Limerick Poems About Tennis | Tennis Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: sports,

Table Tennis Attraction

Most balls people pitch, roll, or fling.
They kick them or strike them with zing.
But for lazy old  me
I like tirelessly
to stand, flick my wrist and go “ping!”


For Joseph Soper's the Sports Shorts Poetry Contest

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Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Tennis Woman Named Sue Baule

Limerick : Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule

Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule
Tried to avoid being called : « Screw Ball ! »
So she got her haïr cut
In the shape of a snout
Since at French Open gets dubbed : « Screwed Doll ! »  

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013

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Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: death, places, sad

Dead Man's Shoes

They gave me some nice tennis shoes.
When I came to prison it's true.
    They said you must wear
    and you must not care.
That a dead man has done paid his dues.


For SKAT's "Shoes" contest

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, lust,

Anyone For Tennis

My nephew whose first name is Dennis 
With ladies he loves to play tennis
But he is so fickle
Their tonsils he’ll tickle
Young Dennis is a truly a menace!

6/27/19

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Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: boy, funny, humor, kid, rude, silly, softball,

The Nagging Menace

There once lived a boy named Dennis
Who was a nagging menace

He gathered all the balls
That flew over walls

Then threw them at players of tennis!

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Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: character, humorous, imagery,

Stan Keefeat

Stan Keefeet sure loved his old tennis shoes
They did not love him, was not any news
When kicked off
Everyone coughed
With lots of crying and cussing and boos!

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor, word play,

Out of Bounds

Ilene took an hard look at Dennis
Whose shorts were designed to play tennis
Though he beamed with pride
His balls bounced outside
Perhaps he should try serving Guinness!

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, feelings, love, lust, relationship, romance, sports,

All Hands

A seaman  called, "Octopus" Dennis
Was known to the girls  as a menace
A sign from Above
Predicted "True Love"
"But you gotta go out and play tennis!"

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: love,

Serena's Serenade

All the girls say he is a menace
So desperate for love was Dennis
A psychic's ball
Revealed it all
He could find true Love playing tennis

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Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: color, fashion, sports,

Psychedelic Tennis Bandana

A young tennis brat from Indiana
Dressed in a psychedelic bandana
   When he put it on
   It glowed bright neon
Lit up the court from here to Montana


           
    Inspired by Kevin Shaw's
 State Limerick Poetry Contest
     But not a contest entry

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Fake Noose

Watching Serena play tennis
Whilst sipping a pint of Guinness
I heard someone plead
Donald Trump should lead
His Fake News Parade in Venice

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Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Aced

There was a young man named Dennis
Who thought he was an ace at tennis
He missed every shot
An ace he was not
He is now a Gondolier in Venice

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Had Both Her Knees Replaced

She had both her knees replaced,
And problems we forever faced;
Shoes tennis,
Real menace;
Hard for long shoes to be laced.

Jim Horn

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

Minor Deadness

Ever been diagnosed with minor deadness
When symptoms are stiffness and deafness
Stillness prevails
Absence of emails
Also restricts their game of tennis

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Wear Hip Boots In Venice

Wear hip boots while visiting Venice
A huge rainfall caused a postponement of tennis
Driving the express
Causes much stress
Keep the windows closed to avoid wetness

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