Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
garden, humorous,
A snail has thousands of teeth
No wonder it is such a thief
It gobbles my plants
You should hear my rants
Slug pellets will give some relief!
I discovered from a quiz question that some species of snail can have over 25,000 teeth!
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Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, humorous,
Each morning without fail,
I see my little,brown-shelled snail,
Plodding along with his home on his back,
Leaving a long, tiny, silver track,
I think he likes blazing a trail.
Poem Details | by
Randy Imwalle |
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Poem Details | by
Mc Mc |
Categories:
animals, childhood
I had a pet ; it was a snail
It must have dried up,
because I can't find it's trail!
Poem Details | by
Michael Wise |
Categories:
funny, humorous, hyperbole,
I was clean shaven when I
spotted a snail going by
I watched for a while
as he went half a mile
now my beard's reaching down to my thigh
Poem Details | by
Anulaxmi Nayak |
Categories:
animal, funny, son,
my contst pom - compliant son!
Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!
12th October 2016
Poem Details | by
Tim Riding |
Categories:
animal, funny,
Wildlife 44
A slow moving, slimy old snail,
Was stuck upside down in a pail,
When someone kicked the bucket,
He slobbered "Oh 'flip' it!"
And left them a long snotty trail!!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humor,
He brought candy for his mate
But didn't take her on a date
She left him high and dry
Not even a good-bye
And found a newly snail-mate
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
fun, humor,
She took lessons and learned to sail
But she sailed as slow as a snail
A wave tipped over the boat
She didn't know how to float
They wondered how she had prevailed
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
political,
Trump has smeared our Snail Mail with slime
Insisting it is not a crime
Ballots need inspection
To win an election
And Biden may die with more time!
Poem Details | by
Daisy Ward |
Categories:
humorous,
He ate a rabbit then grew a tail
Start moving around like a snail
Tried to chop it off
At a very high-cost
He laid his tail onto a train’s rail
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, humor,
The king, with a taste quite frail,
Met his end munching on a snail.
It may sound absurd,
But that's what I heard,
A slow demise for a royal tale.