Poem Details | by
Wayne Wysocki |
Categories:
humor, humorous, race,
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
So the notion that speed
Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.
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Poem Details | by
Lindsay Laurie |
Categories:
food, humor,
For an exotic meal I pursued,
Not expecting one that did include,
Some baked tortoise tails
Amongst a plate of snails...
But I think I’ll just stick to fast food
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
race,
Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
for Nelson Mandela
Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
america,
A bunny can hop, jump, and leap
And sit up straight whilst fast asleep
A tortoise must climb
One step at a time
Spurred on by the Roadrunner's beep
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
fun, humorous, tribute, word play, words,
Michelle introduced us to Morris
Most prolific thesaurus tortoise
Her wording profuse
Just like DrSeuss
She most certainly didn't bore us
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Escort Us To a Tortoise
While I was riding around on a tortoise,
Had suffered from case of rigor mortis;
Thought was best;
Was hard to digest;
We named first child Unum EPluribus.
Jim Horn
PS
Dug own grave with hands being shortest.