sand

There once was a light-skinned pachyderm
Who had a thing for a lowly worm
   Sun-bathing on the hot sand
   Elephant got quite a tan
Poor worm earned him a wiggly sunburn

Written by Linda Alice Fowler
Categories: evil, fantasy, funny, halloween, humor, scary, silly,

As the Worm Turns

There once was vampire named Vlad.
His life was obscurely sad.
He ate a worm,
The tide did turn.
Now Vlad is famously bad.





written 9/06/2020

Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humorous,

Gourmet Grasshopper

A follow-up to Beryl Edmonds
"A Flying Romance" 02/11/24 


Gourmet Grasshopper

After the spider made lunch of the fly
A curious grasshopper leapt on by
He told the fly with gusto
I really now must go
to dine on my worm and centipede pie!

Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: analogy, appreciation, engagement, funny,

The Blue Apple Not True Not 4 U-Cd

Tho! there's the apple blue
Thine favorite color hue
There's a worm in it 
Eating of it makes you sick
Royalty is true, but this apple was not for youGod's got something 
A better a big ole cold watermelon

6/5/22
Written by James Edward Lee Sr2022©

Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

Our Choices

One candidate will rave, lie, cheat and molest
The second seems ready to be a hospice guest
But we have a third choice
With a strong forthright voice
Half his mind is brilliant, but a worm ate the rest!

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Smelly Bird Farts

What's transparent and smells like a worm?
Obviously, it's a bird fart that lasts long term
That was a tough one
Cat got your tongue?
Life gets tedious and we act with much concern

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: hilarious,

As the Stomach Turns

The early bird catches the worm
It's welcome to it in no uncertain terms
This is not a treat
It's really gross to eat
Even with ice cream as the stomach turns

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Tongue Was Talking

Tongue Was Talking

Tongue was talking about a consulting firm,
Seeming to be sick spreading like a germ
How hard did try,
But overcome by;
Lies he told made him worm and squirm.

Jim Horn

Written by Wormy Squirm
Categories: black love,

A Man Named Worm

There once was a young man from the ground.
He said, "See the lovely horehound!"
It was rather much,
But not very clutch,
He couldn't say no to the homebound.