Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun,
Aunt Andrea Goes To Town
Aunt Andrea goes to town
Meets a cantankerous clown
Who frowns at her
Flings a tiger
Into her red evening gown
Written by
Roy Jerden
Categories:
sports,
Tiger's Wood
Tiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
He'd stray out of bounds
While making his rounds
Because he couldn't master his wood.
Written by
Andy Grassia
Categories:
adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,
A Day At a Zoo
We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should
cover his tiger tattoo
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
animals
A Zulu
There once was a tiger at the zoo.
His eyes followed visitors like glue.
Teeth sparkled bright white.
Chops licked at their sight.
He wanted Zulu on his menu.
© January 17, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
anger, beautiful, beauty, blessing, depression,
The Mangrove Forest of Shundarban
There is a forest named Shundarban,
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger,
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
cat, funny, sleep,
A Cat On the Bed
There was a fat man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger to her life
The house cat ran to his wife
Deaf lady put her on bed, closed the door.
July 16, 2018
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10
Syllable count checked on howmanysyllables.com
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
nonsense,
Tiger Heiger
Tiger Heiger met a Meiger
Lynx of Tyx of woods of Eiger
Branden mundane
Handsome great Dane
Had his meal in plate of Liger
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny,
The Golfer
The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Tiger By the Tail
Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
animals, childhood, funny, pets
The Dog With Clean Teeth
There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..
In honor of Brian Strand....
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Chuck Your Manners In the Ocean
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, , cute,
Scream Like a Banshee
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing a female with a cute little booty
There ain't nothin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,
Tigger and Leo
Tigger and Leo
A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, pain,
Dental Drama
A tiger tooth puller named Keith
Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth
Donkey started to bray
Saying, "Don’t block my way
I’m needing urgent pain relief"!
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
silly,
At the Zoo - very crude
He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)
Written by
Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories:
adventure,
Lunatic and Humour
Lunatic and humour
Crazy as a Lunatic we went,
Woke up with a tiger in our tent,
True came the rumour,
Doomed to lose Humour,
Adventure was the only intent !
Limerick- 9/9/5/5/9
Written May 23rd, 2015
For L&H Limericks contest by Catie Lindsey
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
Eye To Eye
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle, , cute,
Scream Like a Banshee
What makes us male guys go totally loopy
Eyeballing young females with a cute little booties
There ain't nuttin' finer
Makes us growl like a tiger
Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,
The Donkey vs The Tiger
Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one of the bikes
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Gt Boutique
Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame
A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain
Mo said if money's your concern
It's means less money to burn
You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane
Written by
Terry Miller
Categories:
humorous,
Bengal Buffet
One day, a tiger and a donkey meet.
Said donkey, if I say you’re rather sweet;
Sir, will you let me pass?
Oh no, you silly ass,
I’m hungry, and it’s you I mean to eat!
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
funny, sleep,
Snore
There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore.
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
conflict, fantasy, nature, tiger,
Crouching Tiger Ridden Donkey
A donkey and his rider were attacked
By tigers leaving no time to react
Donkey said to tiger “Chill …”
Tiger growled saying “I will,”
“You’ll bring us riders daily per our pact!”
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
animal,
Donkey VS Tiger
Donkey went to a small stream one day,
but a tiger stood right in his way.
Tiger roared and then fled.
Donkey filled him with dread
when he let out a bellowing bray!
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor,
Disabled
Once lived an old woman from Kalamazoo
She had been an animal trainer at the zoo
A tiger bit off her thumb,
She admitted it was dumb
But, with her left thumb gone, what else could she do?
written January 25, 2022