Limerick Poems About Track | Track Limerick Poems
Written by John Williams
Categories: children, humorous,

Snail

Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.


Written by John Williams
Categories: humorous,

Musical Tip

There was a barber shop quartet,
 That went to the track to for a bet,
      Their singing exploded
   When their pockets got loaded,
 From a topical tip called, " Minuet "



Written by John Williams
Categories: humorous,

A Day At the Track

Don't cry for me Australia,
Just because I've been a failure,
I'm sure there's others in the land
That have no money in their hand,
The last race should've been my saviour.


Written by John Williams
Categories: children, funny,

Sack Races

Jumping Jim just loved his sack,
  Two feet in he'd jump up and back,
   He went in sack races every time
 He and his sack had a chance to shine,
Just a shame it's not an event on the track.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

A Fellow Named Jack

There once was a fellow named Jack Who thought he was ahead of the pack Till one day in autumn He fell on his bottom And his brains fell out on the track © Jack Ellison 2013



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: age, health, , cute,

Still Can Charm the Pants Off

I'm way down the track, almost eighty by golly But my choo-choo hasn't yet run off the trolley Still eat by myself I'm in pretty good health Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Tahera Mannan
Categories: funny

A Highway Halloween

Wearing a midnight black track suit
White and yellow tapes on boots
Them lines on the road
Tiny cars stuck as a code
With road signs would look real cute


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise

We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Girls In Bikinis

Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sorry,

My Reputation Is In Danger

Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude My reputation was in danger of being poopooed I'm an okay Jack Back on track But can't promise I won't be once again crude © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sad,

I'M Stupid-Fied

My limerick star is low in the sky I'm struggling of late and don't know why Could be the weather Knock me over with a feather Need to get back on track, I'm quite stupid-fied © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Theresa Stephens
Categories: death,

Wicked Zeke - For Contest

When wicked Zeke heard the train bell

Along the track, he tripped and fell

Some cheek and a winning way

Said "Just visiting today!"

On seeing open Gates of Hell


Written by Quintin Reda
Categories: food,

Apple Crumble

I'm hungry with a grumble
I know because I stumble
So I need a bite to eat
That is sugary and sweet
How about apple crumble

Track: Lil Wayne - Lollipop


Written by Quintin Reda
Categories: 12th grade,

A Leprechaun Song

A leprechaun bearded and old
Was packing a pipe as he told
At the rainbow's end
He said to me friend
They are after me pot of gold


Track: D12 - Purple Hills


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Santa Jack

My brand new moniker is Santa Jack Had it a while but now I'm officially on track To send you good wishes Along with mushy kisses Hope you don't think of me as a bit of a quack © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Donna Palmer Wants a Break

Donna Palmer wants a break
                               Throws her husband off the track 
                                   "Have a safe trip" she says
                                      "You are Hernan cortez"
                                   And finds a nail in her steak


Written by Lim'Rik Flats
Categories: nonsense,

Traffic Two

He drove off the track,
was placed on a rack.
Quite unaware
of “the EMT stare”
—this one won’t be back


Written by Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly
Categories: humor,

Cracker Hacker Limerick

There once was a man who'd hack
Just so he could keep track
Of one he adored
But couldn't afford,
If she broke through his tarmac!

Written by Artsieladie/Sharon Donnelly
©2018-04-21 15:44:00 (EDT)
All right reserved.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun, , cute,

Charm the Pants Off

I'm way down the track, over eighty by golly But my choo-choo has yet to run off the trolley Still eat by myself I'm in pretty good health Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Girls In Bikinis

Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: happiness,

Covid Is Slowing

If we can believe what we hear We could be nearing the this year Can we go back Back on track “Maybe” but a “No” I don't want to hear


Written by Funom Makama
Categories: abuse, appreciation, celebrity, character,

Public Honey Not So Sweet

Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide.


Written by Connie Pachecho
Categories: humorous,

Her Eyes Were Blue Skies

her eyes were blue skies

the thrill of the hunt was a long track
she was like finding a needle in a haystack
he finally captured her eyes
thread to bare was full size
threading the needle took patience and tack

connie pachecho

3/7/17


Written by Randy Freie
Categories: humorous,

Hoarse Feathers

My parrot made me want to smack her

With all that noise the deaf could track her

I was hoping she'd talk

But all she did was squawk

So now she's Polly on a cracker


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise

We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track