Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, humor, sick,
Gas Attacks
Plagued by gas attacks was Willy Weasel
His tummy churned from frequent upheaval ~
Then Willy got a hot tip
Try this stuff, just take a sip ~
Willy learned weasels can't stomach diesel
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Picture of a Weasel
Picture of a Weasel
While he worked on an easel
Painted picture of a weasel
Some schnitzel sounds good
Have some wish I could
Maybe sneeze I now will.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Pop Goes the Weasel
The happiest tune I've ever heard is “Pop Goes The Weasel”
Helps me remember me before I became evil
No excuse do I have
Could've been lotsa gas
Mucho beans as a young'un when things were primeval