Limerick Poems About Whale | Whale Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Hilo Poet |
Categories: 12th grade,

THE CATCH OF THE YEAR



The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.


Date: 08/27/2019

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Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny

The Mermaids Ball .

The  mermaids  ball  music  still  lingers

Swordfish  Fred  and his shoal  of  sweet singers

Had  a  whale  of  a  time

On  the octopus  slime

Caressed  by  their  salty  fish-fingers




Poem Details | by Deirdre Omaidin |
Categories: natural disasters

Fish Tail

A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep






for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition


Poem Details | by Christi Kopp |
Categories: animals, funny

Whale Watching

Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale



Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: food, humorous,

Blimp's Diet

There’s a plump man they call The Blimp
Who recently started to limp
Though each day without fail
He’d eat a whole whale
So I proposed that he switch to shrimp


Poem Details | by Brooke Clark |
Categories: sea

Wayne the Whale

There once was a whale named Wayne the Whale,
In his fin there was a rusty nail,
Then he met the crab named George,
Who got the nail out of it's gorge,
Wayne the Whale left with a flip of his tail.


Poem Details | by reay mackay |
Categories: adventure,

Gehry and the Whale

with an architect known as Gehry
his titanium sails were so scary
if viewed by a whale
that would likely entail
a blow then a massive Hail Mary.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, betrayal, bullying, crazy, hate, horror, mental illness,

life with Trump XIV

Tarzan could yodel with a beat
A whale can sing melodies sweet
But Donald is mean
His mouthpiece the machine 
That disseminates hate with a tweet


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, bullying, fish, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,

Little Surfer

There once was a surfer named Ava
Who liked to annoy fish with each wava.
Till a whale came around
And it knocked her aground,
A lesson in how to behava.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: fish, lust, myth, ocean, relationship, sea, sexy,

A Mermaid's Tail

Davy Jones was clearly immoral
When he ruled all sex must be oral
But one mermaid's tail
Excited a whale
And his fluke just shattered the coral!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspirational,

Blue Whale Farts



Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe a smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts


Poem Details | by Amy Green |
Categories: funny

Jealous ship

Ahoy! A seafarer's tale
About a massive ship, not a whale,
   She was always sound
   Never ran aground
Jealous of that whale, she had screws, not tail

AGreen


Poem Details | by Abosede Ogundare |
Categories: animal,

IF

If a fresh fish I can possibly bake 
I will make it as sweet as a cake
some for you while we sail 
on water free of whale 
don't worry, alot of it I will make!


Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: death, fish, sick,

In The Belly Of A Whale

IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE

There was a young man named Jonah
Who thought that he was a goner
But he lived to tell
How a huge grey whale
Had certainly pulled a boner

1 August 2018
For the contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire

Ring size - 10
Favorite Color - Aquamarine


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: drink, humor, longing, lust,

His straw sank to the bottom

His straw sank to the bottom


Hey babe you need a straw to stir your drinks
Beautiful pickup line hon, what do you thinks
I think your blue calm ocean
Needs some whirling motion
I see a whale curing your blues as it sinks

connie pachecho

1/10/17


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Between Rock and A Hard Place

Between Rock and A Hard Place

Johan you want to avoid and duck,
Who had been bringer of bad luck;
Whale of a deal,
And real steel;
Between rock and hard place are stuck.

Jim Horn

Am interested in starting A "Jonah With Whale"
Poetry series.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: gender, humanity, lust, political, relationship,

Lust

Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email


Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: food, humor,

Meat Pete the Pirate

I once knew a pirate named Pete
There's nothing that he wouldn't eat
He once swallowed a whale
But then choked on the tail
And now he himself is dead meat


Poem Details | by Jesse Rowe |
Categories: sea,

Aboard the Pequod

I would tell you a sea-farer's sad tale
About a captain who chased a white whale
To the depths he condemned
All but one of his men
And alas for my name isn't Ishmael

8.2.18
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Contest: Sea Tales Limericks

Gift for Lady (purple)


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: fish, sick, silly,

Ocean Breeze

There once was a blue whale who had the flu
He went to the doc and asked what to do --
   Doc replied, "Just don't sneeze
   You'll create such a breeze --
My stethoscope won't detect your achoo."


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

When Jonah Awoke

When Jonah Awoke

Before going to sleep his feet he did soak;
Then Jonah decided he would tell a joke;
Could hardly believe,
Dream would receive;
Was swallowed by a whale when he awoke.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: fishing,

Tale of a Tail

My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.

written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest


Poem Details | by Tim Riding |
Categories: art, funny,

Arty stuff No 6

Arty stuff No 6

That renaissance-ish artist Raphael,
Was sketching while sat in a gale,
A gust took his pad
Which made him quite sad,
As his subject was Jonahs'  great whale!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Drowned when Tide Was Turned

Trump Drowned when Tide Was Turned

Trump in wrong direction turned the tide,
And did drown in ocean  which was wide;
His head was hollow;
Whale would swallow;
No one cried so tears were never dried.

Jim Horn

Trump is definitely a Jonner
Jonah would even be upset
by him.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

No New Water



There's no new water on earth it's all been recycled That thought just came to me in a flash, my mind did spiral It's mind-blowing It's thought-provoking Makes me think about all the whale poop quite vile