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Written by Quintin Reda
Categories: 12th grade,

Speedy Frog

Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog

Written by Richard Breese
Categories: death, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, sad,

munchkin

once a small munchkin from oz

searching for baskets of straws

found him a small toad

near yellow brick road

say buddy got any gauze.

Written by Larry Belt
Categories: funny

Butt Warts

My son brought home an ugly old toad
And flushed him down our only comode
My wife didn't see him there
And it gave her quite a scare
She screamed out loud when it overflowed

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Phil Martin the Limerick Man

Phil Martin the limerick man
Who has coughed up a toad at ten
And the toad crimples
With her two dimples
Says" Phil now you may puke my hen".









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Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: anxiety,

Jumpy Like a Toad

Soon we'll be all settled in our new abode
In the meantime we have big problems by the load
Nothing unusual
Just an average movable
Feel restless, anxious and jumpy like a toad

Written by Wayne Wysocki
Categories: analogy, funny, humorous,

Toad Tale

by Wayne Wysocki

There once was an arrogant frog
Who thought he was king of the bog
         But he wasn't so regal
         When the bark of a beagle
Scared him right off of his log.

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Funny No Parking Sign

“FROG parking only, others will be TOAD away
Bet that got ya hopping, will send more your way
Stay tuned ya hear
While you guzzle a beer
It helps you get through this glorious ballet

Written by Komal Walimbe
Categories: 10th grade, how i feel, stress,

Bored

I am feeling bored, 
Like a toad
Can't stop being lazy, 
When I love to be clumsy.
Guess I will just complete my work and reduce the load.

20/7/22

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, fun,

Warm Toad Cake

Once upon a time in the land of Nod
Woman chef who was quite odd
Taught some to bake
Warm toads in a cake
Had a horrible taste but was quite mod

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump a Terrible Toad

Trump A Terrible Toad

Thought that Trump was a terrible fat toad,
And around his waste carried a heavy load,
Ignorance did see,
And his stupidity;
No wonder back has been bent and bowed.

Jim Horn

Written by Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories: america, kiss,

Cold Sore

The oligarchy but an orgy 
We’ve never kissed a toad so warty
Hoping for a prince
Puckered with a wince
While they make the sieg heil sporty



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Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: simple,

Funny No Parking Signs

FROG parking only, others will be TOAD away
Bet that got ya hopping, will send more your way
Stay tuned ya hear
While you guzzle a beer
It helps you get through life's glorious ballet

Written by Courtney Hubbert
Categories: fun, humor, lust, nature, relationship, silly, simple,

Don't Croak

There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up in the bog.

Written by Daisy Ward
Categories: happy, humorous,

The Toad

I was walking the yellow brick road
When I stumbled upon a fat toad
With feathers for skin
He favored a hen
His face looked like a freakish ode

Written by Joseph May
Categories: fantasy,

No Wiz In Oz

 Dorothy followed the yellow brick road
 Trying to get to the wizard's abode
 But the wizard had no clue
 For no magic he could do
 She  wished she could turn him into a toad!