Limerick Poems About Sponge | Sponge Limerick Poems
Written by John Weber
Categories: funny, nostalgia

Lady Fuku's Vice (The Gen-X Limerick)

There once was this babe from Seattle
who'd get wild when bands squared to battle.
Absorbed like a sponge,
she redefined grunge
with each rocker she chose to straddle.


Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Veep In a Vip Lounge

Limerick : Once a Veep in a V.I.PLounge

Once a Veep in a V.I.PLounge
Laid low till Mary Lynn took the plunge
Then put on airs of Chief
Whipped her in the mischief
Till the Chief threw in the bloodied sponge.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013



Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Church Social

The church social started at three
With our vicar pouring the tea
The Holy Ghost
Will be our host
As soon as Sponge Bob lets him be


Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: silly,

Literal Stuff Again

A dad was washing the car with his son! Here we go again with the literal stuff, so dumb! Son said next time, let's use a sponge This really hurts me quite a bunch Now how silly is THAT..seems a bit overdone!!!


Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Into Deep Water Did Like To Lunge

Into Deep Water Did Like To Lunge

Trump had seemed to be such a sponge;
Into incredible debt  country did plunge,
We could never favor;
Due to poor behavior;
Into deep water always liked to lunge.

Jim Horn