Written by
John Williams
Categories:
bird, children,
Stork
There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
That went for a wading walk,
With his long stout bill
He caught fish at will,
It sure made the other birds gawk.
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
A Dork From New York
There once was a fellow from New York
This dummy was an absolute dork
He bet on the Jets
A move he regrets
He thought babies were brought by the stork
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
family, funny, nature,
The Birds and the Bees
Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?
Robert Pettit for Royal Trevino's The Birds and the Bees contest
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
life, science,
Nine Months Gestation
Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?
Written by
David Bose
Categories:
humor,
Misunderstanding
Her accent from Bronx in New York,
This doll said she needed a fork.
The waiter’s reply
Was, “Ma’am, I’ll comply.”
Now she frets, expecting The Stork.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
birth, funny, humor, parents, smile, society, sometimes,
Born In a Taxi
There once was a newborn named Maxi,
Who forewent a stork for a taxi,
But as he could not yet walk,
And bubble-babbling was his talk,
Driver gave him to a new mama in the Back Seat.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
bible,
Bird Flew
When Eve was searching for a rib
The Devil led her to a crib
Where Cain and Able
Hatched a stork fable
Creating the very first fib
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
One and One Makes Three
One and one can often make three
Now tell me, dear friend, how can that be
Two people blow their cork
Nine months later a stork
Comes by and plop, a third member of your teepee
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
baby, drink, girlfriend,
What Tommy Uncorked
He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
He took a long swig
His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Fork Finally Would Find
Fork Finally Would Find
In the, road, fork finally did find;
Saw that the stork had been blind;
Hunted and hunted;
Mild mother was wanted,
Whose sexual preference was either kind.
James Horn
Written by
Carol Mitra
Categories:
humor,
Quitters Never Win
A frog fell in love with a stork shrewd
Suggesting a kiss she wooed her food
Trying to swallow him, how rude!
The frog rung her neck, eyes protrude
He hopped on out, limping like a dude!
06.05.2021
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
emotions, humorous, wedding,
Popping the Cork
The bride and groom, about to pop the cork
But the label read -- Pig Juice, Pure Lean Pork
The newleyweds were concerned
Their embarrassment unearned
Then ~ a small bundle dropped off by a stork
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Saw a Stark Stork In New York
Saw A Stark Stork Statue In New York
Remember when we were in New York,
Did see some statue carved out of cork;
Had big doubt;
Wondered about;
Guess what to our surprise was a stork.
Jim Horn
Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
humor,
No way out
There once was a dame in New York
Who plugged her hole with a cork
Some thought her insane
For not wanting a wean
But she still got one from a stork
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humor,
Untitled
there was a young man named York
who lived with his ma’ in Cork
he asked her one day
what happened to me da’
why you young fool were delivered by the stork