Limerick Poems About Toad | Toad Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: 12th grade,

Speedy Frog

Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: death, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, sad,

Munchkin

once a small munchkin from oz

searched for a basket of straws

but he found a toad

on yellow brick road

say buddy got any gauze.

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Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Butt Warts

My son brought home an ugly old toad
And flushed him down our only comode
My wife didn't see him there
And it gave her quite a scare
She screamed out loud when it overflowed

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Poem Details | by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

Phil Martin the Limerick Man

Phil Martin the limerick man
Who has coughed up a toad at ten
And the toad crimples
With her two dimples
Says" Phil now you may puke my hen".









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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: anxiety,

Jumpy Like a Toad

Soon we'll be all settled in our new abode
In the meantime we have big problems by the load
Nothing unusual
Just an average movable
Feel restless, anxious and jumpy like a toad

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Poem Details | by Wayne Wysocki |
Categories: analogy, funny, humorous,

Toad Tale

by Wayne Wysocki

There once was an arrogant frog
Who thought he was king of the bog
         But he wasn't so regal
         When the bark of a beagle
Scared him right off of his log.

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Funny No Parking Sign

“FROG parking only, others will be TOAD away
Bet that got ya hopping, will send more your way
Stay tuned ya hear
While you guzzle a beer
It helps you get through this glorious ballet

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Poem Details | by Komal Walimbe |
Categories: 10th grade, how i feel, stress,

Bored

I am feeling bored, 
Like a toad
Can't stop being lazy, 
When I love to be clumsy.
Guess I will just complete my work and reduce the load.

20/7/22

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump a Terrible Toad

Trump A Terrible Toad

Thought that Trump was a terrible fat toad,
And around his waste carried a heavy load,
Ignorance did see,
And his stupidity;
No wonder back has been bent and bowed.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, fun,

Warm Toad Cake

Once upon a time in the land of Nod
Woman chef who was quite odd
Taught some to bake
Warm toads in a cake
Had a horrible taste but was quite mod

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: simple,

Funny No Parking Signs

FROG parking only, others will be TOAD away
Bet that got ya hopping, will send more your way
Stay tuned ya hear
While you guzzle a beer
It helps you get through life's glorious ballet

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Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: happy, humorous,

The Toad

I was walking the yellow brick road
When I stumbled upon a fat toad
With feathers for skin
He favored a hen
His face looked like a freakish ode

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Load From Another Toad Needing Code

Load from Another Toad Needing Code

Looks like they had dumped another load,
On someone who appears to be big toad;
Likes to croak,
While broke;
Been busy changing things to a new code.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Courtney Hubbert |
Categories: fun, humor, lust, nature, relationship, silly, simple,

Don't Croak

There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up in the bog.

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