Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew
*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*
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Poem Details | by
Dakota Burns |
Categories:
animal,
The Squirrel climbed a tree in a dash
While climbing he got a big gash
He went to the store
In through the door
But soon found he forgot his cash
Poem Details | by
Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories:
humorous,
In grammar school the boys had fun
Even though not one had a gun
They'd stalk a girl
Trying to shoot squirrel
But not one ever even saw one
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
character, food, funny, nonsense, silly, wine, word play,
The Man from the Wirral
A gluttonous old man from the Wirral,
Was partial to eating cold Squirrel.
He thought of the flavour divine,
Washed down with vintage Oak Wine.
Such a greedy old man of the Wirral
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
funny, humorous, nonsense, poetry, satire,
Boris and Natasha's minds were awhirl
As the Russia probe facts did unfurl.
Let's end the confusion
There was no collusion
Was fake news of moose and of squirrel.
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, funny, imagery, leaving,
A squirrel in a house he'd not been in before
Grabbed a mouthful of peanuts and ran for the door
He tripped on a mat
And then he fell flat
And his nuts rolled across the floor!
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, food, fun, funny, image,
A squirrel collecting some corn,
Now is wishing he’d never been born.
Caught himself in a trap,
The door shut with a snap;
Now he sits there hungry and forlorn!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
addiction,
Relax my friends, if you feel life's an empty cup
Could be a squirrel who forgot where he buried his nuts
There's always a bright side
Don't run away and hide
When you wake, look for a girly's buttock to touch
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
nature,
bushy tailed squirrel runs around oak
wet violet dew gives them plenty of soak
grass is so green
snake barely seen
little mouse is about ready to croak
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
easter,
An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny
He was with his wife Jean
She said- what do you mean?
That's a squirrel that's hopping around, Hunny