Limerick Poems About Stork | Stork Limerick Poems
Written by John Williams
Categories: bird, children,

Stork

There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
     That went for a wading walk,
        With his long stout bill
         He caught fish at will,
   It sure made the other birds gawk.


Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: funny

A Dork From New York

There once was a fellow from New York
This dummy was an absolute dork
He bet on the Jets
A move he regrets
He thought babies were brought by the stork



Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: family, funny, nature,

The Birds and the Bees

Anyone from LA to New York
knows babies are not brought by the stork.
It takes nine months gestation
for a new generation.
Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?

Robert Pettit for Royal Trevino's The Birds and the Bees contest


Written by Robert Pettit
Categories: life, science,

Nine Months Gestation

Anyone from LA to New York knows babies are not brought by the stork. It takes nine months gestation for a new generation. Didn’t you learn that in school you dork?


Written by David Bose
Categories: humor,

Misunderstanding

Her accent from Bronx in New York,
This doll said she needed a fork.
The waiter’s reply
Was, “Ma’am, I’ll comply.”
Now she frets, expecting The Stork.



Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: birth, funny, humor, parents, smile, society, sometimes,

Born In a Taxi

There once was a newborn named Maxi,

Who forewent a stork for a taxi,

But as he could not yet walk,

And bubble-babbling was his talk,

Driver gave him to a new mama in the Back Seat.


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: bible,

Bird Flew

When Eve was searching for a rib
The Devil led her to a crib
Where Cain and Able
Hatched a stork fable
Creating the very first fib


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

One and One Makes Three

One and one can often make three Now tell me, dear friend, how can that be Two people blow their cork Nine months later a stork Comes by and plop, a third member of your teepee


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: baby, drink, girlfriend,

What Tommy Uncorked

He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
   He took a long swig
   His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Fork Finally Would Find

Fork Finally Would Find

In the, road, fork finally did find;
Saw that the stork had been blind;
Hunted and hunted;
Mild mother was wanted,
Whose sexual preference was either kind.

James Horn


Written by Carol Mitra
Categories: humor,

Quitters Never Win

A frog fell in love with a stork shrewd
Suggesting a kiss she wooed her food
Trying to swallow him, how rude!
The frog rung her neck, eyes protrude
He hopped on out, limping like a dude!

06.05.2021
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: emotions, humorous, wedding,

Popping the Cork

The bride and groom, about to pop the cork
But the label read -- Pig Juice, Pure Lean Pork
   The newleyweds were concerned
   Their embarrassment unearned
Then ~ a small bundle dropped off by a stork


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Saw a Stark Stork In New York

Saw A Stark Stork Statue In New York

Remember when we were in New York,
Did see some statue carved out of cork;
Had big doubt;
Wondered about;
Guess what to our surprise was a stork.

Jim Horn


Written by Oliver Mckeithan
Categories: humor,

Untitled

there was a young man named York who lived with his ma’ in Cork he asked her one day what happened to me da’ why you young fool were delivered by the stork


Written by Denis Bruce
Categories: humor,

No way out

There once was a dame in New York
Who plugged her hole with a cork
Some thought her insane
For not wanting a wean
But she still got one from a stork