The Bull Snake crawled into my shed
used an old Sparrow nest for his bed
through the door then came I
and we met eye to eye,
I must not repeat what I said!
Think Mom dumb?
Fear makes numb!
Fink Cupid's arrow
Fly like sparrow
Turned down by a Spanish caballero
Rejected by an Egyptian Pharaoh --
Rosie had real good looks
But the girl couldn't cook --
Hitched an old bird who ate like a sparrow
There once was a Sparrow name Fred
Who wished to be a Robin instead?
His dull feathers of brown
Were, making him frown
He pined for a breast of bright red.
Edith Piaf was a sparrow
Who ignored the "straight and narrow"
No pure white dove
She sang for love
Just as wild as Cupid's arrow
Trump Spread Out
Trump would some spread out like a sparrow;
Then he had covered it up with his sombrero;
Found on file;
Does believe he is related to Clarence Darrow.
Saw Such A Small Sparrow
We should have seen such a small sparrow,
Whose eyes were always sharp and narrow;
Heart of gold,
Have been told,
And view of things seen straight as an arrow.