Limerick Poems About Tiger | Tiger Limerick Poems
Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun,

Aunt Andrea Goes To Town

Aunt Andrea  goes to town
                                    Meets a  cantankerous clown
                                            Who frowns at her 
                                                Flings a tiger
                                       Into her red evening gown


Written by Roy Jerden
Categories: sports,

Tiger's Wood

Tiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
    He'd stray out of bounds
    While making his rounds
Because he couldn't master his wood.



Written by Andy Grassia
Categories: adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,

A Day At a Zoo

We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s 
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should 
cover his tiger tattoo


Written by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories: animals

A Zulu

There once was a tiger at the zoo.
His eyes followed visitors like glue.
Teeth sparkled bright white.
Chops licked at their sight.
He wanted Zulu on his menu.

© January 17, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen


Written by Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories: anger, beautiful, beauty, blessing, depression,

The Mangrove Forest of Shundarban

There is a forest named Shundarban, 
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger, 
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.



Written by Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories: cat, funny, sleep,

A Cat On the Bed

There was a fat man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger to her life
The house cat ran to his wife
Deaf lady put her on bed, closed the door.

July 16, 2018
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10
Syllable count checked on howmanysyllables.com


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: nonsense,

Tiger Heiger

Tiger Heiger met a Meiger
                                        Lynx of Tyx of woods of Eiger
                                                Branden mundane
                                             Handsome great Dane
                                        Had his meal in plate of Liger


Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny,

The Golfer

The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.


Written by George Aul
Categories: humor,

Tiger By the Tail

Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!


Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: animals, childhood, funny, pets

The Dog With Clean Teeth

There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s  tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..

In honor of Brian Strand....


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: africa, food, funny, tiger,

Chuck Your Manners In the Ocean

Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
       Lions will eat you
       A tiger will too
     Real soon you'll look like calamari


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Scream Like a Banshee

What makes us male guys go totally loopy Eyeballing a female with a cute little booty There ain't nothin' finer Makes us growl like a tiger Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties © Jack Ellison 2015


Written by Kevin Shaw
Categories: animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,

Tigger and Leo

Tigger and Leo

A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is


Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, pain,

Dental Drama



A tiger tooth puller named Keith Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth Donkey started to bray Saying, "Don’t block my way I’m needing urgent pain relief"!


Written by Jack Horne
Categories: silly,

At the Zoo - very crude

He heard that the zoo was for sale;
a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail':
'I want' - to the lass -
'your pussy and ass!'
(And that's why he's banged up in jail...)


Written by Dr. Upma A. Sharma
Categories: adventure,

Lunatic and Humour

Lunatic and humour






Crazy as a Lunatic we went,
Woke up with a tiger in our tent,
True came the rumour,
Doomed to lose Humour,
Adventure was the only intent !






Limerick- 9/9/5/5/9
Written May 23rd, 2015
For L&H Limericks contest by Catie Lindsey


Written by Mark Koplin
Categories: humor,

Eye To Eye


There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply One hee-haw from the ass The Bengal let him pass And kept on running til he reached Mumbai


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: giggle, , cute,

Scream Like a Banshee

What makes us male guys go totally loopy Eyeballing young females with a cute little booties There ain't nuttin' finer Makes us growl like a tiger Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties


Written by Paula Goldsmith
Categories: animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,

The Donkey vs The Tiger

Hold on to your many stripes Before you blow out your pipes I can hear you loud and clear Stop acting so cavalier Cool off then ride on one of the bikes


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: humor,

Gt Boutique

Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain Mo said if money's your concern It's means less money to burn You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane


Written by Terry Miller
Categories: humorous,

Bengal Buffet

One day, a tiger and a donkey meet.
Said donkey, if I say you’re rather sweet;
Sir, will you let me pass?
Oh no, you silly ass,
I’m hungry, and it’s you I mean to eat!


Written by Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories: funny, sleep,

Snore

There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore.


Written by Mark Toney
Categories: conflict, fantasy, nature, tiger,

Crouching Tiger Ridden Donkey

A donkey and his rider were attacked
By tigers leaving no time to react
Donkey said to tiger “Chill …”
Tiger growled saying “I will,”
“You’ll bring us riders daily per our pact!”


Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: animal,

Donkey VS Tiger

Donkey went to a small stream one day,
but a tiger stood right in his way.
Tiger roared and then fled.
Donkey filled him with dread
when he let out a bellowing bray!


Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humor,

Disabled

Once lived an old woman from Kalamazoo She had been an animal trainer at the zoo A tiger bit off her thumb, She admitted it was dumb But, with her left thumb gone, what else could she do?
written January 25, 2022