Limerick Poems About Swallow | Swallow Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: funny,

A Hard Pill to swallow

 There was a thrill seeker named Biff
 Who got married on a cliff
 Honeymooned  in Niagra
 Overdosed on Viagra
 Now the poor fella's  a stiff

 4-27-2015

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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: food,

life of pie

Within great moments of leisure
Pie is a measure of treasure
Just have a small slice
Of that sugar and spice
And swallow bites of sheer pleasure


Authors note:  The crust must be made from scratch When the flour coated bits of fat are the size of peas--stop mixing!



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Monkey See



My formula for living has always been Be happy, start each day with a great big grin Easy pill to swallow Others will follow Monkey see, monkey do, let's all begin


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspirational,

Blue Whale Farts



Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe a smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: boy, food, imagination,

The Boy Who Couldn't Chew

There once was a boy who could not chew
Yet he especially savored beef stew
  He’d just bite and swallow
  As taste buds lay fallow
Smell’s as good as taste ~ Pinocchio knew



Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: analogy, animal, bullying, truth,

life with t-rump XXVI

"GREAT!" is Don's favorite word
It's chocolate for those who've not heard   
His language so hollow 
Is too much to swallow    
Since it's just a foul smelling turd

Author's note: It's going to be really, really great, etc Are people really THAT stupid?


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angst,

Your Ass Whole



A snake in the grass is a nasty old soul Their modus operandi means a meal is their goal Not all snakes A meal to make But nine out of ten will swallow your ass whole


Poem Details | by Edwin Alluso |
Categories: pride,

Pride Rice

Pride Rice

Let your PRIDE be cook fried rice.
While it serves hot, receive its price.
To be criticize, 
Believe in surprise.
Swallow your pride; be recognized


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

My First Little Kitty Limerick

My First Little Kitty Limerick

My kitty had a mammogram
After eating much spam
To see if longs were hollow
His food could still swallow
And not pull a Trump scam.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hilarious,

My Passion Sores



Maria, oh Maria, wherefore art thou Be sworn my love, my passion sores(?) like a swallow Very poetic eh? Amazing you say? Received the OBE, sent is back coz in awards I wallow


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Life Lessons



Lessons in life are not always easy to follow Sometimes go against the grain, in pity we wallow Then it all becomes clear We get knocked on our rear Hiding in plain sight, truth can be hard to swallow


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humor,

Unwelcome Advice

A pert young lady from back in a hollow Had trouble with her new fellow, Carballo He was giving her head advice, In fact, he wasn’t very nice Insisting now that she learn how to swallow
Written May 29, 2022 11/11/8/8/11


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: lust, valentines day,

Downsizing Dreams

In her dreams she discovered Apollo
Fast asleep in an enchanted hollow
From the beat of her heart
She awoke with a start
For Apollo was too much to swallow!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: lust,

Fair O Moans

Its difficult to be true
When lust gets the best of you
So swallow your pride
And enjoy the ride
It could be your last great screw!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Trump Drowned when Tide Was Turned

Trump Drowned when Tide Was Turned

Trump in wrong direction turned the tide,
And did drown in ocean  which was wide;
His head was hollow;
Whale would swallow;
No one cried so tears were never dried.

Jim Horn

Trump is definitely a Jonner
Jonah would even be upset
by him.


Poem Details | by Carol Mitra |
Categories: humor,

Quitters Never Win

A frog fell in love with a stork shrewd
Suggesting a kiss she wooed her food
Trying to swallow him, how rude!
The frog rung her neck, eyes protrude
He hopped on out, limping like a dude!

06.05.2021
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Poem Details | by Shirley Hawkins |
Categories: 10th grade,

Hard To Swallow

I have a doctor named Bill
I visit when feeling ill
He prescribes lotions
Copious pills and potions
That made me feel worse still


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Whale Farts



Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe some smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Room To Facilitate Guest

Created a room to facilitate guest, 
Wondering what things will be best, 
And had to Hunt, 
For what we want, 
We can swallow and easy to digest.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Belle Bellevue |
Categories: appreciation, creation, poetry,

Glorious Tea

Be like poet Poe and forget the T When one is composing their poetry Then when you are through Go make a fine brew Wallow ‘n’ swallow in glorious tea.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: joy,

Joyous Times Three



Feel joyous today, felt joyous yesterday, will feel joyous tomorrow What's wrong, gonna see a shrink about this self-pity in which I wallow Don't think I can carry on Quite challenging must be strong Has me wallowing in self-pity it's a tough pill to swallow


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

Monkey See



My formula for living has always bin Be happy, start each day with a great big grin Easy pill to swallow Others will follow Monkey see, monkey do, so let's all begin