Limerick Poems About Track | Track Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, humorous,

Snail

Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.

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Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

A Day At The Track

Don't cry for me Australia,
Just because I've been a failure,
I'm sure there's others in the land
That have no money in their hand,
The last race should've been my saviour.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Sack Races

    Jumping Jim just loved his sack,
  Two feet in he'd jump up and back,
   He went in sack races every time
 He and his sack had a chance to shine,
Just a shame it's not an event on the track


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Musical Tip

  There was a barber shop quartet,
 That went to the track to for a bet,
      Their singing exploded
   When their pockets got loaded,
 From a topical tip called, " Minuet "



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

A Fellow Named Jack



There once was a fellow named Jack Who thought he was ahead of the pack Till one day in autumn He fell on his bottom And his brains fell out on the track © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age, health, , cute,

Still Can Charm The Pants Off



I'm way down the track, almost eighty by golly But my choo-choo hasn't yet run off the trolley Still eat by myself I'm in pretty good health Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Girls In Bikinis



Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

A Highway Halloween

Wearing a midnight black track suit
White and yellow tapes on boots
Them lines on the road
Tiny cars stuck as a code
With road signs would look real cute


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

I'm Stupid-fied



My limerick star is low in the sky I'm struggling of late and don't know why Could be the weather Knock me over with a feather Need to get back on track, I'm quite stupid-fied © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sorry,

My Reputation Is In Danger



Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude My reputation was in danger of being poopooed I'm an okay Jack Back on track But can't promise I won't be once again crude © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise



We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by theresa stephens |
Categories: death,

Wicked Zeke - FOR CONTEST

When wicked Zeke heard the train bell

Along the track, he tripped and fell

Some cheek and a winning way

Said "Just visiting today!"

On seeing open Gates of Hell


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Santa Jack



My brand new moniker is Santa Jack Had it a while but now I'm officially on track To send you good wishes Along with mushy kisses Hope you don't think of me as a bit of a quack © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: nonsense,

traffic two

He drove off the track,
was placed on a rack.
Quite unaware
of “the EMT stare”
—this one won’t be back


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun, , cute,

Charm The Pants Off



I'm way down the track, over eighty by golly But my choo-choo has yet to run off the trolley Still eat by myself I'm in pretty good health Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies


Poem Details | by connie pachecho |
Categories: humorous,

her eyes were blue skies

her eyes were blue skies

the thrill of the hunt was a long track
she was like finding a needle in a haystack
he finally captured her eyes
thread to bare was full size
threading the needle took patience and tack

connie pachecho

3/7/17


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise



We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abuse, appreciation, celebrity, character,

Public Honey not so Sweet

Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun, , cute,

Girlies In Bikinis



Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: holiday,

Country Air



Got holidays coming up, what great joy Been a while, looking forward to this time to enjoy To relax and think back Traveling life's track Roasting marshmallows, country music to employ


Poem Details | by Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly |
Categories: humor,

Cracker Hacker Limerick

There once was a man who'd hack
Just so he could keep track
Of one he adored
But couldn't afford,
If she broke through his tarmac!

Written by Artsieladie/Sharon Donnelly
©2018-04-21 15:44:00 (EDT)
All right reserved.


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, children,

Goofball Named Larvin

There once was a goofball  named Larvin
He lived on a race track in Marchin.
he laughed like a big goat,
With a sore, coughy throat,
That scared all the kids in Ak-Sar-Ben



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Expel

Trump Expel

My brain again have been trying to rack
To point where I am slowly losing track;
Time will tell;
Trump do expel;
Should leave now and never come back.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy,

The Happiness Season



Happiness season coming up, what great joy Been too long, looking forward to this time to enjoy To relax and think back Traveling life's track The joy of family, Christmas music to employ


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: freedom,

Cleansing Our Spirits



At times it's really good to pour out our souls Cleansing our spirits till we're back in control Clears the membrane On track once again Getting rid of the old stuff that's been gathering mold