Limerick Poems About Weasel | Weasel Limerick Poems
Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, humor, sick,

Gas Attacks

Plagued by gas attacks was Willy Weasel
  His tummy churned from frequent upheaval ~
     Then Willy got a hot tip
     Try this stuff, just take a sip ~
  Willy learned weasels can't stomach diesel


Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Picture of a Weasel

Picture of a Weasel

While he worked on an easel
Painted picture of a weasel
Some schnitzel sounds good
Have some wish I could
Maybe sneeze I now will.



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Pop Goes the Weasel

The happiest tune I've ever heard is “Pop Goes The Weasel” Helps me remember me before I became evil No excuse do I have Could've been lotsa gas Mucho beans as a young'un when things were primeval