Limerick Poems About Tarantula | Tarantula Limerick Poems

Fried Tarantula Please

I will have fried tarantula if you please.
Extra flour and lots of seasoned grease.
You don’t have any?
That’s okay, Minnie.
Cambodia has dishes like these.

Miss Muffet Comes of Age

She said: 'I think that I shall never see
A thing as ugly as this bug on me
  If I were a spider
  I'd have to hide from her
But it's just a tarantula ~ Whooppee'

Strange Bum Noises

Please don't do that, it's really quite weird
Don't make those noises, it twitches my ears
Reminds me of Dracula
Or an angry tarantula
Emitting strange shrieks from the end that's rear