Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
garden, humorous,
A Trail of Destruction
A snail has thousands of teeth
No wonder it is such a thief
It gobbles my plants
You should hear my rants
Slug pellets will give some relief!
I discovered from a quiz question that some species of snail can have over 25,000 teeth!
02~05~17
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, humorous,
Snail
Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
The Humble, Brown Snail
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Written by
Michael Wise
Categories:
funny, humorous, hyperbole,
The Snail
I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh
Written by
Mc Mc
Categories:
animals, childhood
My Pet Snail
I had a pet ; it was a snail
It must have dried up,
because I can't find it's trail!
Written by
Anu Nayak
Categories:
animal, funny, son,
My Contst Pom
my contst pom - compliant son!
Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!
12th October 2016
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
fun, humor,
Sail
She took lessons and learned to sail
But she sailed as slow as a snail
A wave tipped over the boat
She didn't know how to float
They wondered how she had prevailed
Written by
Josehf Murchison
Categories:
animal, art, fun, light, magic,
Strawberry Snails Forever
Strawberry Snails Forever
There once was a strawberry pink snail.
She was sweet from her nose to her tail.
She crossed over the moss.
Never stopping or cross.
Eating bits growing out of the shale.
By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison
Written by
Tim Riding
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 44
Wildlife 44
A slow moving, slimy old snail,
Was stuck upside down in a pail,
When someone kicked the bucket,
He slobbered "Oh 'flip' it!"
And left them a long snotty trail!!
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
No Date
He brought candy for his mate
But didn't take her on a date
She left him high and dry
Not even a good-bye
And found a newly snail-mate
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
political,
Trump Vs Snail Mail
Trump has smeared our Snail Mail with slime
Insisting it is not a crime
Ballots need inspection
To win an election
And Biden may die with more time!
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humorous,
The Tail
He ate a rabbit then grew a tail
Start moving around like a snail
Tried to chop it off
At a very high-cost
He laid his tail onto a train’s rail
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, humor,
A Slow Demise For a Royal Tale
The king, with a taste quite frail,
Met his end munching on a snail.
It may sound absurd,
But that's what I heard,
A slow demise for a royal tale.