Limerick Poems About Wolf | Wolf Limerick Poems
Written by Tom Cunningham
Categories: humor,

The Last Straw For Gershon Wolf

Dedicated to a fine poet on soup Gershon Wolf.





In an old cowboy town in Wichita Staying alive meant being quick on the draw The Straws and Jones shoot out Was bloody without doubt All killed except one he was' The Last Straw'.
Written 18th July 2019.


Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: evil,

Lucifer and Hitler

Herr Wolf is now wearing a hellava frown. Denied Heaven‘s entrance, he had to go down, but was thrown from Hell too, because LUCIFER knew that HITLER could capture the devil‘s own crown. For the L and H Limerick Contest of Catie Lindsey



Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: kiss, sexy,

Kissing Lips

Buddy began to call his girl 'Hot Lips'
The day she started to swivel her hips --
   He let out a wolf whistle
   She French-licked his stiff thistle --
Then lasciviously kissed velvet whips


        December 13, 2019
   Kissing Contest Poetry Contest
        Sponsor: Bobby May


Written by Running Wolves
Categories: friend, friendship, fun, humorous, tribute,

For Jean

There once was a poetic Dame.
with a talent worthy of fame.
but who could have seen.
till, wolf hit the scene.
her pen would burst into flame....


Written by M. L. Kiser
Categories: animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, nature,

The Wolf

One day a wolf sat, Awaiting a tasty cat. Then he spotted a beaver; His teeth, they cleaved her; He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!



Written by M. L. Kiser
Categories: animal, dog, food, fun, funny, nature,

The Wolf

One day, a wolf sat, By a babbling brook, Awaiting a tasty snack. He spotted a beaver, His teeth, they cleaved her Then by hungry bear, he was attacked; Now he’s in Heaven without his pack.


Written by Valsa George
Categories: cheer up, dedication, friend,

Gershon Wolf

 
Our genial Jewish friend, Gershon Pursues poetry for a diversion For Russia, he has much disdain A wolf defending Ukraine His poems are marked by precision
March14.2022 Paean on Poets Poetry Contest Sponsor- Margarita Lillico


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: animal, light, moon, nature, romance, silly, women,

Lobo and Luna Ticks

The moon shines down on a dune
Where a wolf has started to croon
For a female fights
To turn out the lights
Which are known to wrinkle a prune!


Written by John Lawless
Categories: tribute,

The Wolf of Gershon Howls

Though his tone is quite gregarious
And his intent softly nefarious
He is ever so meek
His tongue in his cheek
His double entendre hilarious 


Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: allegory, character, halloween,

Drac, Wolf, Frank, and Claude

Drac, Wolf, Frank, and Claude

Bela to Lon, doubtless psychosis,
Karloff insert he needs hypnosis,
those three murmured on,
awe night till scared dawn,
Rain unseen flights for diagnosis.

2020 October 09


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade,

Ocelot At Twelve

There is an ocelot at twelve o’clock
I did not bother to get out my Glock.
Was eaten fast
All but my cast
Thanks to the lying wolf-crier on the block


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: children, political,

Liar Liar

Integrity is on the skids
When Trump berates us for his fibs
We think he should pay
By reading each day
Peter and The Wolf to school kids!


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Am Never Buying

Hard To Be Buying

It is very certain with out any denying,
What Politicians said hard to be buying;
Mouths open wide,
Many times lied;
Wolf is favorite thing they are crying.

Jim Horn


Written by Selena Jackson
Categories: animal, humor, poems, poetry, silly, spiritual,

Wolf

There was a young wolf from Japan.
Who got hit by a pan.
Who wanted to jump.
She got caught by a tree and fell down with a bump.
I think she needs to wear a protective hat   


Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: animal, death,

Just Three Men-Its Ago

Hot Shot Susie, had once shot a SNAKE,
Then shot a WOLF HOUND, oven did bake,
One catch she snatched, just won't go,
Tried have it shoved, still was no,
Sly RAT, git, you owe me your LIFE JAKE!


Written by Pat Adams
Categories: humorous, poetry,

Harry Is Rejected

His classmates fled, and rejected his embrace
So Harry ran to his mommy, at a fast pace
"They called me a wolf!" he cried
"That's just silly," she replied,
"It's time for dinner, so go comb your face"


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Romulus Has Forgotten

You think you have problems? Romulus said.
A woodpecker made sure we were well-bred.
A she-wolf too
Ask Remus, you…
Forgetting he had struck his brother dead.


Written by Karen Jones
Categories: america, corruption, for him, poetry, political,

Callgirl’s Trump Card

There once was a small hand
Upon a big blow hearted man 
Wasn’t for divorce that he went to court
But for a call girls wealthy plan

He cries wolf that he is a victim
So karma continues to stick him
Can’t make this stuff up he’s merde out of luck
But so big no jail will fit him