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Written by Wren Rushing
Categories: animal, food, humor,

Shark In the Soup

In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.





12/27/18

Written by Silent One
Categories: fun,

Thirsty Johnny



Johnny sat bored at a swimming parade,
became thirsty watching the retrograde.
Dipped his head in the pool.
but felt like such a fool.
Silly boy thought it was blue Gatorade!

Written by Mark Goodson
Categories: childhood, children, happiness, inspirational, life, philosophy, school, teen, uplifting,

These Coming Summer Days

Tis splendor in the grass these coming summer days
America’s youth can have their privileged adolescent ways
Swimming and playing or simply being laid back
They have little worries without any teacher’s flack
Enrich they youngish self before the inevitable groans of early Mondays

Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: funny,

Ain'T That the Way Fat Goes

With swimming suit season so near,

Ruthie wanted to lose her huge rear.

But she lost what was best -

luscious curves from her chest.

Then she needed a tiny brassiere!

Written by Nancy Jones
Categories: brother, nature, peace,

Polka Dot Swimming Trunks

In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.

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Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida

Written by Jason Talbott
Categories: fantasy, funny, places

A New Monster In Loch Ness

I saw the huge beast from the dock.
The scene evoked bowel loosening shock.
Run and hide, Nessie!
It's about to get messy.
Rosie O'Donnell* is swimming in the Loch.

(*or insert your "favorite" celebrity name here)

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: weather,

Pool Weather

John John, my buddy, have you any snow
Yes sir, yes sir, a whole driveway full and mo'
Scenery must be great
Too much on your plate?
Move to Canada, swimming in our pool today, bro


© Jack Ellison 2015

Written by Dean Wood
Categories: fish, sea,

I Wish I Were a Skate

I wish I were a swimming skate
I’d swim in schools; that would be great!
I would sit in class
Between shark and bass
Then play hooky and take debate

May 3, 2018

For Viv Wigley’s  “I wish I was a”  Contest

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: rainforest,

Saliva

During a lifetime we all produce saliva, enough
To fill two swimming pools, WOW! that's a lot of stuff
Statistics on the Net
For everything you get
Not going further, coz it may cause disgust

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Dry Swimming Pool

Dry Swimming Pool

He learned how to play with a loose tool;
Suffered from much criticism and ridicule,
When he had lied,
After a while died,
Being fool who dove into dry swimming pool.

Jim Horn

Written by Cheryl Hoffman
Categories: humor, water,

Naked

Swimming in the water was my plan,
on the way felt the hotness of the sand,
rolling in wave,
wanted to escape,
bikini gone nudity was banned.







11-10-16

Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friendship,

The Soup Is Swimming

The Soup is swimming with amazing peeps
Animals and vegetables, loaded with heaps
Can't imagine no yummies
No Soup for the tummy
Would throw in my napkin and sit there and weep

Written by Funom Makama
Categories: abuse, adventure, angst, anxiety, culture, growing up, nature,

Homely Freedom Search

From parents to all peers, a groomed tossing puck
so much care quite good with sour contents to suck
a growing cadet
but still a midget
chill and calm is the wind for this swimming duck.

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, water,

Tales From the River Bank

Sues uses her ‘flotation tanks’,
When swimming between river banks,
Her boobs keep her afloat,
She won’t need a lifeboat,
For boobies us gals can give thanks!

07/30/20

Written by James Horn
Categories: appreciation, blessing,

Looked All Around

Looked All Around

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Woke up and looked all around
Still safe, sane, secure and sound
Slept having some nice dreams
Fish swimming in swift streams
My heart did pleasantly pound.

Jim Horn

Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: humorous,

Gold Medalist

A young star athlete in Tokyo
Was born with crippling polio
He overcame the stress
By swimming his best
He now has gold in his portfolio

written July 24, 2021

Written by Jeff Kyser
Categories: beach,

Swimming At the Beach

The infinity edge is quite cool;
All those jellyfish are for the fools.
One thing ‘bout the water:
The sun makes it hotter,
Or it might be the pee in the pool.

Written by Crystol Woods
Categories: 1st grade, child, funny, humor, nonsense, water,

Swim At Your Own Risk




Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”

Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: summer,

Summer Swimwear Advice

When we’re swimming, it’s kind of a sin
showing too much of some parts of skin.
So please do be kind.
Make sure your behind
doesn’t bulge from the swimsuit you’re in

Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humorous,

A Corrupt Politician

A politician from a town outside Dallas
is cruel corrupt, mean and callous
He takes funding from schools
builds his friends swimming pools
and buys antiques to furnish his palace

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Sponsor: Brian Strand
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2/12/22

Written 2/11/22

Written by Shirley Hawkins
Categories: 10th grade,

Making a Splash

Jim was a silly fool.
Who fell into his swimming pool.
He wasn't a swimmer
He could not be dimmer.
It was very very uncool