Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, humorous,
Snail
Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Musical Tip
There was a barber shop quartet,
That went to the track to for a bet,
Their singing exploded
When their pockets got loaded,
From a topical tip called, " Minuet "
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
A Day At the Track
Don't cry for me Australia,
Just because I've been a failure,
I'm sure there's others in the land
That have no money in their hand,
The last race should've been my saviour.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Sack Races
Jumping Jim just loved his sack,
Two feet in he'd jump up and back,
He went in sack races every time
He and his sack had a chance to shine,
Just a shame it's not an event on the track.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
A Fellow Named Jack
There once was a fellow named Jack
Who thought he was ahead of the pack
Till one day in autumn
He fell on his bottom
And his brains fell out on the track
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
age, health, , cute,
Still Can Charm the Pants Off
I'm way down the track, almost eighty by golly
But my choo-choo hasn't yet run off the trolley
Still eat by myself
I'm in pretty good health
Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny
A Highway Halloween
Wearing a midnight black track suit
White and yellow tapes on boots
Them lines on the road
Tiny cars stuck as a code
With road signs would look real cute
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
Destroying Paradise
We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back
Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack
Soon the world will be paved over
Surely no more rolling in clover
Seems like us guys are about to run off the track
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
Girls In Bikinis
Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sorry,
My Reputation Is In Danger
Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude
My reputation was in danger of being poopooed
I'm an okay Jack
Back on track
But can't promise I won't be once again crude
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
I'M Stupid-Fied
My limerick star is low in the sky
I'm struggling of late and don't know why
Could be the weather
Knock me over with a feather
Need to get back on track, I'm quite stupid-fied
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Theresa Stephens
Categories:
death,
Wicked Zeke - For Contest
When wicked Zeke heard the train bell
Along the track, he tripped and fell
Some cheek and a winning way
Said "Just visiting today!"
On seeing open Gates of Hell
Written by
Quintin Reda
Categories:
food,
Apple Crumble
I'm hungry with a grumble
I know because I stumble
So I need a bite to eat
That is sugary and sweet
How about apple crumble
Track: Lil Wayne - Lollipop
Written by
Quintin Reda
Categories:
12th grade,
A Leprechaun Song
A leprechaun bearded and old
Was packing a pipe as he told
At the rainbow's end
He said to me friend
They are after me pot of gold
Track: D12 - Purple Hills
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Santa Jack
My brand new moniker is Santa Jack
Had it a while but now I'm officially on track
To send you good wishes
Along with mushy kisses
Hope you don't think of me as a bit of a quack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Donna Palmer Wants a Break
Donna Palmer wants a break
Throws her husband off the track
"Have a safe trip" she says
"You are Hernan cortez"
And finds a nail in her steak
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
nonsense,
Traffic Two
He drove off the track,
was placed on a rack.
Quite unaware
of “the EMT stare”
—this one won’t be back
Written by
Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly
Categories:
humor,
Cracker Hacker Limerick
There once was a man who'd hack
Just so he could keep track
Of one he adored
But couldn't afford,
If she broke through his tarmac!
Written by Artsieladie/Sharon Donnelly
©2018-04-21 15:44:00 (EDT)
All right reserved.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Girls In Bikinis
Back on track with these limericks so silly
Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies
Sure gets my attention
At the very mere mention
Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun, , cute,
Charm the Pants Off
I'm way down the track, over eighty by golly
But my choo-choo has yet to run off the trolley
Still eat by myself
I'm in pretty good health
Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
happiness,
Covid Is Slowing
If we can believe what we hear
We could be nearing the this year
Can we go back
Back on track
“Maybe” but a “No” I don't want to hear
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
abuse, appreciation, celebrity, character,
Public Honey Not So Sweet
Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide.
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
humorous,
Her Eyes Were Blue Skies
her eyes were blue skies
the thrill of the hunt was a long track
she was like finding a needle in a haystack
he finally captured her eyes
thread to bare was full size
threading the needle took patience and tack
connie pachecho
3/7/17
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
Hoarse Feathers
My parrot made me want to smack her
With all that noise the deaf could track her
I was hoping she'd talk
But all she did was squawk
So now she's Polly on a cracker
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sad,
Destroying Paradise
We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back
Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack
Soon the world will be paved over
Surely no more rolling in clover
Seems like us guys are about to run off the track