Limerick Poems About Squirrel | Squirrel Limerick Poems
Written by Mark Koplin
Categories: humor,

Bad Stew - Warning: Explicit Poo Content

I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew

*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*


Written by Dakota Burns
Categories: animal,

A Dumb Squirrel

The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash 
While climbing he got a big gash 
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash



Written by Quentin Ehlinger
Categories: humorous,

The Hunt

In grammar school the boys had fun
Even though not one had a gun
They'd stalk a girl
Trying to shoot squirrel
But not one ever even saw one


Written by Kevin Shaw
Categories: character, food, funny, nonsense, silly, wine, word play,

The Man From the Wirral

The Man from the Wirral

A gluttonous old man from the Wirral,
Was partial to eating cold Squirrel.
He thought of the flavour divine,
Washed down with vintage Oak Wine.

Such a greedy old man of the Wirral


Written by Mark Toney
Categories: funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, satire,

Fractured Fake News

Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.



Written by Pat Adams
Categories: animal, funny, imagery, leaving,

Squirrel In the House

A squirrel in a house he'd not been in before
Grabbed a mouthful of peanuts and ran for the door
He tripped on a mat
And then he fell flat
And his nuts rolled across the floor!


Written by Constance La France
Categories: summer,

Me With Hose VS Squirrel


Have planted a lovely garden this year, 
that I totally revere and hold dear;
but a squirrel likes it too,
he licks off the summer dew..
so, I wait each morn'  for him to appear !


Written by Charles Messina
Categories: easter,

He Thought He Saw The Easter Bunny

An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny 
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny 
He was with his wife Jean 
She said- what do you mean? 
That's a squirrel that's hopping around, Hunny


Written by M. L. Kiser
Categories: animal, food, fun, funny, image,

Caught Red Pawed

A squirrel collecting some corn, Now is wishing he’d never been born. Caught himself in a trap, The door shut with a snap; Now he sits there hungry and forlorn!


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: addiction,

A Girly's Buttock

Relax my friends, if you feel life's an empty cup Could be a squirrel who forgot where he buried his nuts There's always a bright side Don't run away and hide When you wake, look for a girly's buttock to touch


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: nature,

Nature Limerick

bushy tailed squirrel runs around oak
wet violet dew gives them plenty of soak
grass is so green
snake barely seen
little mouse is about ready to croak