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Limerick Poems About Woodpecker
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Woody Woodpecker
Woody Wood-Pecker
Does anybody remember the cartoon Wood Wood-Pecker?
Always used to laugh, do, play and sing to say so what the hecker
The show sure did last
He surely did fast
And did you know he’d really never and pick at your pecker.
Written: 1/30/15
Theresa Marie
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
humor,
Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt
Ddddddddddddddt, Dddddddddddddt
By
Tom Wright
There was a man, who had two wooden legs,
Who was attacked one day gathering eggs.
The woodpecker thought,
It was the tree he sought,
Until he’d whittled both his legs into pegs.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
A Cute Little Pecker
A cute little pecker this birdie of mine
Pecking away losing all sense of time
It's of a birdie I speak
Not Mr, Happy so chic
A woodpecker pecking away as the world is in rhyme
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, games, proposal, sound,
Number One House-Wrecker
I called out to a noisy woodpecker
You're surely my number one house-wrecker
Come down from that tree
And please visit me
Stop tapping ~ I'll teach you to play checkers
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun, , cute,
A Cute Little Pecker
A cute little pecker this birdie of mine
Pecking away losing all sense of time
Of a birdie I speak
Not MrHappy so chic
A woodpecker pecking away as the world is in rhyme
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
humor,
Whoops
There once was a bold picidae*
Who pounded his beak just for play
on a double-decker
bus, now his pecker
resembles a flawed fricassee
(*picidae - woodpecker)
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
word play,
Woodpecker
A woodpecker just loves to tap
The moment they go for a nap
The wife laughs, "Tee hee!
You're not fooling me!
I know its another bum rap!"
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
bird, silly, word play,
A Puppets Pet
Here's a story you might not have heard
About a puppet that owns his own bird
This is quite the brain wrecker
Pinocchio has a woodpecker
To me that just seems too obsurd!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Woodpecker
Used to be a woodworker, had all the tools
Built furniture, and a large deck around our pool
Enjoyed it a big bunch
Often missed lunch
That's woodworker not woodpecker that's uncool
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 8
Wildlife 8
A musical young green woodpecker,
Loved the music of old Desmond Decker,
He would sing every song,
But the words he got wrong,
So his friends called him 'Desmond the Wrecker'!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Romulus Has Forgotten
You think you have problems? Romulus said.
A woodpecker made sure we were well-bred.
A she-wolf too
Ask Remus, you…
Forgetting he had struck his brother dead.