Limerick Poems About Soccer | Soccer Limerick Poems
Written by Funom Makama
Categories: football, life, soccer, sports,

For Football Fans

All emotions and hopes exchanging through a common fax
singing songs of victory and toasting a beer to relax
priding on a rich history
moving in one chemistry
mock us when we lose and face the inevitable axe.


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: football, fun, games, silly, soccer, sports, woman,

Soccer

A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!



Written by Jack Ellison
Categories: fun,

Soccer Mom Ninja

If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla Vicious and surly This dangerous girlie Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia


Written by Craig Munn
Categories: fun, funny,

Revenge

The cow was awful mad,
For the farmer forgot her lad.
So she got out of her stall,
And turned the farmer into a ball,
And played soccer with granddad!!!!!!!!


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,

hanks

once an old con bob hanks

greeted tellers with thanks

please call me dom

named for my mom

then thieved his way through banks.



Written by Andrea Dietrich
Categories: football,

My Football and Fifa Feelings

What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t be.

My apologies to the contest sponsor!!


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: sports,

Tribute To Pele

Pele wins World Cup at seventeen.
Letting proud Brazilians cheer and preen.
Scored six goals in victory
National Treasure we all see
He’s the best soccer player ever seen.