Written by
Deirdre Omaidin
Categories:
natural disasters
Fish Tail
A fat bluefin tuna down deep
Was fished out one night when asleep
He was looking quite pale
Had escaped a big whale
To be Sushi for one Meryl Streep
for Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick on Sea Tales competition
Written by
James Marshall Goff
Categories:
animals
Homer the House Cat
He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
sports
Una
There once was a shopkeeper called Una,
Whose bottom was getting rather lunar.
‘If fishing’s good for health,
‘I’ll reel tins from the shelf,’
She said as she caught a can of tuna.
Written by
Ndikho Kwinana
Categories:
africa,
Man From Nkandla
I know a man from Nkandla called Zuma
He has an offspring like tuna
He thinks shower
Has the power
To repair his broken bazooka
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, bird, fun, funny, humor, ocean, sea,
Pelican Pete
A pelican called Pete,
Whom tuna, would not eat;
Flew down to hot sand,
Some sand crabs to land,
Now Pete has some very blistered feet!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
dream, fish, moon, travel,
Charlie, the Tuna
There once was an unusual tuna
Charlie dreamed of sailing to the luna
Bought a huge water balloon
But along came a typhoon
Farewell Charlie, wannabe Kahuna
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fish,
A Can of Tuna
Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed scratch for the airfare
To partake of the festivities or be stricken dumb
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
satire,
A Can of Tuna
Opened a can of tuna, yummy yum yum
My niece in Vancouver knew we were having some
Her cats, they declared
Needed dough for the airfare
To partake of the festivities or be stricken dumb
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, cat, men,
A Man and Kat
~Man found having tea party with Kat again
Viral photo of cat has been photoshopped
Mice breaking in kitchen cupboards nibbling in boxes of tea bags
Cat catches train with man catnip and tuna on the menu~
12/24/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humorous,
Untitled
there was a young man from Altoona
who went to the ocean to catch tuna
the boat lurched to starboard
he was flung overboard
and he met a shark that was out to catch humans