Limerick Poems About Squirrel | Squirrel Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humor,

Bad Stew - Warning: Explicit Poo Content

I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew

*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*

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Poem Details | by Dakota Burns |
Categories: animal,

A Dumb Squirrel

The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash 
While climbing he got a big gash 
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash

Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: humorous,

The Hunt

In grammar school the boys had fun
Even though not one had a gun
They'd stalk a girl
Trying to shoot squirrel
But not one ever even saw one

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: character, food, funny, nonsense, silly, wine, word play,

The Man From the Wirral

The Man from the Wirral

A gluttonous old man from the Wirral,
Was partial to eating cold Squirrel.
He thought of the flavour divine,
Washed down with vintage Oak Wine.

Such a greedy old man of the Wirral

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, satire,

Fractured Fake News

Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: animal, funny, imagery, leaving,

Squirrel In the House

A squirrel in a house he'd not been in before
Grabbed a mouthful of peanuts and ran for the door
He tripped on a mat
And then he fell flat
And his nuts rolled across the floor!

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, food, fun, funny, image,

Caught Red Pawed

A squirrel collecting some corn, Now is wishing he’d never been born. Caught himself in a trap, The door shut with a snap; Now he sits there hungry and forlorn!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: addiction,

A Girly's Buttock

Relax my friends, if you feel life's an empty cup Could be a squirrel who forgot where he buried his nuts There's always a bright side Don't run away and hide When you wake, look for a girly's buttock to touch

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: nature,

Nature Limerick

bushy tailed squirrel runs around oak
wet violet dew gives them plenty of soak
grass is so green
snake barely seen
little mouse is about ready to croak

Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: easter,

He Thought He Saw The Easter Bunny

An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny 
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny 
He was with his wife Jean 
She said- what do you mean? 
That's a squirrel that's hopping around, Hunny