Poem Details | by
Roy Jerden |
Categories:
sports,
Tiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
He'd stray out of bounds
While making his rounds
Because he couldn't master his wood.
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Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
animals
There once was a tiger at the zoo.
His eyes followed visitors like glue.
Teeth sparkled bright white.
Chops licked at their sight.
He wanted Zulu on his menu.
© January 17, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Andy grassia |
Categories:
adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,
We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should
cover his tiger tattoo
Poem Details | by
Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories:
anger, beautiful, beauty, blessing, depression,
There is a forest named Shundarban,
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger,
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
cat, funny, sleep,
There was a fat man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger to her life
The house cat ran to his wife
Deaf lady put her on bed, closed the door.
July 16, 2018
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Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny,
The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
humor,
Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, childhood, funny, pets
There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..
In honor of Brian Strand....
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing a female with a cute little booty
There ain't nothin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories:
adventure,
Lunatic and humour
Crazy as a Lunatic we went,
Woke up with a tiger in our tent,
True came the rumour,
Doomed to lose Humour,
Adventure was the only intent !
Limerick- 9/9/5/5/9
Written May 23rd, 2015
For L&H Limericks contest by Catie Lindsey
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,
Tigger and Leo
A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
giggle, , cute,
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing young females with a cute little booties
There ain't nuttin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
Poem Details | by
Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories:
funny, sleep,
There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame
A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain
Mo said if money's your concern
It's means less money to burn
You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Both Mind and Body
Had seemed to be physically out of shape,
And with death remember having a scrape;
Missed next curve;
Started to swerve;
Found dead and body over wheel did drape.
Kind of reminds me of Tiger Woods.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories:
humor,
Once lived an old woman from Kalamazoo
She had been an animal trainer at the zoo
A tiger bit off her thumb,
She admitted it was dumb
But, with her left thumb gone, what else could she do?
written January 25, 2022
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fantasy,
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing young females with a cute little booty
There ain't nuttin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
There's a store I frequent they've got really good prices
Can't remember it's name, Naughty Beaver or Happy Typhus
Now I remember
Twas a jungle defender
Giant TIGER it is, needed all my mental devices
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
Wild animals live at the zoo
There was a sable tooth tiger too
When he gave me the stare
I ran with great flair
Didn’t notice, he gave me a tattoo
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
character, satire,
A Supreme Court nominee named Brett
Faced every challenge he'd ever met---
'Til MsChristina Ford
Tried to settle a score---
Why worry? Tiger Woods' sun hasn't set!
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
A Golfing Lover
Have remembered being golfing lover;
His ball over stands did start to hover;
Tiger told tale,
Without fail;
Hit someone and was hard to recover.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
People entering Giant Tiger usually have grey hair
It's something to do with the tattered clothes they wear
Bank accounts are smaller
They have dwindling dollars
A mask solves the problem of being recognized there
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing young females with a cute little booty
There ain't nuttin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties