Limerick Poems About Squid | Squid Limerick Poems
Written by Charles Henderson
Categories: funny

Atticus

There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus

©  Sep 27 2010      Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: friendship,

Not In Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines Fell in love with a handsome marine Got married had a kid Resembled a squid Think sea water was to blame not her genes (All in fun sweet lady) © Jack Ellison 2015



Written by Tom Wright
Categories: youth,

The Squid Eating Contest

The Squid Eating Contest By Tom Wright There was a young man from Madrid Who excelled at most all that he did. But in a contest for eating, While others were seating, He choked to death chewing a squid.


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: birth,

Not Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines Fell in love with a handsome marine Got married, had a kid Resembled a squid Think sea water was to blame not her genes


Written by Jeff Kyser
Categories: silly,

Fresh Sea Greases

There’s a version that comes in an ointment,
but go sparingly on the anointment!
The calamari squid
set you back a few quid.
Ooh, those tentacles - no disappointment!

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H/T to Coming Up Roses by Rico Leffanta



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Not Her Genes

Kimberly who lives in the Philippines Fell in love with a handsome marine Got married, had a kid Resembled a squid Think sea water was to blame not her genes