Written by
Quintin Reda
Categories:
12th grade,
Speedy Frog
Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
death, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, sad,
munchkin
once a small munchkin from oz
searching for baskets of straws
found him a small toad
near yellow brick road
say buddy got any gauze.
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Butt Warts
My son brought home an ugly old toad
And flushed him down our only comode
My wife didn't see him there
And it gave her quite a scare
She screamed out loud when it overflowed
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, nonsense,
Phil Martin the Limerick Man
Phil Martin the limerick man
Who has coughed up a toad at ten
And the toad crimples
With her two dimples
Says" Phil now you may puke my hen".
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27 April, 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
anxiety,
Jumpy Like a Toad
Soon we'll be all settled in our new abode
In the meantime we have big problems by the load
Nothing unusual
Just an average movable
Feel restless, anxious and jumpy like a toad
Written by
Wayne Wysocki
Categories:
analogy, funny, humorous,
Toad Tale
by Wayne Wysocki
There once was an arrogant frog
Who thought he was king of the bog
But he wasn't so regal
When the bark of a beagle
Scared him right off of his log.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Funny No Parking Sign
“FROG parking only, others will be TOAD away
Bet that got ya hopping, will send more your way
Stay tuned ya hear
While you guzzle a beer
It helps you get through this glorious ballet
Written by
Komal Walimbe
Categories:
10th grade, how i feel, stress,
Bored
I am feeling bored,
Like a toad
Can't stop being lazy,
When I love to be clumsy.
Guess I will just complete my work and reduce the load.
20/7/22
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, fun,
Warm Toad Cake
Once upon a time in the land of Nod
Woman chef who was quite odd
Taught some to bake
Warm toads in a cake
Had a horrible taste but was quite mod
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump a Terrible Toad
Trump A Terrible Toad
Thought that Trump was a terrible fat toad,
And around his waste carried a heavy load,
Ignorance did see,
And his stupidity;
No wonder back has been bent and bowed.
Jim Horn
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
america, kiss,
Cold Sore
The oligarchy but an orgy
We’ve never kissed a toad so warty
Hoping for a prince
Puckered with a wince
While they make the sieg heil sporty
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Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
simple,
Funny No Parking Signs
FROG parking only, others will be TOAD away
Bet that got ya hopping, will send more your way
Stay tuned ya hear
While you guzzle a beer
It helps you get through life's glorious ballet
Written by
Courtney Hubbert
Categories:
fun, humor, lust, nature, relationship, silly, simple,
Don't Croak
There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up in the bog.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
happy, humorous,
The Toad
I was walking the yellow brick road
When I stumbled upon a fat toad
With feathers for skin
He favored a hen
His face looked like a freakish ode
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
fantasy,
No Wiz In Oz
Dorothy followed the yellow brick road
Trying to get to the wizard's abode
But the wizard had no clue
For no magic he could do
She wished she could turn him into a toad!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Load From Another Toad Needing Code
Load from Another Toad Needing Code
Looks like they had dumped another load,
On someone who appears to be big toad;
Likes to croak,
While broke;
Been busy changing things to a new code.
Jim Horn