Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
fish,
A desperate spinster, Jane took
strong measures the day she would cook
fresh troutHer date bit
the barb left in it!
He truly was caught on her hook!
4/26/2015
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Poem Details | by
Theresa Cw |
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Caught Cold Trout
Beyond a shadow of a doubt
went fishing to catch some cold trout
I only did caught
a cold and wet dot
along came a real walk of clout
Written: Oct16, 2015
Theresa
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
adventure, depression, devotion, life, loss, nature, seasons
_____________________________
I hiked down to my old fish'in hole
one BIG "Rainbow Trout" was my goal
got nothing but snags
lost a whole jar of eggs
and into the lake went my pole
____________________________
Poem Details | by
Craig Munn |
Categories:
animal,
I was fishing for trout
when a turtle came about,
He grabbed the worm from the hook,
Ddnt even take a second look.
I cussed at him you fool id shout.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Bidets may have a waterspout
So girls can wash the babies out
But water spray
Creates horseplay
If something's fishy, it's not trout!
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
appreciation, nature,
Salmon and Big Storm
Saw trout wiggle and squirm
Looking for a wobbly worm
Going upstream eggs to lay
Always knew which way
Better watch out for a big storm.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Oliver Mckeithan |
Categories:
fish, fishing, fun,
there was a young trout named Dan
who loved to steel bait from the line
one day it was said
a fly hit his head
and Dan became fillets in the pan
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
dog, fish,
Atrocious breath on the brazen trout,
My dachshund backed out without a doubt.
Photo filled me with glee,
I’m so glad I could see,
My honest dog with his eyes bugged out.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor, thanksgiving,
What was the first Thanksgiving really about
There was never a turkey, just squash, geese and trout
Did the natives bring jerky
Well, the history's murky
But as the nation took off, the natives lost out
11/19/22
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
fish,
If ever, you had any doubt
When I fished, I'd not catch me a trout
I've got fine expertise, so pardon me please
While I cast my line out and about
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!