Limerick Poems About Trout | Trout Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: fish,

The Fisherwoman - For Contest

A desperate spinster, Jane took strong measures the day she would cook fresh troutHer date bit the barb left in it! He truly was caught on her hook! 4/26/2015

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Poem Details | by Theresa Cw |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Caught Cold Trout

Caught Cold Trout

Beyond a shadow of a doubt
went fishing to catch some cold trout
I only did caught
a cold and wet dot
along came a real walk of clout


Written: Oct16, 2015
Theresa



Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: adventure, depression, devotion, life, loss, nature, seasons

Frustration


_____________________________

I hiked down to my old fish'in hole
one BIG "Rainbow Trout" was my goal
got nothing but snags
lost a whole jar of eggs
and into the lake went my pole
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Poem Details | by Craig Munn |
Categories: animal,

The Turtle

I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: appreciation, nature,

Salmon and Big Storm

Salmon and Big Storm

Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.

Jim Horn



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

B Daze

Bidets may have a waterspout
So girls can wash the babies out
But water spray
Creates horseplay
If something's fishy, it's not trout!


Poem Details | by Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories: fish, fishing, fun,

Limerick

there was a young trout named Dan who loved to steel bait from the line one day it was said a fly hit his head and Dan became fillets in the pan


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: dog, fish,

Funny Photo

Atrocious breath on the brazen trout,
My dachshund backed out without a doubt.
Photo filled me with glee,
I’m so glad I could see,
My honest dog with his eyes bugged out.


Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor, thanksgiving,

Never a Turkey

What was the first Thanksgiving really about
There was never a turkey, just squash, geese and trout
Did the natives bring jerky
Well, the history's murky
But as the nation took off, the natives lost out

11/19/22


Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: fish,

About Trout

If ever, you had any doubt 
When I fished, I'd not catch me a trout 
I've got fine expertise, so pardon me please 
While I cast my line out and about


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Cheap Nookie Nails Rookie

The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!


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