Limerick Poems About Soccer | Soccer Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: football, life, soccer, sports,

For Football Fans

All emotions and hopes exchanging through a common fax
singing songs of victory and toasting a beer to relax
priding on a rich history
moving in one chemistry
mock us when we lose and face the inevitable axe.

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: football, fun, games, silly, soccer, sports, woman,

Soccer

A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Soccer Mom Ninja



If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla Vicious and surly This dangerous girlie Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia


Poem Details | by Craig munn |
Categories: fun, funny,

Revenge

The cow was awful mad,
For the farmer forgot her lad.
So she got out of her stall,
And turned the farmer into a ball,
And played soccer with granddad!!!!!!!!



Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, confusion, farm, humorous, mother, mother son, soccer,

Hanks

Once an old con named Bob Hanks
Greeted each teller with thanks.
Oh please call me Dom
I'm named for my mom,
As he thieved his way through banks.