Limerick Poems About Tennis | Tennis Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: sports,

Table Tennis Attraction

Most balls people pitch, roll, or fling.
They kick them or strike them with zing.
But for lazy old  me
I like tirelessly
to stand, flick my wrist and go “ping!”


For Joseph Soper's the Sports Shorts Poetry Contest

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Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule

Limerick : Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule

Once a Tennis Woman named Sue Baule
Tried to avoid being called : « Screw Ball ! »
So she got her haïr cut
In the shape of a snout
Since at French Open gets dubbed : « Screwed Doll ! »  

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: death, places, sad

Dead Man's Shoes

They gave me some nice tennis shoes.
When I came to prison it's true.
    They said you must wear
    and you must not care.
That a dead man has done paid his dues.


For SKAT's "Shoes" contest


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, sports,

Tennis in Venice

How sad that the people of Venice
Have nowhere that they can play tennis
For their feet would get wet
If they played a straight set
Those canals can be such a menace.



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, lust,

ANYONE FOR TENNIS

My nephew whose first name is Dennis With ladies he loves to play tennis But he is so fickle Their tonsils he’ll tickle Young Dennis is a truly a menace! 6/27/19


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, feelings, love, lust, relationship, romance, sports,

All Hands

A seaman  called, "Octopus" Dennis
Was known to the girls  as a menace
A sign from Above
Predicted "True Love"
"But you gotta go out and play tennis!"


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: color, fashion, sports,

Psychedelic Tennis Bandana

A young tennis brat from Indiana
Dressed in a psychedelic bandana
   When he put it on
   It glowed bright neon
Lit up the court from here to Montana


           
    Inspired by Kevin Shaw's
 State Limerick Poetry Contest
     But not a contest entry


Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: boy, funny, humor, kid, rude, silly, softball,

The Nagging Menace

There once lived a boy named Dennis
Who was a nagging menace

He gathered all the balls
That flew over walls

Then threw them at players of tennis!


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, humorous, imagery,

Stan Keefeat

Stan Keefeet sure loved his old tennis shoes
They did not love him, was not any news
When kicked off
Everyone coughed
With lots of crying and cussing and boos!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: love,

Serena's Serenade

All the girls say he is a menace
So desperate for love was Dennis
A psychic's ball
Revealed it all
He could find true Love playing tennis


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: political,

Fake Noose

Watching Serena play tennis
Whilst sipping a pint of Guinness
I heard someone plead
Donald Trump should lead
His Fake News Parade in Venice


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Had Both Her Knees Replaced

She had both her knees replaced,
And problems we forever faced;
Shoes tennis,
Real menace;
Hard for long shoes to be laced.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Aced

There was a young man named Dennis
Who thought he was an ace at tennis
He missed every shot
An ace he was not
He is now a Gondolier in Venice


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

Minor Deadness



Ever been diagnosed with minor deadness When symptoms are stiffness and deafness Stillness prevails Absence of emails Also restricts their game of tennis


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Wear Hip Boots In Venice



Wear hip boots while visiting Venice A huge rainfall caused a postponement of tennis Driving the express Causes much stress Keep the windows closed to avoid wetness