Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
funny
Is That a Dino I Saur
Two Dinosaurs stand face to face
But something is so out of place
A starry night in the sky
But it's a starfish I spy
Oh! that line of cocaine that I chased
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
inspirational,
Blue Whale Farts
Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Starring a Starfish
Never ever ask a starfish for directions
They're at the centre of five intersections
Confusion reigns
But they're not to blame
Their Moms and Pops invented genuflexion
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Whale Farts
Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe some smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Position Impossible - Bawdy Limerick
Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed
Old Ethel insisted
Till Fred’s back got twisted
They best stick to sleeping instead!
05/30/21