Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
humorous,
Age Softens
There once was a Scotch lassie called Sturgeon
Who ,in her youth ,was quite a curmudgeon
But when she took over from Salmond
She found that quite calming
And her better nature started to burgeon.
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
fishing, humor,
Hurtin' Jim
Poor, poor fisherman, Jim Proctor
A flying carp sent him to the doctor
He was out sturgeon fishin'
Now his left eye's hurtin'
When his wife first saw it, it shocked her
Date written and posted: 06/03/2018