Written by
John Williams
Categories:
bird, children,
Stork
There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
That went for a wading walk,
With his long stout bill
He caught fish at will,
It sure made the other birds gawk.
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
A Dork From New York
There once was a fellow from New York
This dummy was an absolute dork
He bet on the Jets
A move he regrets
He thought babies were brought by the stork
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
family, funny, nature,
The Birds and the Bees
Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?
Robert Pettit for Royal Trevino's The Birds and the Bees contest
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
life, science,
Nine Months Gestation
Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?
Written by
David Bose
Categories:
humor,
Misunderstanding
Her accent from Bronx in New York,
This doll said she needed a fork.
The waiter’s reply
Was, “Ma’am, I’ll comply.”
Now she frets, expecting The Stork.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
birth, funny, humor, parents, smile, society, sometimes,
Born In a Taxi
There once was a newborn named Maxi,
Who forewent a stork for a taxi,
But as he could not yet walk,
And bubble-babbling was his talk,
Driver gave him to a new mama in the Back Seat.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
bible,
Bird Flew
When Eve was searching for a rib
The Devil led her to a crib
Where Cain and Able
Hatched a stork fable
Creating the very first fib
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
One and One Makes Three
One and one can often make three
Now tell me, dear friend, how can that be
Two people blow their cork
Nine months later a stork
Comes by and plop, a third member of your teepee
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
baby, drink, girlfriend,
What Tommy Uncorked
He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
He took a long swig
His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Fork Finally Would Find
Fork Finally Would Find
In the, road, fork finally did find;
Saw that the stork had been blind;
Hunted and hunted;
Mild mother was wanted,
Whose sexual preference was either kind.
James Horn
Written by
Carol Mitra
Categories:
humor,
Quitters Never Win
A frog fell in love with a stork shrewd
Suggesting a kiss she wooed her food
Trying to swallow him, how rude!
The frog rung her neck, eyes protrude
He hopped on out, limping like a dude!
06.05.2021
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
emotions, humorous, wedding,
Popping the Cork
The bride and groom, about to pop the cork
But the label read -- Pig Juice, Pure Lean Pork
The newleyweds were concerned
Their embarrassment unearned
Then ~ a small bundle dropped off by a stork
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Saw a Stark Stork In New York
Saw A Stark Stork Statue In New York
Remember when we were in New York,
Did see some statue carved out of cork;
Had big doubt;
Wondered about;
Guess what to our surprise was a stork.
Jim Horn
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humor,
Untitled
there was a young man named York
who lived with his ma’ in Cork
he asked her one day
what happened to me da’
why you young fool were delivered by the stork
Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
humor,
No way out
There once was a dame in New York
Who plugged her hole with a cork
Some thought her insane
For not wanting a wean
But she still got one from a stork