Limerick Poems About Starfish | Starfish Limerick Poems

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Is That a Dino I Saur

Two Dinosaurs stand face to face
But something is so out of place
A starry night in the sky
But it's a starfish I spy
Oh! that line of cocaine that I chased

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspirational,

Blue Whale Farts

Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source 
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Starring a Starfish

Never ever ask a starfish for directions
They're at the centre of five intersections
Confusion reigns
But they're not to blame
Their Moms and Pops invented genuflexion

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Whale Farts

Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts

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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Position Impossible - Bawdy Limerick

Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed
Old Ethel insisted
Till Fred’s back got twisted
They best stick to sleeping instead!

05/30/21

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