Limerick Poems About Snail | Snail Limerick Poems
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: garden, humorous,

A Trail of Destruction

A snail has thousands of teeth No wonder it is such a thief It gobbles my plants You should hear my rants Slug pellets will give some relief! I discovered from a quiz question that some species of snail can have over 25,000 teeth! 02~05~17


Written by John Williams
Categories: children, humorous,

Snail

Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.



Written by Randy Imwalle
Categories: animal, earth day, funny, word play,

The Humble, Brown Snail

Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.


Written by Michael Wise
Categories: funny, humorous, hyperbole,

The Snail

I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh


Written by Mc Mc
Categories: animals, childhood

My Pet Snail

I had a pet ; it was a snail

It must have dried up,

because I can't find it's trail!



Written by Anu Nayak
Categories: animal, funny, son,

My Contst Pom

my contst pom - compliant son!


Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!


12th October 2016


Written by Daisy Ward
Categories: fun, humor,

Sail

She took lessons and learned to sail
But she sailed as slow as a snail
A wave tipped over the boat
She didn't know how to float
They wondered how she had prevailed


Written by Josehf Murchison
Categories: animal, art, fun, light, magic,

Strawberry Snails Forever

Strawberry Snails Forever There once was a strawberry pink snail. She was sweet from her nose to her tail. She crossed over the moss. Never stopping or cross. Eating bits growing out of the shale. By Josehf Lloyd Murchison


Written by Tim Riding
Categories: animal, funny,

Wildlife 44

Wildlife 44

A slow moving, slimy old snail,
Was stuck upside down in a pail,
When someone kicked the bucket,
He slobbered "Oh 'flip' it!"
And left them a long snotty trail!!


Written by Daisy Ward
Categories: humor,

No Date

He brought candy for his mate
But didn't take her on a date
She left him high and dry
Not even a good-bye
And found a newly snail-mate


Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: political,

Trump Vs Snail Mail

Trump has smeared our Snail Mail with slime
Insisting it is not a crime
Ballots need inspection
To win an election
And Biden may die with more time!


Written by Daisy Ward
Categories: humorous,

The Tail

He ate a rabbit then grew a tail
Start moving around like a snail
Tried to chop it off
At a very high-cost
He laid his tail onto a train’s rail


Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: fun, humor,

A Slow Demise For a Royal Tale

The king, with a taste quite frail,
Met his end munching on a snail.
It may sound absurd,
But that's what I heard,
A slow demise for a royal tale.