Limerick Poems About Tiger | Tiger Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Roy Jerden |
Categories: sports,

Tiger's Wood

Tiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
    He'd stray out of bounds
    While making his rounds
Because he couldn't master his wood.

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Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: animals

A Zulu

There once was a tiger at the zoo.
His eyes followed visitors like glue.
Teeth sparkled bright white.
Chops licked at their sight.
He wanted Zulu on his menu.

© January 17, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen



Poem Details | by Andy grassia |
Categories: adventure, america, animal, conflict, day, usa,

A Day At a Zoo

We went to the zoo
We met this tiger named sue
She was roaring at this man’s 
arm
She clearly meant no harm
Maybe next time he should 
cover his tiger tattoo 


Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: anger, beautiful, beauty, blessing, depression,

The Mangrove Forest Of Shundarban

There is a forest named Shundarban, 
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger, 
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.


Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: cat, funny, sleep,

A Cat On The Bed


There was a fat man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger to her life
The house cat ran to his wife
Deaf lady put her on bed, closed the door.

July 16, 2018
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10
Syllable count checked on howmanysyllables.com



Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

The Golfer

The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: animals, childhood, funny, pets

The Dog With Clean Teeth

There once was a dog by name of Tiger
She belonged to Kendricks who acquired her
Doris brushed her teeth each week
With Jr.'s  tooth brush so meek
When he learned, said, "Why?"..(She)I did not want mine dirtied sir..

In honor of Brian Strand....


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Tiger By The Tail

Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, , cute,

Scream Like A Banshee



What makes us male guys go totally loopy Eyeballing a female with a cute little booty There ain't nothin' finer Makes us growl like a tiger Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: adventure,

Lunatic and Humour

Lunatic and humour






Crazy as a Lunatic we went,
Woke up with a tiger in our tent,
True came the rumour,
Doomed to lose Humour,
Adventure was the only intent !






Limerick- 9/9/5/5/9
Written May 23rd, 2015
For L&H Limericks contest by Catie Lindsey


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle, , cute,

Scream Like A Banshee



What makes us male guys go totally loopy Eyeballing young females with a cute little booties There ain't nuttin' finer Makes us growl like a tiger Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, nonsense, silly, tiger, word play,

Tigger and Leo

Tigger and Leo

A Tiger and Lion joined forces
To run some Man-eating courses
Tutors Tigger and Leo
Said attack at the Knee-o
Then enjoy whatever the Man Course is


Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: funny, sleep,

Snore

There was this old man who slept on the floor
Like the roar of tiger he used to snore
Sensing danger on the life
The house cat ran to his wife
Snoring stopped when the sore nose his wife tore.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

GT Boutique



Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain Mo said if money's your concern It's means less money to burn You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: africa, food, funny, tiger,

Chuck Your Manners in the Ocean


     Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
       Lions will eat you
       A tiger will too
     Real soon you'll look like calamari


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Both Mind and Body

Both Mind and Body

Had seemed to be physically out of shape,
And with death remember having a scrape;
Missed next curve;
Started to swerve;
Found dead and body over wheel did drape.

Kind of reminds me of Tiger Woods.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Happy Typhus



There's a store I frequent they've got really good prices Can't remember it's name, Naughty Beaver or Happy Typhus Now I remember Twas a jungle defender Giant TIGER it is, needed all my mental devices


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: character, satire,

Why worry

A Supreme Court nominee named Brett
Faced every challenge he'd ever met---  
   'Til MsChristina Ford
    Tried to settle a score---
Why worry?  Tiger Woods' sun hasn't set!


Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humor,

THE ZOO

Wild animals live at the zoo
There was a sable tooth tiger too
When he gave me the stare
I ran with great flair
Didn’t notice, he gave me a tattoo


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

A Golfing Lover

A Golfing Lover

Have remembered being golfing lover;
His ball over stands did start to hover;
Tiger told tale,
Without fail;
Hit someone and was hard to recover.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humor,

Disabled

Once lived an old woman from Kalamazoo She had been an animal trainer at the zoo A tiger bit off her thumb, She admitted it was dumb But, with her left thumb gone, what else could she do?
written January 25, 2022


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fantasy,

Scream Like A Banshee



What makes us male guys go totally loopy Eyeballing young females with a cute little booty There ain't nuttin' finer Makes us growl like a tiger Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

Discount Stores



People entering Giant Tiger usually have grey hair It's something to do with the tattered clothes they wear Bank accounts are smaller They have dwindling dollars A mask solves the problem of being recognized there


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Scream Like A Banshee



What makes us male guys go totally loopy Eyeballing young females with a cute little booty There ain't nuttin' finer Makes us growl like a tiger Or scream like a banshee while ogling these cuties