Limerick Poems About Sturgeon | Sturgeon Limerick Poems
Written by Denis Bruce
Categories: humorous,

Age Softens

There once was a  Scotch lassie called Sturgeon
Who ,in her youth ,was quite a curmudgeon
But when she took over from Salmond
She found that quite calming
And her better nature started to burgeon.


Written by Edward Ibeh
Categories: fishing, humor,

Hurtin' Jim

Poor, poor fisherman, Jim Proctor
A flying carp sent him to the doctor
He was out sturgeon fishin'
Now his left eye's hurtin'
When his wife first saw it, it shocked her



Date written and posted: 06/03/2018