Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
funny,
A Hard Pill To Swallow
There was a thrill seeker named Biff
Who got married on a cliff
Honeymooned in Niagra
Overdosed on Viagra
Now the poor fella's a stiff
4-27-2015
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
food,
Life of Pie
Within great moments of leisure
Pie is a measure of treasure
Just have a small slice
Of that sugar and spice
And swallow bites of sheer pleasure
Authors note: The crust must be made from scratch When the flour coated bits of fat are the size of peas--stop mixing!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
inspirational,
Blue Whale Farts
Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
angst,
Your Ass Whole
A snake in the grass is a nasty old soul
Their modus operandi means a meal is their goal
Not all snakes
A meal to make
But nine out of ten will swallow your ass whole
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
food, granddaughter, grandfather,
Chard To Swallow
When you stay with granddad, it seems
life isn’t quite always a dream;
some lessons are hard,
like eating Swiss chard
in order to get some ice cream!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
boy, food, imagination,
The Boy Who Couldn'T Chew
There once was a boy who could not chew
Yet he especially savored beef stew
He’d just bite and swallow
As taste buds lay fallow
Smell’s as good as taste ~ Pinocchio knew
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Monkey See
My formula for living has always been
Be happy, start each day with a great big grin
Easy pill to swallow
Others will follow
Monkey see, monkey do, let's all begin
Written by
Edwin Alluso
Categories:
pride,
Pride Rice
Pride Rice
Let your PRIDE be cook fried rice.
While it serves hot, receive its price.
To be criticize,
Believe in surprise.
Swallow your pride; be recognized
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
life,
Life Lessons
Lessons in life are not always easy to follow
Sometimes go against the grain, in pity we wallow
Then it all becomes clear
We get knocked on our rear
Hiding in plain sight, truth can be hard to swallow
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
analogy, animal, bullying, truth,
Life With T-Rump Xxvi
"GREAT!" is Don's favorite word
It's chocolate for those who've not heard
His language so hollow
Is too much to swallow
Since it's just a foul smelling turd
Author's note: It's going to be really, really great, etc Are people really THAT stupid?
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
My First Little Kitty Limerick
My First Little Kitty Limerick
My kitty had a mammogram
After eating much spam
To see if longs were hollow
His food could still swallow
And not pull a Trump scam.
Jim Horn
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hilarious,
My Passion Sores
Maria, oh Maria, wherefore art thou
Be sworn my love, my passion sores(?) like a swallow
Very poetic eh?
Amazing you say?
Received the OBE, sent is back coz in awards I wallow
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Whale Farts
Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor,
Unwelcome Advice
A pert young lady from back in a hollow
Had trouble with her new fellow, Carballo
He was giving her head advice,
In fact, he wasn’t very nice
Insisting now that she learn how to swallow
Written May 29, 2022
11/11/8/8/11
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
lust, valentines day,
Downsizing Dreams
In her dreams she discovered Apollo
Fast asleep in an enchanted hollow
From the beat of her heart
She awoke with a start
For Apollo was too much to swallow!
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
silly,
Choose Wisely
The stiff neck from counterfeit blues…
I read about that in the news.
A guy from Sao Paulo
said he too can’t swallow,
but feels pretty good when he chews.
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Response to John Read's Deflated
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
lust,
Fair O Moans
Its difficult to be true
When lust gets the best of you
So swallow your pride
And enjoy the ride
It could be your last great screw!
Written by
Carol Mitra
Categories:
humor,
Quitters Never Win
A frog fell in love with a stork shrewd
Suggesting a kiss she wooed her food
Trying to swallow him, how rude!
The frog rung her neck, eyes protrude
He hopped on out, limping like a dude!
06.05.2021
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Written by
Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
10th grade,
Hard To Swallow
I have a doctor named Bill
I visit when feeling ill
He prescribes lotions
Copious pills and potions
That made me feel worse still
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Trump Drowned When Tide Was Turned
Trump Drowned when Tide Was Turned
Trump in wrong direction turned the tide,
And did drown in ocean which was wide;
His head was hollow;
Whale would swallow;
No one cried so tears were never dried.
Jim Horn
Trump is definitely a Jonner
Jonah would even be upset
by him..
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Room To Facilitate Guest
Created a room to facilitate guest,
Wondering what things will be best,
And had to Hunt,
For what we want,
We can swallow and easy to digest.
Jim Horn
Written by
Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
food,
Hard To Swallow
HARD TO SWALLOW
Last summer I bought an ice cream
But although the taste was supreme
While eating my cornet
I swallowed a hornet
When I think about it I scream
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, autumn, drink, giggle, halloween, humor, silly,
potion number nine
spleen of newt tongue of blubba
foul things toads eat for suppa
a potion so fine
will strengthen a spine
swallow with bread and butta.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
joy,
Joyous Times Three
Feel joyous today, felt joyous yesterday, will feel joyous tomorrow
What's wrong, gonna see a shrink about this self-pity in which I wallow
Don't think I can carry on
Quite challenging must be strong
Has me wallowing in self-pity it's a tough pill to swallow
Written by
Karen Jones
Categories:
art, fun, poetry,
Mouth Etiquette
They say real ladies don’t spit
Then what in the salava to do with it
Just hold it in
With a grin
Or learn to swallow another trick