Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
12th grade,
The bigger the hole, the bigger the fish,
The better the hope, the better the wish,
That's not a fish, that's a whale,
Much too big a fish to scale,
But one thing for sure, get a bigger dish.
Date: 08/27/2019
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Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny
The mermaids ball music still lingers
Swordfish Fred and his shoal of sweet singers
Had a whale of a time
On the octopus slime
Caressed by their salty fish-fingers
Poem Details | by
Deirdre Omaidin |
Categories:
natural disasters
A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep
for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition
Poem Details | by
Christi Kopp |
Categories:
animals, funny
Tripped over sand packed in a pail
Watching ocean ships set sail
Fell and hurt my pride
Not believing what I spied
Top hat and coat being worn by a whale
Poem Details | by
Brooke Clark |
Categories:
sea
There once was a whale named Wayne the Whale,
In his fin there was a rusty nail,
Then he met the crab named George,
Who got the nail out of it's gorge,
Wayne the Whale left with a flip of his tail.
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
food, humorous,
There’s a plump man they call The Blimp
Who recently started to limp
Though each day without fail
He’d eat a whole whale
So I proposed that he switch to shrimp
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
abuse, betrayal, bullying, crazy, hate, horror, mental illness,
Tarzan could yodel with a beat
A whale can sing melodies sweet
But Donald is mean
His mouthpiece the machine
That disseminates hate with a tweet
Poem Details | by
Reay Mackay |
Categories:
adventure,
with an architect known as Gehry
his titanium sails were so scary
if viewed by a whale
that would likely entail
a blow then a massive Hail Mary.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
beach, bullying, fish, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,
once a surfer named ava
annoyed fish with each wava
a whale came around
and knocked her aground
a lesson in behava.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
fish, lust, myth, ocean, relationship, sea, sexy,
Davy Jones was clearly immoral
When he ruled all sex must be oral
But one mermaid's tail
Excited a whale
And his fluke just shattered the coral!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
gender, humanity, lust, political, relationship,
Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
inspirational,
Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Poem Details | by
Abosede Ogundare |
Categories:
animal,
If a fresh fish I can possibly bake
I will make it as sweet as a cake
some for you while we sail
on water free of whale
don't worry, alot of it I will make!
Poem Details | by
Curtis Moorman |
Categories:
death, fish, sick,
IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE
There was a young man named Jonah
Who thought that he was a goner
But he lived to tell
How a huge grey whale
Had certainly pulled a boner
1 August 2018
For the contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire
Ring size - 10
Favorite Color - Aquamarine
Poem Details | by
Amy Green |
Categories:
funny
Ahoy! A seafarer's tale
About a massive ship, not a whale,
She was always sound
Never ran aground
Jealous of that whale, she had screws, not tail
AGreen
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
fishing,
My craziest time under water
was diving with Godzilla's daughter -
she spotted a whale
and gnawed at its tail,
and ruined the snorkel I'd bought 'er.
written 26th July for Caren's Craziest Time Under contest
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
food, humor,
I once knew a pirate named Pete
There's nothing that he wouldn't eat
He once swallowed a whale
But then choked on the tail
And now he himself is dead meat
Poem Details | by
Connie Pachecho |
Categories:
drink, humor, longing, lust,
His straw sank to the bottom
Hey babe you need a straw to stir your drinks
Beautiful pickup line hon, what do you thinks
I think your blue calm ocean
Needs some whirling motion
I see a whale curing your blues as it sinks
connie pachecho
1/10/17
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Between Rock and A Hard Place
Johan you want to avoid and duck,
Who had been bringer of bad luck;
Whale of a deal,
And real steel;
Between rock and hard place are stuck.
Jim Horn
Am interested in starting A "Jonah With Whale"
Poetry series.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Poem Details | by
Jesse Rowe |
Categories:
sea,
I would tell you a sea-farer's sad tale
About a captain who chased a white whale
To the depths he condemned
All but one of his men
And alas for my name isn't Ishmael
8.2.18
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Contest: Sea Tales Limericks
Gift for Lady (purple)
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
fish, sick, silly,
There once was a blue whale who had the flu
He went to the doc and asked what to do --
Doc replied, "Just don't sneeze
You'll create such a breeze --
My stethoscope won't detect your achoo."
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
When Jonah Awoke
Before going to sleep his feet he did soak;
Then Jonah decided he would tell a joke;
Could hardly believe,
Dream would receive;
Was swallowed by a whale when he awoke.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
art, funny,
Arty stuff No 6
That renaissance-ish artist Raphael,
Was sketching while sat in a gale,
A gust took his pad
Which made him quite sad,
As his subject was Jonahs' great whale!
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
drink, fantasy, fish, funny, write,
A FISH OUTDONE
There was once a man who liked his ale
That drank it from a gimongous pail
People came from afar
Down to his local bar
Just to see him drink like a whale
Indiana Shaw : /
"Give it up, little fishy"