Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Atticus
There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus
© Sep 27 2010 Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friendship,
Not In Her Genes
Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes
(All in fun sweet lady)
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
youth,
The Squid Eating Contest
The Squid Eating Contest
By
Tom Wright
There was a young man from Madrid
Who excelled at most all that he did.
But in a contest for eating,
While others were seating,
He choked to death chewing a squid.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
birth,
Not Her Genes
Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married, had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
silly,
Fresh Sea Greases
There’s a version that comes in an ointment,
but go sparingly on the anointment!
The calamari squid
set you back a few quid.
Ooh, those tentacles - no disappointment!
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H/T to Coming Up Roses by Rico Leffanta
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
silly,
Not Her Genes
Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married, had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her genes