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Limerick Poems About Woodpecker
Poem Details | by
Theresa CW |
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Woody Wood-Pecker
Does anybody remember the cartoon Wood Wood-Pecker?
Always used to laugh, do, play and sing to say so what the hecker
The show sure did last
He surely did fast
And did you know he’d really never and pick at your pecker.
Written: 1/30/15
Theresa Marie
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
humor,
Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt
By
Tom Wright
There was a man, who had two wooden legs,
Who was attacked one day gathering eggs.
The woodpecker thought,
It was the tree he sought,
Until he’d whittled both his legs into pegs.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
A cute little pecker this birdie of mine
Pecking away losing all sense of time
It's of a birdie I speak
Not Mr, Happy so chic
A woodpecker pecking away as the world is in rhyme
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun, , cute,
A cute little pecker this birdie of mine
Pecking away losing all sense of time
Of a birdie I speak
Not MrHappy so chic
A woodpecker pecking away as the world is in rhyme
Poem Details | by
lim'rik flats |
Categories:
humor,
There once was a bold picidae*
Who pounded his beak just for play
on a double-decker
bus, now his pecker
resembles a flawed fricassee
(*picidae - woodpecker)
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
bird, games, proposal, sound,
I called out to a noisy woodpecker
You're surely my number one house-wrecker
Come down from that tree
And please visit me
Stop tapping ~ I'll teach you to play checkers
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
bird, silly, word play,
Here's a story you might not have heard
About a puppet that owns his own bird
This is quite the brain wrecker
Pinocchio has a woodpecker
To me that just seems too obsurd!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
word play,
A woodpecker just loves to tap
The moment they go for a nap
The wife laughs, "Tee hee!
You're not fooling me!
I know its another bum rap!"
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Used to be a woodworker, had all the tools
Built furniture, and a large deck around our pool
Enjoyed it a big bunch
Often missed lunch
That's woodworker not woodpecker that's uncool
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 8
A musical young green woodpecker,
Loved the music of old Desmond Decker,
He would sing every song,
But the words he got wrong,
So his friends called him 'Desmond the Wrecker'!
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
You think you have problems? Romulus said.
A woodpecker made sure we were well-bred.
A she-wolf too
Ask Remus, you…
Forgetting he had struck his brother dead.