Limerick Poems About Track | Track Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, humorous,

Snail

Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.

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Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: humorous,

A Day At the Track

Don't cry for me Australia,
Just because I've been a failure,
I'm sure there's others in the land
That have no money in their hand,
The last race should've been my saviour.



Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: humorous,

Musical Tip

There was a barber shop quartet,
 That went to the track to for a bet,
      Their singing exploded
   When their pockets got loaded,
 From a topical tip called, " Minuet "


Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Sack Races

Jumping Jim just loved his sack,
  Two feet in he'd jump up and back,
   He went in sack races every time
 He and his sack had a chance to shine,
Just a shame it's not an event on the track.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

A Fellow Named Jack

There once was a fellow named Jack Who thought he was ahead of the pack Till one day in autumn He fell on his bottom And his brains fell out on the track © Jack Ellison 2013



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age, health, , cute,

Still Can Charm the Pants Off

I'm way down the track, almost eighty by golly But my choo-choo hasn't yet run off the trolley Still eat by myself I'm in pretty good health Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

A Highway Halloween

Wearing a midnight black track suit
White and yellow tapes on boots
Them lines on the road
Tiny cars stuck as a code
With road signs would look real cute


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Girls In Bikinis

Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise

We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sorry,

My Reputation Is In Danger

Okay, I'm back to this innocent old dude My reputation was in danger of being poopooed I'm an okay Jack Back on track But can't promise I won't be once again crude © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

I'M Stupid-Fied

My limerick star is low in the sky I'm struggling of late and don't know why Could be the weather Knock me over with a feather Need to get back on track, I'm quite stupid-fied © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Theresa Stephens |
Categories: death,

Wicked Zeke - For Contest

When wicked Zeke heard the train bell

Along the track, he tripped and fell

Some cheek and a winning way

Said "Just visiting today!"

On seeing open Gates of Hell


Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: food,

Apple Crumble

I'm hungry with a grumble
I know because I stumble
So I need a bite to eat
That is sugary and sweet
How about apple crumble

Track: Lil Wayne - Lollipop


Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: 12th grade,

A Leprechaun Song

A leprechaun bearded and old
Was packing a pipe as he told
At the rainbow's end
He said to me friend
They are after me pot of gold


Track: D12 - Purple Hills


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Santa Jack

My brand new moniker is Santa Jack Had it a while but now I'm officially on track To send you good wishes Along with mushy kisses Hope you don't think of me as a bit of a quack © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Donna Palmer Wants a Break

Donna Palmer wants a break
                               Throws her husband off the track 
                                   "Have a safe trip" she says
                                      "You are Hernan cortez"
                                   And finds a nail in her steak


Poem Details | by Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories: nonsense,

Traffic Two

He drove off the track,
was placed on a rack.
Quite unaware
of “the EMT stare”
—this one won’t be back


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun, , cute,

Charm the Pants Off

I'm way down the track, over eighty by golly But my choo-choo has yet to run off the trolley Still eat by myself I'm in pretty good health Still charm the pants off some cute young dollies


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Girls In Bikinis

Back on track with these limericks so silly Bout kissing and stuff, some cute little fillies Sure gets my attention At the very mere mention Of girlies in bikinis, I get all willy nilly


Poem Details | by Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly |
Categories: humor,

Cracker Hacker Limerick

There once was a man who'd hack
Just so he could keep track
Of one he adored
But couldn't afford,
If she broke through his tarmac!

Written by Artsieladie/Sharon Donnelly
©2018-04-21 15:44:00 (EDT)
All right reserved.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Covid Is Slowing

If we can believe what we hear We could be nearing the this year Can we go back Back on track “Maybe” but a “No” I don't want to hear


Poem Details | by Connie Pachecho |
Categories: humorous,

Her Eyes Were Blue Skies

her eyes were blue skies

the thrill of the hunt was a long track
she was like finding a needle in a haystack
he finally captured her eyes
thread to bare was full size
threading the needle took patience and tack

connie pachecho

3/7/17


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: abuse, appreciation, celebrity, character,

Public Honey Not So Sweet

Strong passions and good expressions with no backside
slowing the limelight, brings in assisted suicide
the huge footprints they track
away from a fall they pack
pool of dears, cautioned by personal pesticide.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sad,

Destroying Paradise

We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack Soon the world will be paved over Surely no more rolling in clover Seems like us guys are about to run off the track


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Concupiscence

Gladys Cockrobin is a whore
Who does not keep track of the score
She always has fun
And when she is done
Like Oliver Twist, she wants, "MORE!"