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Written by Hilo Poet
Categories: 12th grade,

The Catch of the Year

The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.


Date: 08/27/2019

Written by Sean Kelly
Categories: funny

The Mermaids Ball .

The  mermaids  ball  music  still  lingers

Swordfish  Fred  and his shoal  of  sweet singers

Had  a  whale  of  a  time

On  the octopus  slime

Caressed  by  their  salty  fish-fingers

Written by Deirdre Omaidin
Categories: natural disasters

Fish Tail

A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep






for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition

Written by Christi Kopp
Categories: animals, funny

Whale Watching

Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale

Written by Brooke Clark
Categories: sea

Wayne the Whale

There once was a whale named Wayne the Whale,
In his fin there was a rusty nail,
Then he met the crab named George,
Who got the nail out of it's gorge,
Wayne the Whale left with a flip of his tail.

Written by David Fisher
Categories: food, humorous,

Blimp's Diet

There’s a plump man they call The Blimp
Who recently started to limp
Though each day without fail
He’d eat a whole whale
So I proposed that he switch to shrimp

Written by Duke Beaufort
Categories: abuse, betrayal, bullying, crazy, hate, horror, mental illness,

Life With Trump Xiv

Tarzan could yodel with a beat
A whale can sing melodies sweet
But Donald is mean
His mouthpiece the machine 
That disseminates hate with a tweet

Written by Reay Mackay
Categories: adventure,

Gehry and the Whale

with an architect known as Gehry
his titanium sails were so scary
if viewed by a whale
that would likely entail
a blow then a massive Hail Mary.

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: gender, humanity, lust, political, relationship,

Lust

Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: beach, bullying, fish, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,

little surfer

once a surfer named ava

annoyed fish with each wava

a whale came around

and knocked her aground

a lesson in behava.

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: fish, lust, myth, ocean, relationship, sea, sexy,

A Mermaid's Tail

Davy Jones was clearly immoral
When he ruled all sex must be oral
But one mermaid's tail
Excited a whale
And his fluke just shattered the coral!

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: inspirational,

Blue Whale Farts

Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source 
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

Written by Curtis Moorman
Categories: death, fish, sick,

In the Belly of a Whale

IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE

There was a young man named Jonah
Who thought that he was a goner
But he lived to tell
How a huge grey whale
Had certainly pulled a boner

1 August 2018
For the contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire

Ring size - 10
Favorite Color - Aquamarine

Written by Abosede Ogundare
Categories: animal,

If

If a fresh fish I can possibly bake 
I will make it as sweet as a cake
some for you while we sail 
on water free of whale 
don't worry, alot of it I will make!

Written by Jerry T Curtis
Categories: food, humor,

Meat Pete the Pirate

I once knew a pirate named Pete
There's nothing that he wouldn't eat
He once swallowed a whale
But then choked on the tail
And now he himself is dead meat

Written by Amy Green
Categories: funny

Jealous Ship

Ahoy! A seafarer's tale
About a massive ship, not a whale,
   She was always sound
   Never ran aground
Jealous of that whale, she had screws, not tail

AGreen

Written by Jack Horne
Categories: fishing,

Tale of a Tail

My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.

written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest

Written by Connie Pachecho
Categories: drink, humor, longing, lust,

His Straw Sank To the Bottom

His straw sank to the bottom


Hey babe you need a straw to stir your drinks
Beautiful pickup line hon, what do you thinks
I think your blue calm ocean
Needs some whirling motion
I see a whale curing your blues as it sinks

connie pachecho

1/10/17

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Between Rock and a Hard Place

Between Rock and A Hard Place

Johan you want to avoid and duck,
Who had been bringer of bad luck;
Whale of a deal,
And real steel;
Between rock and hard place are stuck.

Jim Horn

Am interested in starting A "Jonah With Whale"
Poetry series.

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Whale Farts

Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fish, sick, silly,

Ocean Breeze

There once was a blue whale who had the flu
He went to the doc and asked what to do --
   Doc replied, "Just don't sneeze
   You'll create such a breeze --
My stethoscope won't detect your achoo."

Written by Tim Riding
Categories: art, funny,

Arty Stuff No 6

Arty stuff No 6

That renaissance-ish artist Raphael,
Was sketching while sat in a gale,
A gust took his pad
Which made him quite sad,
As his subject was Jonahs'  great whale!

Written by Jesse Rowe
Categories: sea,

Aboard the Pequod

I would tell you a sea-farer's sad tale
About a captain who chased a white whale
To the depths he condemned
All but one of his men
And alas for my name isn't Ishmael

8.2.18
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Contest: Sea Tales Limericks

Gift for Lady (purple)