There once was this babe from Seattle
who'd get wild when bands squared to battle.
Absorbed like a sponge,
she redefined grunge
with each rocker she chose to straddle.
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Limerick : Once a Veep in a V.I.PLounge
Once a Veep in a V.I.PLounge
Laid low till Mary Lynn took the plunge
Then put on airs of Chief
Whipped her in the mischief
Till the Chief threw in the bloodied sponge.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
A dad was washing the car with his son!
Here we go again with the literal stuff, so dumb!
Son said next time, let's use a sponge
This really hurts me quite a bunch
Now how silly is THAT..seems a bit overdone!!!
The church social started at three
With our vicar pouring the tea
The Holy Ghost
Will be our host
As soon as Sponge Bob lets him be
Into Deep Water Did Like To Lunge
Trump had seemed to be such a sponge;
Into incredible debt country did plunge,
We could never favor;
Due to poor behavior;
Into deep water always liked to lunge.
beach, fish, funny, humor, humorous, ocean, sea,
local sponge diver big deel
lacking personal appeal
jumped into a lake
procured a fish cake
and bumped an electric eel.