Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
fish,
The Fisherwoman - For Contest
A desperate spinster, Jane took
strong measures the day she would cook
fresh troutHer date bit
the barb left in it!
He truly was caught on her hook!
4/26/2015
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Caught Cold Trout
Caught Cold Trout
Beyond a shadow of a doubt
went fishing to catch some cold trout
I only did caught
a cold and wet dot
along came a real walk of clout
Written: Oct16, 2015
Theresa
Written by
Craig Munn
Categories:
animal,
The Turtle
I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
B Daze
Bidets may have a waterspout
So girls can wash the babies out
But water spray
Creates horseplay
If something's fishy, it's not trout!
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
fish, fishing, fun,
Untitled
there was a young trout named Dan
who loved to steel bait from the line
one day it was said
a fly hit his head
and Dan became fillets in the pan
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
appreciation, nature,
Salmon and Big Storm
Salmon and Big Storm
Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.
Jim Horn
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
analogy, anger, angst, fish, giggle, humor,
The Angry Chef
The Angry Chef
A seafood chef near the golden gate
Is constantly mean and irate
Punching the trout
Kicking carp all about
Blaming fish for their sorry fate
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
dog, fish,
Funny Photo
Atrocious breath on the brazen trout,
My dachshund backed out without a doubt.
Photo filled me with glee,
I’m so glad I could see,
My honest dog with his eyes bugged out.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Cheap Nookie Nails Rookie
The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor, thanksgiving,
Never a Turkey
What was the first Thanksgiving really about
There was never a turkey, just squash, geese and trout
Did the natives bring jerky
Well, the history's murky
But as the nation took off, the natives lost out
11/19/22
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
fish,
About Trout
If ever, you had any doubt
When I fished, I'd not catch me a trout
I've got fine expertise, so pardon me please
While I cast my line out and about
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
political,
Thou Word He Has Not Hidden
He opens his small round mouth and words spout
The problem is he inserts his foot and not trout
His spouting isn't funny at all
He is headed for a big fall
Donald, the nation is tired of your tout