Poem Details | by
John Weber |
Categories:
funny, nostalgia
There once was this babe from Seattle
who'd get wild when bands squared to battle.
Absorbed like a sponge,
she redefined grunge
with each rocker she chose to straddle.
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Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humor,
Limerick : Once a Veep in a V.I.PLounge
Once a Veep in a V.I.PLounge
Laid low till Mary Lynn took the plunge
Then put on airs of Chief
Whipped her in the mischief
Till the Chief threw in the bloodied sponge.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
A dad was washing the car with his son!
Here we go again with the literal stuff, so dumb!
Son said next time, let's use a sponge
This really hurts me quite a bunch
Now how silly is THAT..seems a bit overdone!!!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
The church social started at three
With our vicar pouring the tea
The Holy Ghost
Will be our host
As soon as Sponge Bob lets him be
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Into Deep Water Did Like To Lunge
Trump had seemed to be such a sponge;
Into incredible debt country did plunge,
We could never favor;
Due to poor behavior;
Into deep water always liked to lunge.
Jim Horn